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  • @MarkWahlberg said: " @Delta_Ass said: " FreeSpace 2     MechWarrior 4      Homeworld 2    You, sir, know what you are talking about (and not just because Mechassault did NOT count). "Thank you sir.  And say hi to your mother for me.
    2 days, 10 hours ago
  • Delta_Ass replied to the topic Just beat the game. in the Dragon Age: Origins board.
    Mage. Arcane specialization sounds pretty uber, from what I've read on forums.
    2 days, 11 hours ago
  • He shat on some aspects of the game but still admitted that he was going to keep playing it. For Yahtzee, that's about as glowing of a review as he's likely to give.
    2 days, 11 hours ago
  • You need to indent more aggressively, or just skip a line between paragraphs.   Yours,  -DA
    2 days, 12 hours ago
  • @Apathylad said: Yeah, Jeff was asked on XPlay once but he said he couldn't comment on what happened. Freelance journalist Frank Provo of Gamespot resigned soon after he was fired, and wrote an angry blog essentially saying that CNET sold out. It all sounded way too suspicious, but there was no official confirmation by anyone I think. Just curious, do you remember who the guy who went on Invisible Walls ...
    2 days, 14 hours ago
  • I think that was a pretty good review. He said Dragon Age was a cliched fantasy WRPG and indeed... Dragon Age is a cliched fantasy WRPG. About as cliched as a Fantasy WRPG can be, just as a Final Fantasy game is about as cliched as a JRPG can be.
    2 days, 17 hours ago
  • FreeSpace 2 MechWarrior 4 Battlezone 2 Homeworld 2 HeXen 2 KOTOR 2 Rainbow Six Vegas 2 Dark Forces 4: Jedi Academy Republic Commando TIE Fighter FEAR 2  Star Trek: Elite Force 2 MechCommander 2
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  • That is like the worst aiming I've ever seen in my life.
    2 days, 19 hours ago
  • The graphics really bring this game down. As well as the fact that it demands a lot of pausing in combat.   1. KOTOR 2. Mass Effect 3. Dragon Age Origins 4. Baldur's Gate 2
    2 days, 21 hours ago
Nov. 17, 2009
Added by Delta_Ass on Nov. 20, 2009

Ya know, it's great that Dragon Age Origins has 6 unique player characters you can start with. That means potentially six playthroughs, adding up to a shitload of hours. That's all well and good but uh... I find myself feeling quite bad about this. See, I don't think I'm ever gonna choose to play a dwarf character. Like, maybe just to see his origin at the beginning, but never a full playthrough.

Now, you're probably asking, why would I do a silly thing like that? Why such a dislike for playing the humble dwarf? Well, it pretty much boils down to one issue:

The thought of actually watching my dwarf character kissing and making love to Morrigan/Leliana is frankly horrifying. Absolutely appalling.
Related to: Dragon Age: Origins


Added by Delta_Ass on Nov. 16, 2009

Ya know, there's this one thing that's always bothered me about Mass Effect and now DA...

People treated Specters in ME as supermen of a sort. But really, you're visually just another soldier in battlearmor and carrying a gun. Not that remarkable, right? Same issue here in DA. I come up on some wounded soldier and he somehow knows that I'm a Grey Warden. But uh, how would he know that? I look just like any conscripted bum with a suit of armor and a shield and sword. How does my appearance look like a Grey Warden? Not to mention, I wasn't technically a Grey Warden yet. Shouldn't a Grey Warden look like some uber knight with shiny bling or something? I just, I dunno what to think here. There's absolutely nothing to distinguish a Grey Warden from any regular soldier. Why would any NPC talk about Wardens in hushed tones of reverence, when there's no visual indicator that a Warden is among them? I don't get it.

KOTOR was a different matter cause it's obviously easy to tell a Jedi with a lightsaber from any regular soldier wielding some vibroblade.


Added by Delta_Ass on Nov. 16, 2009

 Now, here's a ginger thought. And as a disclaimer, I haven't played Dragon Age: Origins yet. But uh... just throwing this out there... here's my question to cast to the wind. Why aren't the game's AI tactics set up properly by default? Why does the player have to take time to fidget around and set them up? Couldn't a lot of complaining and griping have been wholly avoided if BioWare had delivered their RPG with the AI set up already? Then the OP would be able to play the game in a satisfactory manner from the outset, and this thread never would've been created. Everybody's happy. Why didn't BioWare take this route I've just laid out? Why did they inflict needless torment on innocents? Couldn't they have foreseen that not having any sort of AI set up by default would prove problematic?
 
This I pose.


Added by Delta_Ass on Nov. 12, 2009

Did anyone notice this? Or am I the only one?
 


Apparently cranes are just an optical illusion.
Related to: Modern Warfare 2


Added by Delta_Ass on Nov. 8, 2009

From the moment the intro movie with the Clan Wolf Timber Wolf kicks in, you know you're in for an incredible ride. The loud thumping of the mechanical titans' feet, the blasts of azure PPC fire... it just comes together in a wonderful symphony of destruction. The two different factions, Clan Wolf and Clan Jade Falcon really give weight to the narrative of the Refusal War and let you know that you're getting your money's worth. What sorta game, outside of RTSs, actually has two campaigns these days, one for each faction? All in beautiful 1024x768 resolution for those of us with rigs powerful enough to use it. It's pretty amazing that this was possible for a DOS game when most other games at the time were still using 320xsomethingIcan'tevenrememberanymore! 
 
