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Dan has to make his own hat and eat it

Here:

Edible Party Hat : 8 Steps (with Pictures) - Instructables

In case anyone is curious, straw is basically chaff from wheat or other plants and is used as bedding, and hay is basically dried grasses, which is used as feed.

As much as I love Dan and his weird loopholes, that does not count as a hat. Sorry you had to eat ink for nothing.

5 minutes into the video and I am SO happy Dan is back.

TOO SWEET

@jeffgrubb my spouse worked on Tumble Leaf for a couple of years, and I always have to tell her when people shout it out. Glad you and your family are into it!

Not down with this loophole at all

The tortilla hat would be acceptable and entertaining. This was funny, entertaining, worthwhile, and 100% not satisfactory. haha. Great episode as always.

Not a hat.

Not a hat, doesn't count!!

to all the saturnine defeatists in these comments: when god sings with his creations, will a paper hat not be part of the choir?

For the love of all that is holy can someone talk to Dan about his constant yelling? I love Dan, I almost cried tears of joy when he came back but good lord the loudness is killing me.

the calling to MIke and hanging up.

lol

I know the movie Captain Ron has that guerillla - gorilla joke, but I've definitely heard it in other stuff too.

Also, an actual edible hat would have just been a nice snack for Dan, so this was funnier anyway.

Enormous respect to Mike Mahardy for answering a second phone call after that initial one.

Also Tam is 100% correct about that military officer being the Mad Shitter.

Don't eat ink, Dan

Dan now has the body of recently graduated Jesus in him. There's hope for him yet.

Black Mask is a fantastic movie. Worth watching any chance you get.

we have a Dan without yelling! His name is Paul.

pretty sure the hat was meant to be made of taco bell stuff

@Tam if you are using two hands for Tesla door then you are doing it wrong. You push with your thumb, then the handle presents itself and you grab it. Imagine giving a thumbs up sideways. Try it next time, once you press with the thumb it will make sense.