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"Supremely underwhelming" is the proper description of Jimmy Johns. Fast, and generic to the point of near tastelessness are the virtues of JJ. You will never have a bad time with Jimmy, so long as you aren't looking to have a good time either.

I eat a jimmy johns sub and then like 2 hours later it feels as though i haven't ate in hours.

No matter how hard they tried, Sega and/or the studio would never be able to make a new "classic" video game song better than Wreck It Wreck-It Ralph by B&G.

I like Jimmy Johns, but it's purely based on the speed of the transaction. The sandwiches are extremely adequate.

On the subject of tie-in songs clearly reading the Wikipedia entry for their subject matter, that’s how “Deepest Bluest” by LL Cool J starts. But then it becomes clear that he thinks the movie is about human-shark hybrids in later verses, which is a much more interesting plot than Deep Blue Sea has.

Also, “the ocean is haunted” is my single favorite throwaway line in a song ever.

@beforet: A stunningly accurate description. I had it once or twice and was amazed at how bland it was.