Danica Patrick Has Really Gone All-In on This Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed Thing, Hasn't She?

weird...

What even... is this...

Thank you for posting this Alex.

What

This is what happens when you've run out of marketing ideas but you still have a marketing budget.

I really hope you guys didn't already vote on "Best Advertisement for a Video Game with Sonic in the Name, of 2012" because this is the clear winner.

I liked it.

I've no idea who she is.

I don't know why this exist, but am glad it does.

sounds about right, wrecking and all, she seems to have a knack for that in real life

Wow, not likely to sell me jack shit but hey it was amusing none the less.

@killawogg said:

sounds about right, wrecking and all, she seems to have a knack for that in real life

More like Danica CRASH-trick, amirite?

Haha, this is still my GOTY.

Atrocious.

awwe poor monkey

That was really bad.

@KickahaOta said:

This is what happens when you've run out of marketing ideas but you still have a marketing budget.

Then boy do I wish this would happen more often.

Wait... why was that first bit about accidents necessary?

This seems funny enough. Could have gone further though.

I'm just sad for her after watching this.

Who? Is she Sonic's new love interest?

I'm British, I have no idea who she is.

Who is Danica Patrick?

@Zetetic_Elench said:

I'm just sad for her after watching this.

Why? She probably got a nice paycheck to stand on a green screen for 5 min and to pantomime driving.

@DeadDorf: She is a professional race car driver. Formerly mainly raced in open wheel races and is now a driver in NASCAR.

As long as Milka Duno exists on this planet, I'm unwilling to bag on Danica Patrick for her driving talents. She's not championship material, but she's not terrible. Kind of like a female Dale Earnhardt Jr., which is perfectly OK.

Her acting skills, on the other hand...

What the FUCK did I just watch?

Danica and Sonic just killed the Super Monkey Ball franchise.

Good thing Sonic has Progressive car insurance...

I know it's insane, but this is getting onto my top ten list.

It's so god damn fun. Right up there with CTR for me. You can shoot fireballs at Danica as Joe Musashi, in space!

@Zetetic_Elench: Oh no, someone more successful than me agreed to act badly on purpose in a mildly humorous skit for money! Better bash on it.

Watch this to the sound of Weezer's "We Are All On Drugs", fits like a glove.

So uncomfortable.

Who the fuck is the target audience of this commercial aimed at?!

Well that was just fucking boring....

That F1 Car has six wheels.

I thought it was alright but whats a Danica Patrick?

@Rotnac said:

Good thing Sonic has Progressive car insurance...

I love the fact that I get to watch a thirty-second commercial before the thirty-second commercial.

What madness did I just witness?

What did that monkey ever do to you, Sonic? What an asshole.

teh fuck did I just watch

Uh What? Sonic just did a hit and run!

@buft said:

I thought it was alright but whats a Danica Patrick?

oh that lady from go Daddy, also I think she's a race car driver or something who cares

why

Patrick should marry Danica Patrick so he can be Patrick Patrick.

Wait that doesn't work

Looking at her racing career achievements and I don't see why she gathers so much media attention, maybe because she has breasts and is a race car driver, I don't know.

So... is this the professional driver's equivalent of ending up in porn/wrestling?

@xite: Sonic's got a little bit of a problem with Sega games that are better than his.

vehicular manslaughter is a serious thing.