I gotta be honest here. BattleTech is my favorite fictional universe, bar none. While I am also a huge Star Trek fan, my first love has always been BattleTech. I can still remember walking into a game store in my wee youth and stumbling into the back, where I laid eyes on a 3025 Technical Readout, the one with the Marauder on the front. Sure didn't know it at the time, but I would end up collecting a large part of that universe's books over the years. I actually paid 144 dollars for a vinyl model of a Timber Wolf and have it sitting on my shelf. This universe obviously means a great deal to me. And the closest gaming portrayal of the BattleTech universe is the classic MW2. The Clans are my favorite faction in BattleTech, so to be able to immerse myself in Clan Jade Falcon or Clan Wolf was incredibly enjoyable. Plus, the completely open weapon loadout customization and just well-thought out gameplay mechanics make the actual game a joy to pilot. The fluff of the universe is simply icing on the cake for a simulation which portrays 20-100 ton walking machines of warfare.
 
And for those of you wondering, the lack of dedicated servers for multiplayer was completely fine with me. Sure, it's expected of most PC games these days, but you gotta remember, MW2 was made way back in the scary DOS days, later ported over to Windows. There was Kali, and NetMech, and that was fine for us old timers. In fact, you might not be aware, but the entire term of "Clans" for online gaming groups came about because of MW2, it was that influential in helping to establish online gaming into what it is today. The More You Know!
 
Sure there are a few problems. The PPCs are slow moving blue balls instead of beams of lightning. And the darn right arm always seemed to be the first location to be destroyed. But despite those shortcomings, MW2 is fondly remembered by myself, and many other old timers, as the best Mech Sim ever, and undoubtedly one of the greatest games ever created.


Delta_Ass's Reviews
An operatic space masterpiece (PC)
You have to keep in mind, back in the old days I had only dabbled in a bit of C&C red alert and Starcraft as far as RTSs go. They weren't anything special, I was far more involved in FPSs. So then, being a Trekkie... I go and buy Star ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
If you hate Star Wars, no matter. You'll still love this game (PC)
The very first RPG I ever played. And goddamn, couldn't have started off on a better foot. This is sorta like deciding to watch your very first superhero movie and picking The Dark Knight. Everything that comes after just seems like a letdown. That's kinda how I feel about KOTOR. ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
Giant fucking robots (PC)
I must be honest and open. BattleTech is my favorite fictional universe, bar none. While I am also a huge Star Trek fan, my first love has always been BattleTech. I can still remember walking into a game store in my wee youth and stumbling into the back, where I ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
Addition of knife = The greatest stealth game ever made (PC)
What can I say, I've got a hardon for this particular brand of realistic gameplay. Also why I find Counter-Strike such a disappointing and disgusting phenomenon. Ah well, back to Sam Fisher. Splinter Cell was one of the greats, and Chaos Theory, the third one in the series, just takes ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
Gaming Nirvana (PC)
A commercial product lovingly crafted with care and detail. A scifi story epic in scope and layered with mysteries. An instant classic with legions of diehard fans in a niche genre. Boy, they don't make em like this anymore. All these sentences describe Volition's much beloved Freespace 2. Not to ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009

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Greatest PC game ever. Believe it. (PC)
This is the one that started it all. Well, not technically, cause id software actually started the First Person Shooter genre with their nearly as good Wolfenstein 3D. But uh, this was the big one. The one that truly changed the landscape and broke the boundaries. Taking the initial gameplay ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
Scripted sequences again? Oh boy! (PC)
This game actually blows ass. I tried it on the hardest difficulty setting and it wasn't bad, until I got to the TV station. WTF? Infinite respawning enemies, who spam grenades at you every 5 seconds. Why should I try and play it realistically when you give me no cover ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009

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More of that Crysis goodness. (PC)
It's really fun, but pretty short. Overall, this game is more of an expansion pack then a sequel so don't expect too much.My favorite loadout was the gauss rifle/shotgun. Perfect for sniping at long range and then ambushing from cloak mode with the shottie. But when I didn't have the ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
These sins can quite readily be forgiven. (PC)
This game kicks ass. It's pretty much a combination of Homeworld 2 and any regular 4X space empire game. You could also see it as a space version of Supreme Commander, it's goddamn epic. Like, battles with fleets of over 200 ships.Plus, there's absolutely no DRM, if you know what ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009
A far cry from a bad game. (PC)
No prone option, seems pretty weird. Crysis had a prone position, and that game had you as an elite Delta Force guy in an uber nanosuit with a magical armor shield, as opposed to being a malaria patient wearing a hawaiian shirt.This game runs fucking awesome. I have to turn ...
Reviewed by Delta_Ass on April 11, 2009

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Scooper 2 days, 20 hours ago
Borrowed MW2 from a mate and after spending 3 hours non-stop on multiplayer and now need to get the game imediatly.
coffeesash 4 months ago
coffeesash suddenly has too many games from zero, eek!
Captain_Fookup 6 months, 1 week ago
Captain_Fookup is going to pick up a copy of Orange Box for PEECEE, tired of the vanilla 360 version.