Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag Like Fort Knox Edition

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@avantegardener said:

Love Fentimans beverages, 'Party in Mouth' action.

Their Ginger beer is HORRIBLE

Contents did not live up to the packaging.

i was in tears after seing the flame shirt / blanket and jeff made the "what's in here? bam bam bigelows body?" joke

@ultra2extreme said:

Dandelion and Burdock is british and AWFUL!

This. Have these guys tried Irn-Bru yet?

We need to know what the combination lock was! If it wasn't 775 what was it?

Yeah the chocolate is for your girlfriend Ryan...

Drew just hanging out quietly with a crowbar doin his Gordon Freeman impression.

@mortal_sb said:

i was in tears after seing the flame shirt / blanket and jeff made the "what's in here? bam bam bigelows body?" joke

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Fentiman's stuff is actually pretty good. 

I love Marley's! It's illegal in my state.

@TehPickle said:

@ultra2extreme said:

Dandelion and Burdock is british and AWFUL!

This. Have these guys tried Irn-Bru yet?

Dandelion and Burdock is cola for civilized people, you philistine.

@CuervoJoe said:

@TehPickle said:

@ultra2extreme said:

Dandelion and Burdock is british and AWFUL!

This. Have these guys tried Irn-Bru yet?

Dandelion and Burdock is cola for civilized people, you philistine.

Isn't it more like Vimto for civilised people? I haven't had it for years I forget what it's like.

@zudthespud: I always think it tastes more like cola, but you could be right, it's been a while since I've drank any either.

They should have tried 111 or 000 on that lock but brute force works too.

What is up with all those old Jurassic Park games?

This guy went and bought this stuff at a Whole Foods. I think I have eaten all of this stuff haha.

Oh hey there, every single Jurassic Park video game. Doing some important research, I see.

Your readers send you weird shit.

I am currently in a mattress predicament myself. See the 'Da is moving and needs to be rid of some furniture. His guest bedroom has a nice bed that was rarely used. I have staked claim to it. But. Now I need to dispose of mine.

I had to google. Even charities won't take a used mattress. You either have to bring it to the landfill yourself or hire a junk pickup company to do it for you. Either way you have to pay to get rid of it.

@RoyaleWifCheese said:

Your readers send you weird shit.

Indeed. And keep in mind, this is the stuff they post video of. What if there have been care packages of the psycho variety that have been kept hush hush??? o_____o

User who sent this, what's the combo?

Man.. fuck tequila... we had some rough times in the past...

@ultra2extreme: Amen to that. It really is as bad as it sounds. I can understand why Brad was so confused.

@okand said:

@HerbieBug I sent a can of coffee flavoured soda in April that I've seen standing on Ryans table since before E3 so they most certainly open some stuff without recording. Maybe I should send them an email asking for thoughts or they're saving it for whenever they see Will next.

i had the pepsi version in the '90s... shit was delicious!

It's about time the Bombcast had some tasting of beverages as a regular segment

I'm waiting for one of these mailbags to look normal until the final like 2 minutes where they uncover a human body part or parts within the packaging. Every time Jeff said something is damp in here, I thought they would encounter something very... bad

The more spice the better!

If that Ithaca Pale Ale is what I think it is then be warned. That's some of the hoppiest shit I've ever tasted. Damn near threw up as soon as it hit my tongue.

@cbarnes86: April Fools 2013, make it happen GB.

It's funny. This is the exact sort of situation that would get me stuck in a video game.

True friends drink after one another.

I like when Gordon Freeman shows up at 8:57 in...

@HerbieBug said:

I am currently in a mattress predicament myself. See the 'Da is moving and needs to be rid of some furniture. His guest bedroom has a nice bed that was rarely used. I have staked claim to it. But. Now I need to dispose of mine.

I had to google. Even charities won't take a used mattress. You either have to bring it to the landfill yourself or hire a junk pickup company to do it for you. Either way you have to pay to get rid of it.

Pfft, just do the ol' 3am mattress dump. Find one of those big community dumpsters and just toss it in, who cares!

Not gonna lie, I enjoy me some Curiosity Cola from time to time. It's like when you mix all the drinks at a soda fountain.

You wouldn't think that someone whose career is in audio-visual would make the amateur mistake of covering over the camera mic with their hand!

@HerbieBug said:

@RoyaleWifCheese said:

Your readers send you weird shit.

Indeed. And keep in mind, this is the stuff they post video of. What if there have been care packages of the psycho variety that have been kept hush hush??? o_____o

I doubt it because they don't know what is in the packages usually before they open it so they film it anyway, and I don't think they would have any reason not to post it, even if it was creepy. I remember there being a really creepy mail bag a while back and it was posted.

Now I really want to know what that code was.

Ithaca Beer Company?!?! I live 10 minutes away from the brewery. Crazy to see such a small town beer on here!

unless this eric from new york works at a Wholefoods, and he just shipped the odd bottle hes been squirreling away for weeks, this easily cost over $100 just in contents. not including the socks and pillowcase. i drink this stuff on a daily basis, and theyre expensive, son!

I Love Bob marley mello drinks...make me life better

Oh, wow. An Oxford comma joke. <3