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Agent 47 Sneaks His Way Into NASCAR

I'll never, ever get tired of seeing video games on stock cars.

May. 25 2012

Posted by: Brad

In This Episode:

Hitman: Absolution

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Looked pretty sweet until the stickers happened.

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@Heartagram: yes it is

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Is that the same Joe Gibbs as the washington redskins?

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I used to do wraps on cars for advertising... sorta makes you wonder why we paint cars at all.

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@Krystal_Sackful said:

@Johnny5 said:

Man at first I thought this was going to be a level in Hitman Absolution. Nascar events are so god damn loud, it'd be perfect for agent 47 to do some crazy shit.

This is an amazing idea.

Wow, it really is. IO Interactive, make this happen at some point please!

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@Johnny5 said:

Man at first I thought this was going to be a level in Hitman Absolution. Nascar events are so god damn loud, it'd be perfect for agent 47 to do some crazy shit.

This is an amazing idea.

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Is Agent 47 going to sport sponsorship decals on his head as part of his cover?

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missed opportunity to have a bald man in a black suit murder one of these guys in the video, wear his clothes and take his place.

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Man at first I thought this was going to be a level in Hitman Absolution. Nascar events are so god damn loud, it'd be perfect for agent 47 to do some crazy shit.

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Well, the black one is mine with the hitman logo.
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@DeF said:

@Rapid said:

@Eaxis said:

Not the number 47. *sigh*

Why nottttttt???? Wasted Potential.....

Also Gamestop logo ruined it.

It's weird. I totally went "awwww" with disappointment when I saw that GameStop logo...

You'd think they'd advertise a used game on there.
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@McQuinn said:

STICKERS! THEY MAKE YOUR CAR GO FASTER!

It certainly appears that way.
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STICKERS! THEY MAKE YOUR CAR GO FASTER!

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cooooooooooooooooooool

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You know what's weird?
Headlight stickers.

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Fake grills and headlights, huh?

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If this car is on the track this weekend, I might actually check out the race.

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@Devildoll said:

i was smiling... until i saw the gamestop logo.

Well that is who sponsors the car.

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@Rapid said:

@Eaxis said:

Not the number 47. *sigh*

Why nottttttt???? Wasted Potential.....

Also Gamestop logo ruined it.

It's weird. I totally went "awwww" with disappointment when I saw that GameStop logo...

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Honestly, that was real cool watching them put the vinyls on the car.

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@AssInAss: I don't want to blow your mind, but typically the lights are too.

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hitman

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The marketing on this game seems to be pretty strong, I hope it lives u to it

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i was smiling... until i saw the gamestop logo.

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well damn, I thought this was going to be a live action trailer where 47 sneaks into a Nascar event in crew and murderes someone clothes just like in the games.

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@Eaxis said:

Not the number 47. *sigh*

Why nottttttt???? Wasted Potential.....

Also Gamestop logo ruined it.

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Also, this car has kneecappers right?

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@Pop said:

what? the grill is stick on

Yeah that was weird. Almost mind-blowing.

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That's actually kind of cool. I always wondered what the process of applying a full wrap like that looked like.

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Not the number 47. *sigh*

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This whip used to put the "ass" in assassin,but I'm going to hook this killer bro up.I'm bout to Pimp his Ride(tm).

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"...and #20 Joey Logano won the latest race by default after all of the other competitors just happened to suffer fatal accidents on the same day, including falling off of balconies, falling down flights of stairs, drinking poisoned beer, having a grill explode in their face due to a faulty fuel line, having the car mysteriously explode while driving, or in one case, a tragic accident with a cheap rubber duck floating in the bath of the racer who mysteriously drowned in his own bathtub. It's a tragic day for NASCAR..."

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what? the grill is stick on

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And everyone aside from the driver of the Hitmobile died during the race.

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I'm disappointed, here i was hoping it was something from the game where you had to murder NASCAR drivers or something.

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Love Hitman, currently replaying Blood money. This is probably the 10th time I've replayed it.

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Yep, Joey Logano's still sporting that GameStop sponsorship in the Nationwide Series.

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The agent 47 car wins the race because all the other race car drivers were found murdered in their hotel rooms.

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Love doing this stuff in Forza.

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And a new meaning to getting 'cut up'.

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Driver who drove a car with Max Payne 3 won some kind of race recently. That's all I have to say about this topic.

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Well, this is certainly something

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Really shows how much of a Hitman game it is.

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I don't, what.