Quick Look: Farming Simulator 17

DAN!

I only got to the wheat=yeast part but good grief man, educate yourself.

EDIT: Whoof, that was a thing. Horses are delicious by the way.

Hand it over to the east coast team...

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I got to how eggs work and had to stop. Game looks fine.

I never knew so many Giant Bomb members were farmers.

I loved how this turned into a mini podcast about teaching Dan about the complexities of modern living.

Well, this comment section is wild. This is a video game website. About video games. It has video games in it. And other things, like people.

Not all eggs are fertilized, you can keep chickens and they'll still lay eggs even without a rooster.

"I'll just combine down the wheat into yeast and make that into bread."

There is no adult human on the planet that could consider that a sensible statement. I'm pleased that Dan is going to New York for the simple fact that I think Alex is going to call him on his acting dumb shtick in a way that San Francisco just walked away from.

I was also fairly shocked at Jeff's assertion on store bought eggs being fertilized.

They are so ignorant about basic farming concepts...

@skuupin: Hah, well, I don't disagree with your sentiment but...I bet you're wrong on almost all accounts. Have you seen like, ANY "on the street" thing in NYC? No adult human on the planet?

The Dan Rykert school of not finding the breaks: just run it into a tree.

no one cares

@grimreefz: Agreed. He should be put in a box and buried.

I'm kidding. Dan and Vinnie are pretty much the reason why I keep my sub. And Jeff....it's almost impossible not to like that guy.

This Quick Look makes me so happy.

I love this site.

Yup, just keep right on thinking that "Dan doesn't know anything" is all an act, guys...

Don't drive too deeply into the water.

Jeff's youth stories continue to be the best thing.

Oh boy.

This quick look is more relevant then ever haha - "We live in difficult fucking times" - Jeff 100% wrapped it up in the best sentiment.

I read this article that was from AP or some other 'not wacky conspiracy' source that found out there is arsenic, lead, and cadmium in baby food... and not just one brand.

*edit* I wonder how much Dan's head would explode if he heard where NASA started, and where some of the top scientists came from..