That is like the worst aiming I've ever seen in my life.


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An operatic space masterpiece
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You have to keep in mind, back in the old days I had only dabbled in a bit of C&C red alert and Starcraft as far as RTSs go. They weren't anything special, I was far more involved in FPSs. So then, being a Trekkie... I go and buy Star ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
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If you hate Star Wars, no matter. You'll still love this game
(PC)
The very first RPG I ever played. And goddamn, couldn't have started off on a better foot. This is sorta like deciding to watch your very first superhero movie and picking The Dark Knight. Everything that comes after just seems like a letdown. That's kinda how I feel about KOTOR. ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
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Giant fucking robots
(PC)
I must be honest and open. BattleTech is my favorite fictional universe, bar none. While I am also a huge Star Trek fan, my first love has always been BattleTech. I can still remember walking into a game store in my wee youth and stumbling into the back, where I ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
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Addition of knife = The greatest stealth game ever made
(PC)
What can I say, I've got a hardon for this particular brand of realistic gameplay. Also why I find Counter-Strike such a disappointing and disgusting phenomenon. Ah well, back to Sam Fisher. Splinter Cell was one of the greats, and Chaos Theory, the third one in the series, just takes ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
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Gaming Nirvana
(PC)
A commercial product lovingly crafted with care and detail. A scifi story epic in scope and layered with mysteries. An instant classic with legions of diehard fans in a niche genre. Boy, they don't make em like this anymore. All these sentences describe Volition's much beloved Freespace 2. Not to ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
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Greatest PC game ever. Believe it.
(PC)
This is the one that started it all. Well, not technically, cause id software actually started the First Person Shooter genre with their nearly as good Wolfenstein 3D. But uh, this was the big one. The one that truly changed the landscape and broke the boundaries. Taking the initial gameplay ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
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Scripted sequences again? Oh boy!
(PC)
This game actually blows ass. I tried it on the hardest difficulty setting and it wasn't bad, until I got to the TV station. WTF? Infinite respawning enemies, who spam grenades at you every 5 seconds. Why should I try and play it realistically when you give me no cover ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
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More of that Crysis goodness.
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It's really fun, but pretty short. Overall, this game is more of an expansion pack then a sequel so don't expect too much.My favorite loadout was the gauss rifle/shotgun. Perfect for sniping at long range and then ambushing from cloak mode with the shottie. But when I didn't have the ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
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These sins can quite readily be forgiven.
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This game kicks ass. It's pretty much a combination of Homeworld 2 and any regular 4X space empire game. You could also see it as a space version of Supreme Commander, it's goddamn epic. Like, battles with fleets of over 200 ships.Plus, there's absolutely no DRM, if you know what ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
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A far cry from a bad game.
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No prone option, seems pretty weird. Crysis had a prone position, and that game had you as an elite Delta Force guy in an uber nanosuit with a magical armor shield, as opposed to being a malaria patient wearing a hawaiian shirt.This game runs fucking awesome. I have to turn ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
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| Date Joined: | April 7, 2009 |
| City: | Birmingham |
| Gender: | Male |
| Alignment: | PC |
| Points: | 0 Points |
| Ranked: | Ranked #45731 of 60,750 |
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Scooper
2 days, 20 hours ago Borrowed MW2 from a mate and after spending 3 hours non-stop on multiplayer and now need to get the game imediatly. |
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coffeesash
4 months ago coffeesash suddenly has too many games from zero, eek! |
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Captain_Fookup
6 months, 1 week ago Captain_Fookup is going to pick up a copy of Orange Box for PEECEE, tired of the vanilla 360 version. |
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