Here's Everything You Need to Know About Final Fantasy XIII-2

@Zelyre said:

Dude can't even be paid to sound excited about XIII-2.

Listen to what he's been tasked with saying. Whoever wrote that shit sure didn't read it aloud at any point. I'm sure the VO guy was more excited about getting through the session without swallowing his tongue.

Lost me at "smash hit"

While I enjoyed XIII, I feel like I've had enough.

This guy could make a 15 car highway pileup sound boring.

Still excited!

This voiceover guy has got to be the most bland and monotonous voiceover guy I've ever heard. I'm still pretty excited about the game since they seemed to have made some meaningful changes but damn this was not the right way to present them.

So, non-linear world exploration, mini-games, quick-time events, and Pokémon. Got it.

This guy really makes me miss the DSI Downloads section of the bombcast.

Dude can't even be paid to sound excited about XIII-2.

I am hyped for this game. Or I was. Then I heard the new Chocobo theme and found my hype wasn't as strong as I thought.

Still, as someone who liked FF13, I think this game looks better. Awful music choices aside.

Cool story bro.

Heh.

They should get the guy who narrates Rockstar's trailers. Seriously, that dude can make the blandest, most boring crap sound sophisticated and revolutionary. (Not a dig against Rockstar nor FF)

Is this a game trailer or are you pitching a game to me?

Oh man Quick Reflex Button Prompts? We truly are in the future.

Boy he sounds really excited about this.

Am i first?

Woot!