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Posted by dudemeister

Gosh

Edited by Skullomania

get?
 
nope...

Posted by ashbash

1st video of 2011!

Posted by Jeffsekai

Love everything about this game

Posted by benpicko

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Posted by PhatSeeJay

That was one weird vid

Posted by LoktarOgar

I think I might get this just so I can hear Steve Blum get all the unprocessed emotions out of his system by going batshit insane with his performance.

Posted by Jbumpkins

lolololol

Posted by project343

My day is officially over. Ain't going to get any better than that--might as well fall asleep.

Posted by keyhunter
@LoktarOgar said:
" I think I might get this just so I can hear Steve Blum get all the unprocessed emotions out of his system by going batshit insane with his performance. "
Pretty much this. It'll be nice to hear him do something other than bad anime.
Posted by LiquidSwords

I wonder how many dick-tits will get the reference?

Posted by Cornman89

This game drives me further and further away from it every time someone says "dicktits"...

Posted by AnxiousTube

I fucking hat this game and the pro mo's for this game they all just round up the complete hatred for the entierty of anyone who is woking on this game, and I am NOT a hating person infact I consider myself to be very Hippi'ish
Posted by prencher

The person behind the marketing of this game is a literal "dick-tit."
 
It's like an exercise in making people hate the game regardless of its potential quality, and they are succeeding.

Posted by Neonie
@AnxiousTube said:
" I fucking hat this game "
TF2 would be proud.
Posted by sanzee

I don't understand!

Posted by patbaer

Dear Epic Games: I will never pay more than 5 bucks for this game, thanks to your marketing of it.

Posted by PoopsOnLawn

DICKTITS

Posted by Mattyboysmith

Did they just call us "Dick-tits" ? 
 
Hey Dick-tit man, I wasn't going to pre-order your game anyway. Maybe I'll buy your game a few months after its out, and just for the dick-tit stupidity of your Marketing team i'm going to buy it pre-owned! muahaha

Edited by Thejugglingbum

I was on board until I was told the game wouldn't preorder itself 
Which was such a shame because I really loved the call back to Jack Handy

Posted by bogallow

Wil it have hats?

Posted by TorMasturba

I get the feeling these guys are going after the Borderlands crowd.  
While I was vehemently against this game based on the last, really lame, advert, I'm going to take a wait and see aproach becasue when Borderlands was about to be released and people saw it at PAX they went nuts, in a bad way, and complained that the "share guns" system wasn't there. 
Which is technically true the reality was nowhere near as bad as they were claiming. 
 
I seem to remember there was also comments that the game was essentially broken with glitches in many places, without any real explainations of where these glitches were, and no one seemed to show any understanding that it was an earlier version they were showing than a fully finished version.

Posted by ProfessorEss

I'm torn.
 
In this day and age where everyone seems to be going for hyper-drama and thick, syrupy emotions, part of me finds Bulletstorm's brash grab-assery kind of refreshing.
 
...then again, the other part of me is not impressed.

Posted by MattBodega

"Hey dicktits, this game isn't going to pre-order itself." 

That has to be one of the worst lines that has ever emerged from any marketing department working on promoting a product ever. That shit is the worst shit.

Edited by AURON570

was that Jack Black's voice at the end? haha nice trailer, would be cool if they found some place in-game to put this music..

Posted by NakAttack
@MattBodega said:
" "Hey dicktits, this game isn't going to pre-order itself."  That has to be one of the worst lines that has ever emerged from any marketing department working on promoting a product ever. That shit is the worst shit. "
I agree completely, absolute shit.
Posted by TzarStefan

Dick-Tits? Well! i never, such rudeness.

Posted by Thevamp25

why Steve Blum, why?

Posted by zombiesatemycereal

I was actually pretty interested in this game until the characters and now this garbage. This is not how you sell a game, maybe a bag of Doritos or some Monster. 

Posted by ItBeStefYo

that bad man called me dick tits :'(

Posted by Dany
@nk19 said:
" @MattBodega said:
" "Hey dicktits, this game isn't going to pre-order itself."  That has to be one of the worst lines that has ever emerged from any marketing department working on promoting a product ever. That shit is the worst shit. "
I agree completely, absolute shit. "
Ditto
Edited by MindOST
@MattBodega said:

" "Hey dicktits, this game isn't going to pre-order itself."  That has to be one of the worst lines that has ever emerged from any marketing department working on promoting a product ever. That shit is the worst shit. "

Yeah, I'm PRETTY sure all this live-action advertising is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek (At least, I hope so. It can't be serious, right?), but that line is kinda makes the whole thing unbearable.
Posted by Nadafinga

I hate the marketing for this game.

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Posted by JoelTGM

um... ok, I'll just pretend I never saw these videos and get the game anyway.  So awful.

Posted by Griddler

Golly.

Posted by Anupsis

The games looks fun but these commercials kinda suck.

Posted by themartyr

Kinda thought that the video was going to be longer. This game, sadly, reeks of 'teenage'.

Posted by AlexRudz

How can anyone with a decent sense of humor find this game funny?

Posted by Klei

I'm really not digging the way the marketing team behind Bulletstorm is using to reach the public. I mean, it's not funny, and borderline insulting. Whatever.

Posted by DukeTogo

Wow this game went from being something I was really interested in to an almost Daikatana level of train wreck masked by shit-talking 'tude.
 
And dicktits doesn't even make sense.  It's like calling someone assballs.  They're just combining profanity randomly now.

Posted by Feces_Pieces
This video has me thinking about what a pair of dick-tits would look like.
Posted by Guyzea

CLIFFY B IS COOL.

Posted by Djratchet

I don't care how stupid it was, hearing Steve Blum say dicktits kinda made my day. Want to get this game just to hear him say more ridiculous shit. >.>

Posted by Agent47
@ProfessorEss: Right there with yah.It's kind of a tug a pull thing.
Edited by mrhankey

this may have caused me to lose interest.

Posted by bjorno

boo yeah

Posted by Portis

The marketing campaign is almost unselling me on this game. I know I'll still buy it because I think it looks like it might be some stupid fun, but man are these videos atrocious.

Posted by sarahsdad

nevermind buying it used; at this point it's somewhere between a Rental and a Not Bother.

Edited by Bummey

Dick tits?   
 
Content: Call me crazy, but this game doesn't look that great.  For all their talk of killing with skill, you're pretty much always roping people to you and then kicking them into stuff. That's the new headshot, the thing they're trying to avoid. Instead of aiming for the head, you're going to rope people to you and then kick them at things.

Posted by MEATBALL

Dicktits!? Well I never! I am outraged and disgusted, sir! *monocle falls into glass of champagne*

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