Quick Look: Skyrim: Dawnguard DLC

More like Dong Guard!

Not enough dongs.

FUS RO DAH!

Donguard

Interesting, veeery interesting.

vampires!

Awesome. Can't wait for it to come to PC

Stupid microsoft not letting this on PC

Just.. wish it was on PC already.

The expansion is pretty great you guys. Roughly 20 hours and change and a whole fucking shit-ton of new stuff.

As it turns out, the main questline is only the beginning of new questing opportunities.

@Oldirtybearon said:

The expansion is pretty great you guys. Roughly 20 hours and change and a whole fucking shit-ton of new stuff.

As it turns out, the main questline is only the beginning of new questing opportunities.

Wait 20 hours of new content? Wow.

A Quick look without Patrick? YES!

Those console version load times are ridiculous.

Also, Laura Bailey.

I wish Ryan was on this, if only to hear him repeatedly say: Dawnguard

@Lifendz said:

A Quick look without Patrick? YES!

You are the worst.

meh...vampires...

@Lifendz: Don't like Patrick?

@Vorbis said:

Those console version load times are ridiculous.

He explained it literally in the first few seconds and it wasn't installed

Eh, what the fuck am I saying, yeah they can get pretty fucking long :(

@Phatmac said:

@Lifendz said:

A Quick look without Patrick? YES!

You are the worst.

:(

Man those load times T_T.

@Forkstik said:

@Lifendz: Don't like Patrick?

He's okay.

I wonder if there's an okay amount of vampire/werewolf killin'. I'm not playing a White Wolf game here people, being vampires and werewolves got played out in the 90s. If you make an expansion about a group of vampire killers, I expect the main thrust to be killin' vampires.

I'm really liking this expansion a lot. The new questlines are great, and you can CRAFT ARROWS.

PenisProtector

What's with all the Patrick hate. If anyone should get it, it's Brad. Any quick look he's in makes it 5 times worst.

Thankfully Vinny is in this one and anything he's in is 5 times better. So we're atleast breaking even.

@5eNintendan said:

What's with all the Patrick hate. If anyone should get it, it's Brad. Any quick look he's in makes it 5 times worst.

Thankfully Vinny is in this one and anything he's in is 5 times better. So we're atleast breaking even.

What's with all this hate in general? If you don't like people on the site, stop coming to the site.

I assume you have to be a vampire to play this? I don't want to turn into a vampire.

5 minutes in and i'm already raging because brad cant find the stairs

@5eNintendan said:

What's with all the Patrick hate. If anyone should get it, it's Brad. Any quick look he's in makes it 5 times worst.

Thankfully Vinny is in this one and anything he's in is 5 times better. So we're atleast breaking even.

Grammar police here. It's "worse", not "worst". Sorry, I had to.

Only Brad could stare at a map objective where it says "Follow _____" and not know what that means. And didn't he review this game? Like half the stuff you do in it involves following somebody.

I am now reading about whales. Mind is blown.

@TheKing said:

@5eNintendan said:

What's with all the Patrick hate. If anyone should get it, it's Brad. Any quick look he's in makes it 5 times worst.

Thankfully Vinny is in this one and anything he's in is 5 times better. So we're atleast breaking even.

What's with all this hate in general? If you don't like people on the site, stop coming to the site.

This. Seriously, everyone calm the fuck down.

Looks about what I expected - some nice additions but nothing especially... special. Story-driven DLC + Bethesda = lulz, and I dunno if crossbows etc. are eough to make it worthwhile.

What guard?

@Lifendz said:

A Quick look without Patrick? YES!

Can we go on Quick Look without complaining about Patrick? NO!

Good job negative quest points!

Sounds like the narrator from Bastion, Logan Cunningham is one of the VA's.

@Napalm said:

I assume you have to be a vampire to play this? I don't want to turn into a vampire.

Definitely not.

@TheKing said:

@5eNintendan said:

What's with all the Patrick hate. If anyone should get it, it's Brad. Any quick look he's in makes it 5 times worst.

Thankfully Vinny is in this one and anything he's in is 5 times better. So we're atleast breaking even.

What's with all this hate in general? If you don't like people on the site, stop coming to the site.

I believe the phrase "Welcome to the Internet." is the right one in this situation...

The whole Donguard joke annoys the shit outta me as a British person.

It's 'Dorn' gaurd. Michael Dorn Guard!

Sucks that it still a month off for this expansion pack.

Vampirism does not effect gameplay? wat. You have like an invisible skill tree based on the stage of your vampiriciousness. Also the whole day thing and most NPC are not cool with vampires are also things.

Brad the Impaler and Vin Helsing.

@TheKing said:

@5eNintendan said:

What's with all the Patrick hate. If anyone should get it, it's Brad. Any quick look he's in makes it 5 times worst.

Thankfully Vinny is in this one and anything he's in is 5 times better. So we're atleast breaking even.

What's with all this hate in general? If you don't like people on the site, stop coming to the site.

There are likable people on the site. It's just that Patrick isn't one of them.

That's Laura Bailey as Serana.

I really need to buy Skyrim because whenever i ship it back to gamefly i immediately regret that decision.

Brad pulled a serious Brad

For the first time I've lost a lot of respect for Vinny when he said he never really cared for Buffy.

@gladspooky said:

@TheKing said:

@5eNintendan said:

What's with all the Patrick hate. If anyone should get it, it's Brad. Any quick look he's in makes it 5 times worst.

Thankfully Vinny is in this one and anything he's in is 5 times better. So we're atleast breaking even.

What's with all this hate in general? If you don't like people on the site, stop coming to the site.

There are likable people on the site. It's just that Patrick isn't one of them.

And I would completely disagree with that. I come to the site for EVERYONE.

I like them all.

You didn't think they would agro? Really? Come on Brad.