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Quick Look: Hohokum

Chill with Jeff and Dan on their spiritual journey to open their third eye. Namaste... man.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Aug. 12 2014

Cast: Jeff, Dan

Posted by: Jason

In This Episode:

Hohokum

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I still don't know what this game is, but it seems like a great way to zone out.

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I've been growing out my Hohokum nail just for this occasion.

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These stupidly early quick looks are alright by me!!

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I'm gonna need this one on PC, stat.

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It's like Woodstock but with things that behave.

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@el_rickhead: It's 15:14 here, hardly early. The earth is round, you know?

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Dan sounds like a Fox News anchor with the stoner, bongo player and "one of those guys" comments.

Actually, both of them act like jerks.

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I remember the crayon thing that Dan was talking about and it was great.

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What is this? semen simulator 2014. looks trippy.

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Donkey Kong Jungle Beat was great!

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After hearing they licensed Tycho for the music I'm so on board.

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Jeff has ascended to become your typical SF hippy

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I pre-ordered this for Vita, on trailers alone. I've been avoiding most video content because I don't actually want to know what the hell this is before I play it. I don't do this often for games.

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"Group grope"

Man, deep cuts.

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Dan sounds like a Fox News anchor with the stoner, bongo player and "one of those guys" comments.

Actually, both of them act like jerks.

You're right, they should never describe the people that they have known or observed throughout their time as alive people.

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Can't wait to play it tomorrow.

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You don't have to be "that guy" to be into Tool guys, actually really good music. Damn Wrestling Dorks!

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@spurio said:

You don't have to be "that guy" to be into Tool guys, actually really good music. Damn Wrestling Dorks!

I disagree. Every Tool fan I have ever met is "that guy".

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@spurio said:

You don't have to be "that guy" to be into Tool guys, actually really good music. Damn Wrestling Dorks!

Tool is very good, but to appreciate them you really do need to cultivate a healthy sense of irony. "That guy" who is way too into Tool exists and we've all met him. I can't blame people who lump me in with him.

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Sperm worm guy is my spirit animal.

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Edited By Deadlypixels

Jeff "And now we're gonna suck it" Gerstmann

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@danryckert Those black crayon scratch pieces was the first thing I thought of when this QL started. Loved 'em as a kid and now I've got my son doing them from time to time.

Takes a kid a long time to lay down two full coats of crayon on a piece of paper so that's an added bonus too. Next I'm gonna teach him the "punch a bunch of pinholes in a sheet of foil and hang it over a tv screen" trick.

Beautiful game btw, not sure it's my thing, but it's nice to watch.

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Hey man, this song's structure follows the Fibonacci sequence, man. Makes you think, you know?

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This does seem relaxing and I like the music.

I think the bear game Jeff mentions is Open Season.

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i think i'll play this when I finally find out what you use for smoke weed, bro.

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"Jeff tortures Dan with hippie bullshit for 30 minutes" was really relaxing for me, thanks guys!

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The only thing I learned from this video is that Frobisher Says sounds awesome. Downloading now...

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Thanks Jeff for opening my third eye.

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I'm getting scared...

The only Tool I heard I actually liked. It was probably one of their more conventional Psy numbers, for the very little I heard afterwards. Somebody was playing it in the Art bld while they were doing art stuff, told me who it was while I did my job.

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Maybe it's cliche, but I'm gonna smoke a bowl and play this and it's going to be great

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wow, I'm recognizing some Tycho tunes in there, I love Tycho

edit: yep, 100% Tycho, that's awesome

edit2: also Dan didn't knew Jeff is colorblind... dude wtf?? did he EVER watched any GB content ever? that's just weird...

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They should've called this game Retro Sperm.

Or Hohokum: The Coming of Santa Claus.

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Next I'm gonna teach him the "punch a bunch of pinholes in a sheet of foil and hang it over a tv screen" trick.

What is that?

@eloj said:

@el_rickhead: It's 15:14 here, hardly early. The earth is round, you know?

Clocks don't go past the number 12, you silly person.

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@onarum: Yep! And it fits in really well too. I didn't know about it going in either, so hearing it was pretty exciting.

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I don't think I do enough drugs to enjoy this

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@ethanielrain: Punch a whole bunch of pinholes in a piece of foil that can cover the entire screen.

Put on cartoons, videos, anything works, wrap the screen with the foil, turn out the lights and be amazed!

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"It's cool art"

Hey, I like cool art!

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I'm getting scared...

The only Tool I heard I actually liked. It was probably one of their more conventional Psy numbers, for the very little I heard afterwards. Somebody was playing it in the Art bld while they were doing art stuff, told me who it was while I did my job.

Just to say it, I couldn't tell who was putting me off more, the acidy impregnate-simulator or the commentary. But the game I could accept. It was good for somebody, if not me. Finally I walked away to do something positive.

Maaaaan.

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LOL Dan lived in Hashinger Hall

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Thanks Jeff for opening my third eye.

keep it in the pants there, this is a family site.

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Dan, I love you, but you were the wrong co-host for this quick look. Dan seemed too hyped up on Sugar and talked almost non-stop, so it was hard to appreciate what was happening on screen. Brad or Drew would've been better choices.

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So glad I watched this quick look because I needed something relaxing like this to play during my holiday break. Music and art style are excellent

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Next time they play Mario Party, Jeff is going to have to do that voice the entire time.

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Daniel you need to open your 6th ear, only then will you find piece of pie.

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DDP Yoga is legit

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After this, I'm pretty glad that I just bought all of the games on that PSN pre-order thing that they were doing.

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I get there was a lot of "down time" during this QL but it just seems really weird that Jeff and Dan talked about other games a lot other than the one they're QL-ing.

But Jeff's zen talking voice is my new favorite thing.