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Posted by SlantedRoom

wow, that has to be one of the dumbest teasers i've ever seen
Posted by RandomBullet

Well someone's a potty mouth...
Posted by Laughlin_12

Um, ok?
Posted by General_D23

....What? 
 
I assume this is Square's idea of appealing to a western audience.
Posted by Griddler

Yes I'm 68, lets go!

Posted by Banzai_NL

I'M SOLD!! DAY FUCKING ONE!

Posted by onimonkii

looking forward to the sequel: Fahr

Edited by Andheez
@General_D23: 
And  the bad guy is the "Shadow Lord"....talk bout cheesey.
 
  onimonkii is online
on Dec. 18, 2009
looking forward to the sequel: Fahr 
 
HAH!!  Look for the cameo by Grover.... lol
Posted by Kaigan

My interest has been erected, amongst other things.

Posted by Death_Unicorn

Wut?

Posted by r0k1ll
@FUPA11 said:
" wow, that has to be one of the dumbest teasers i've ever seen "
Its square-enix. What are you supposed to think?
Posted by gingertastic_10

What just happened?

Posted by ZeroCast
@girdz said:
" Yes I'm 68, lets go! "
HAHA! And I am 78, let's watch!
Posted by darkjester74

That was actually pretty effective as a teaser.  I have no idea what the hell this game is about and I want to know more.

Posted by empfeix

good voice acting.  I enjoyed it

Posted by alConn

I actually started laughing...neato.

Posted by Grilledcheez

Well, that was stupid.

Posted by TheMustacheHero
@girdz said:
" Yes I'm 68, lets go! "
Me too!
 
Also, good voice acting.
Edited by bybeach

Whats with square enix these days? You sure that isn`t kane an lynch 2...hey, mabe an explanation why lynchy did away with his first wife. Voice like that anyone batshit crazy. Especially when they be fantasizing they be hanging with the Shadow Lord or something , and  get ragged on to put the f**kin sword down and pick up the  f**kin  broom and f**kin start helping.. 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Posted by Binman88

Is this game nierly out?
 
Heh.

Posted by Bummey

I don't know, that was exactly as it seemed. A bad and pointless teaser.

Posted by Milkman

Uhhh......swear words! I guess...

Posted by atomic_dumpling

Informative.

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Posted by Jimbo

Finally, books being put in their goddamn place.

Posted by Vorbis

Interested. Sounds like Laura Bailey, knowing Square Enix it probably is.

Posted by blaakmawf

Sold.

Posted by BoOzak

That's some pretty emotive voice acting, if anything else..
 
..But yeah, Shadowlord is a pretty lame name for a villain. He mareswell be called "BadGuy". Then again Dragon Age pulled off Archdemon which isnt much better so I guess this could work.

Posted by JackSukeru

Dude, I don't know what the heck just happened...but I think I like it.

Posted by Magnus_Bulla

I dunno about you guys, but I'm turned on.

Posted by The_Philosopher

Swearing for the sake of swearing. Real edgy and next gen Square. I'm totally gonna buy that game now!

Posted by Subject2Change

Clearly turned 35 right there. Or so I said.

Posted by InFamous91

Okay......

Posted by Parsnip

She sounds familiar.

Posted by MC_Izawa

they got my mom to be a voice actor, how cool

Posted by ObiKwiet
@Jimbo said:
" Finally, books being put in their goddamn place. "
Seriously, fuckin books never do anything anymore.
Posted by Noxpectius

Dearest mother in law.........
Edited by AuthenticM
@darkjester74 said:

" That was actually pretty effective as a teaser.  I have no idea what the hell this game is about and I want to know more. "

Indeed. Teasers are meant to have such an effect. I don't understand all the hate. It was great.
 
EDIT: I knew I heard her somewhere. This is totally Rise Kujikawa and Raspberyl.
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Posted by ZmillA

sales -1

Posted by PJ
@The_Philosopher said:
" Swearing for the sake of swearing. Real edgy and next gen Square. I'm totally gonna buy that game now! "
Sarcasm doesn't work on the internet. Its pretty funny though, after the first swear word, that was the edgiest SE has ever been, and thats just sad.
Posted by GeekDown

huh...I don't get it...

Posted by strangeling

niener, niener... 
it's nier.

Posted by Gregomasta

If I wanted to hear a woman bitching, I'd go about my normal day.

Posted by Jayzilla

the only teaser in the history of Square without androgyny in it. Unless of course that was a dude talking.

Posted by chilipeppersman

uh what

Posted by wickedsc3

Well since all we have to go off of is a voice, i would have to say that it definatly has good emotion and sounds good there was actually some emotion behind the swearing, got my interest so job well done

Posted by PowerBombYo

Pointless...

Posted by blacklab

Looks nierly unplayable.

Posted by Conojo

Oh Square. You try so hard to understand the western audience

Posted by juice8367
@Magnus_Bulla said:
" I dunno about you guys, but I'm turned on. "
....more
Posted by MeetThePyro

Wha, WHAT!?

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