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Edited by MovieFlask

Spastic!
 
Now we all can look like the Star Wars Kid.

Posted by BigStupidFace

Oh dear....

Posted by Lukeweizer

Oh Ubisoft... how I hate you.

Posted by Chokobo

Looks kinda shitty.

Posted by HatKing

It being a Kinect game should not make this any more forgivable... but for some reason it does.
Posted by zityz

That looks like a load of horse shit! 
 
Replace those guys with Hobos and storyline of "Fighting for a ham on rye" and have them fight in alleyways and you have yourself a game. This? this is doo doo.

Posted by Napalm

Chiggity check yo'self befo' you wreck yo'self, nigga! Turntable dat shit, dawg! Discs! Wickywahwah! Sucka'!

Posted by heatDrive88
@Chokobo said:
"Looks kinda shitty. "

Kinda? Try extremely.
Posted by Raymayne
@zityz said:
" That looks like a load of horse shit!  Replace those guys with Hobos and storyline of "Fighting for a ham on rye" and have them fight in alleyways and you have yourself a game. This? this is doo doo. "
To be fair most of them already look like hobos, you can just imagine the ham on rye.
Posted by PowerBombYo

It is 2010 right?

Posted by McGriddle550

That sure does look radical my homies

Posted by UberExplodey

Illegal fighting!?! *gasp*

Posted by IBurningStar

Holy shit, check out those bitchin graphics. And the animations are so smooth and realistic. Oh, oh, oh, I can play as a bad ass looking vampire. That is one of my all time favorite fantasies! Thank you Ubisoft for making my dreams come true! I was already sold on the game, but then I discovered that this thing has OVER 70 ATTACKS. Normally one would say that this shit is gonna' be off the chain, but in this case shit is clearly off THE CAGE. Cause its UNCAGED. Get it? Get it?
 
Also, I can see this really opening peoples mind and making a strong political statement about the world of underground fighting and how it is vicious, ya know? People better brace themselves, because the gaming world is going to never be the same after this one.

Posted by AndyPhifer

This is begging for a Quick Look.
Posted by Daryl

All joking aside, the use of "spastic" is actually pretty offensive but I guess this is what happens when you let moronic interns who don't know what they're doing post videos.

Posted by joachimo
@heatDrive88:  
this
Posted by NeilRapalee

The idea behind this game is solid.  A Tekken style game I can control with my body. 
 
The execution however looks very bad. 
Posted by Sammo21

yet another reason for me to not care about Kinect. Sweet?

Posted by Anwar
@Daryl said:
" All joking aside, the use of "spastic" is actually pretty offensive but I guess this is what happens when you let moronic interns who don't know what they're doing post videos. "
And the use of ' moronic' is not offensive? What a crazy world I'm living in.
Posted by WrathOfBanja

A fighting game for the Eyetoy 2? 
Yeah right...

Posted by CountYourBlessings
@Daryl said:
" All joking aside, the use of "spastic" is actually pretty offensive but I guess this is what happens when you let moronic interns who don't know what they're doing post videos. "
This, seriously not professional. 
Posted by TNK1

wow this game looks terrrrrrrrrrribbbbbbbleeeeeeeeeee. Do anybody on the street really fight like that? In my last street fight i was throwing fireballs at a dude that look like mike tyson.

Posted by Robopengy

Record scratch?

Posted by Daryl
@Anwar said:
" @Daryl said:
" All joking aside, the use of "spastic" is actually pretty offensive but I guess this is what happens when you let moronic interns who don't know what they're doing post videos. "
And the use of ' moronic' is not offensive? What a crazy world I'm living in. "
I'm not a member of staff.
Posted by ArtelinaRose
@Napalm said:
" Chiggity check yo'self befo' you wreck yo'self, nigga! Turntable dat shit, dawg! Discs! Wickywahwah! Sucka'! "
Word.
Posted by shinluis
@TNK1 said:
" wow this game looks terrrrrrrrrrribbbbbbbleeeeeeeeeee. Do anybody on the street really fight like that? In my last street fight i was throwing fireballs at a dude that look like mike tyson. "
YES! lol u made my day
Posted by Foggen

QUICK LOOK

Posted by Steve_Ramirez
@Daryl: I obviously meant it in the "spastic comedy" sense. It's been changed, and I apologize if I offended anyone.
Posted by Nekroskop

Bumfights: The Game

Posted by whacknasty

Hmm.... 
 
Will not be getting this...Unless they come out with some stick fighting/curb stomping dlc... 
 
Still, chances are slim...

Posted by Plus

"Yo dude i got this amazing new game for xbox! Check it out you can do this awesome jump kick look. *blam, crash*..... Ohhh shit mom didn't dad want a new tv?"
Just wait for the youtube-clips, they will be epic!

Posted by HoodedSoldier

Wow that looks horrible. Way to go ubi!!!!

Posted by Sedasys

Graphics look alright, animations look pretty shit, everything else looks worse. And you need 6-8 feet from your TV to play anything with Kinect. Good concept, poorly executed. But that's just Microsoft in a nutshell, really.

Posted by picklecannon

I hope the kinect comes with a safety strap kinda thing because if people were throwing wii-motes into their tv's I don't even want to imagine the things that will happen with this game.

Posted by UsbCable

If I was Microsoft I wouldn't have allowed this to be shown for my product with an unknown future......

Posted by Daftasabat

70 attacks, 68 of those are punches ;)

Posted by Driadon

Fight Club 2?

Posted by abekap

This game looks like red steel all over again. A game with alot of hype but doesn't live up to it.
Posted by theberserker

people kicking their tvs and suing Microsoft

Posted by HydraHam

Looks as shitty as the ps3 move fighter game, i will pass.

Posted by kagekage

Can't decide which is shittier, this or that stupid fighting game for the Playstation Move.

Posted by lolgreg

It feels like 1998... as in a time where I would've thought this looked cool.

Posted by Bigandtasty
Posted by Baconator
@BigStupidFace said:
" Oh dear.... "
Yeah, I second that.
Posted by Slaneesh
@Baconator said:
" @BigStupidFace said:
" Oh dear.... "
Yeah, I second that. "
This might be so bad its good.
Posted by AFreak

WOOO! ROCK IT!

Posted by garyoldman

looks dumb

Posted by AxleBro
@Daryl:  wow what an asshole, hating on lemon is uncalled for.
Posted by ffdthree
@slaneesh said:
" @Baconator said:
" @BigStupidFace said:
" Oh dear.... "
Yeah, I second that. "
This might be so bad its good. "
This might be so bad.
Posted by commanderleon

this looks... completely stilted, slow and unwieldly to control.

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