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Flip Through The Classified File of Agent 47's Handler

She's there for whenever Agent 47 wonders whether or not he should "shoot that guy".

Feb. 21 2012

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Hitman: Absolution

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Primero!!!

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She looks like... yeah... Mr. Bourbon got it... That's totally Miranda

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the answer is always shoot that guy, god perry

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YES!

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Woooot

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Looks alright.

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I love it! So looking forward to this game!

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I don't like motion comics. Too bad they're seeping through into movies as well. Fucking Ghost Rider had a whole bunch of them. Jesus fucking christ.

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@fattonyxxl said:

She looks like... yeah... Mr. Bourbon got it... That's totally Miranda

Lady with long, red hair. AMAGAD

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I thought she worked for "the" queen

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RELEASE DATE!!!!!?????????

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CLICK TO WATCH!

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This is a motion comic featuring a synthesized voice. This is not what I want from any kind of trailer for anything, let alone a neat game about wearing a chef's outfit to push a guy off a balcony.

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I have a special attachment to the series as I got the first game on a whim at a store without knowing anything about it and despite heavy flaws it became one of my favorite stealth type games of all time. With each new releases the series just keeps on improving.

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Why do you lie to me! with you claims of clicking to watch.

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@Bourbon_Warrior:Oh you sneaky bastard I see what you did...

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Gary Whitta needs to do voiceovers for something...anything...just make it happen.

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Ha ha this vid was made for YouTube.

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Real life computers are much better at reading than that. That cadence was so distracting and hard to parse.

Also "the original assassin." Picking fights with Ubisoft much?

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I just find it weird that after hiding her face for the past 4 games, this is the way it's revealed. I bet you totally don't kill her either.

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@Suits said:

I thought she worked for "the" queen

I thought the same too and wasn't the ICA all but destroyed by The Fraternity in Blood Money,how could they put a killorder on Diana?

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She looks a lot like I imagined her, though I keep thinking this happens in the 1960's and she looks like the female protagonist of the Avengers..used to know her name.

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I always imagined Diana as a redhead.

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@fattonyxxl said:

She looks like... yeah... Mr. Bourbon got it... That's totally Miranda

A british girl with dark hair .. sorry but she's nothing like Miranda.

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Wait what? I thought we haven't seen Diana's face this entire time? And it's revealed in a shitty motion comic trailer?

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@KoolAid said:

Wait what? I thought we haven't seen Diana's face this entire time? And it's revealed in a shitty motion comic trailer?

She was visibly present in bloodmoney wasn't she?

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@peritus said:

@KoolAid said:

Wait what? I thought we haven't seen Diana's face this entire time? And it's revealed in a shitty motion comic trailer?

She was visibly present in bloodmoney wasn't she?

You saw her body, never the face.

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I thought The Agency was destroyed and 47 wasn't working for them anymore? So how could they order him to kill Diana? Weird

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Cool :)

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She was deep in the uncanny valley for me. Same as Miranda from ME2. Just not attractive.

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Wonder how much more they can mess up this great series now.

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@BabyChooChoo: I want Gary Whitta to do the voice-overs for EVERYTHING.

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ending not edited out? How non GBish.