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Posted By Xaviersx

Yes, bring in the bubble machine and get a fog machine. Get Science up in the Giantbomb. Freezing foam party!

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Posted By prodigy_T


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Posted By sporkwaffles

2 minutes of opening the box, 6 minutes of playing with dry ice. I like.

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Posted By Little_Socrates

@Kevin_Cogneto said:

@cojack426 said:

To bad it wasn't Lou Malnatis, that's the premium stuff.

I will fight you.

Seriously, what? Lou's is like $20 cheapo-deep dish that runs like mad. Giordano's is approaching, like, $30 a pie when you get deep dish and is waaaay fresher.

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Posted By milkohol

@cojack426:Apples and oranges man. There's a time and place for both. Also Home Run Inn.

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Posted By nccows

I had no idea you could order Giordano's online. My dad loves it, but we live in coastal North Carolina, so we can't get it locally. You just gave me the perfect Father's Day present idea!

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Posted By kkotd

More of this, all of this, right here, with the ice... and pizza.

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Posted By sparklykiss

I am stealing your hoodie, you had best look out!

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Posted By sublime90

about 10 seconds in and im annoyed. im like whats that fucking annoying chant? oh its patrick.

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Posted By danimal_furry

Wouldn't dry ice just keep regular ice cold? Also, I can't believe they missed the opportunity to throw a piece of dry ice into a bottle with some water. That is where the real fun starts.

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Posted By HowDire

Hahaha I love that the Pizza was just left on the floor whilst everyone played with the box.

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Posted By Scrawnto

Oh hey! I ate at Giordano's when I went to Chicago a few years back! That's some good pizza.

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Posted By Fuga

yeah ryan's a fun-cop

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Posted By rolento

Lou Malnati's > Giordano's. For reals.

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Posted By SargeGulp

Buy your cat a toy, they play with the box.

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Posted By sungahymn

I was gonna say you can't dig deep into pizza, but I obviously never saw REAL pizza.

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Posted By InfiniteGeass

"What if we put mercury in there?"

This is why GB is so great.

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Posted By freakin9

I'm VERY surprised Vinny is still alive after all of that.

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Posted By Mode7

"Thats chilly"

Everybody touches at once.

"By your powers combined, I am deep dish pizza!"

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Posted By Chemin

That's a big pizza.

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Posted By Harkat

Screw videogames, just center the site around this stuff.

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Posted By Kyle

God damn it, as much as I love Ryan, I love not having Ryan even more. Cause then this happens.

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Posted By carlfoster91

y'all are like a bunch of children!....can I come next time?

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Posted By Aarny91

Dry Ice is the best.

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Posted By NegativeCero

What did I just watch?

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Posted By lockwoodx

One of the best dates I've ever had in my life was at Giordano's

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Posted By zoozilla

That was hilarious.

I'm glad Jeff considered the viewers' interest.

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Posted By SuperCabboy

Yes, I will Dig Deeper Into Pizza.

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Posted By pochepiller

Kepleck should eat it to put on a little weight

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Posted By BonOrbitz

Ryan leaves for vacation AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS.

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Posted By Red12b

@Wrighteous86 said:

I just want to point out that those pizzas were from both me and DuskVamp. It was on the note, but Dave paraphrased a bit in the video. They know, and now you do too!

what was the "Fun stuff" that they did for you...?

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Posted By NathHaw

When do those Screened hoodies go on sale?

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Posted By Gizmo

That pizza is a Western monstrosity!

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Posted By Max_Hydrogen

Midnight Brown's latest album: Bubbly Fog

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Posted By Ronald

Hmm, I could go for a pizza. Let's see, $20 for a pizza. OK, not bad. $45 dollars for shipping...

I'll go get a burger from Five Guys.

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Posted By paulunga

Ryan would've stopped that mailbag at around the halfway point.

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Posted By TruthTellah

I demand a followup video where Will and Norm use some crazy contraption to try to cook the Pizzas in the Whiskey Media offices.

Also, this was great.

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Posted By Suits

from the mist

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Posted By Osaladin

Giantbomb staff's inability to open boxes continually astounds me.

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Posted By Wrighteous86

I just want to point out that those pizzas were from both me and DuskVamp. It was on the note, but Dave paraphrased a bit in the video. They know, and now you do too!

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Posted By crustwheel

@mpgeist: Everything does.

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Posted By BisonHero

@mpgeist said:

Man, the Back to the Future reference went right over Patrick's head.

I know! So disappointing.

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Posted By cooljammer00

Who's reading Super Mario? I sat in front of the author at the NYVGCC awards.

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Posted By Butler

I love how the wax box of vegetables had "Refrigerate at 34f and 1c" and an arrow pointing to the box of coldness.

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Edited By HerbieBug

this is like buying a kid an expensive toy for christmas and seeing them toss the toy aside in favor of the bubble wrap it came packaged in. :D

edit---- ha! ninja'd

@Vague_Optimism said:

Great, guys. Great. It's just like every Christmas: We get you something nice and you guys spend the whole time playing with the box after you've unwrapped it.

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Posted By BlazeHedgehog

Everybody's so much more playful without grumpy old Ryan to spoil the fun.

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Edited By PixelStyles

I Love the shot of the pizza on the floor and they are all playing with the box.

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Posted By Vextroid
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Posted By Arrested_Developer

Wax Boxes are easily the most underrated new wave band.

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Posted By Vague_Optimism

Great, guys. Great. It's just like every Christmas: We get you something nice and you guys spend the whole time playing with the box after you've unwrapped it.