Mass Effect 3 Launch Trailer

Looks pretty neat. Jack seems to have hair now

But we know it won't come to an end. c'mon.

@LooseChange said:

But we know it won't come to an end. c'mon.

Well

Not the universe.

But Shepard's whole thing with the Reapers, yeah.

I am ready to HOLD THE LINE!!!!!

boy am I not looking forward to the next month of bombcasts :/

I want this so bad. I'm actually taking time off to play this.

That is one hell of a good trailer. So excited for this game.

i hope my femshep doesnt die at the end

pls dont make her die :/

Sheperd is boning while Reapers are killing people every second on Earth.

Personally I would probably not be able to get an erection thinking of all those dying children, GO SHEP!

Looks absolutely incredible!

@Animasta said:

boy am I not looking forward to the next month of bombcasts :/

Oh come on, you know they won't spoil anything major.

OH MY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST TAKE MONEY ALREADY

4 More days!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh fuck, it's going to be another motherfucking "COLLECT ALLIES" story???

@zungerman090: Jack looks kinda weird from that angle, looks like she's got a pony tail but the rest of her head is shaved.

Gotta love that tender moment between Shep and Ashley. :)

Fuck this looks incredible....

All my doubts have been cast aside, and I hope my Amazon Pre-order arrives early haha.

I want this so bad. I'm actually taking time off to play this.

They just had to throw the sex snippet into an otherwise excellent trailer. Thanks, Bioware.

@zungerman090: Gotta love that tender moment between Shep and Ashley. :)

Hurray for mediocrity.

These guys sure know how to market their game. That trailer was magnificent.

Kate Shepard is ready.

I am ready.

Let's do this

Fuck, that sex scene was bloody awkward.

DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUUUUUNNN!

@Veektarius said:

They just had to throw the sex snippet into an otherwise excellent trailer. Thanks, Bioware.

I take it you've never seen a trailer for a movie before?

No need to start the Bioware hate train because they imitated countless trailers before that involve sex scenes along with massive amounts of action.

Don't think I'd say making Mass Effect look like an action movie is what I'd call excellent.

What am I saying, it is an action movie now. Bleh.

An awesome trailer for a final chapter

@Bassman2112 said:

@Veektarius said:

They just had to throw the sex snippet into an otherwise excellent trailer. Thanks, Bioware.

I take it you've never seen a trailer for a movie before?

No need to start the Bioware hate train because they imitated countless trailers before that involve sex scenes along with massive amounts of action.

What about making DLC before development cycle is over and only give it to people who buy the collectors edition. Not only that but its a Prothean party member, which is almost a must have if your a Mass Effect long term fan

@MordeaniisChaos said:

Oh fuck, it's going to be another motherfucking "COLLECT ALLIES" story???

Yeah, I just hope that instead of winning several people to your cause you are working to get the various races to mobilize their armies and cooperate to fight the Reapers.

Ahh, a MassEffect trailer ... let the hate begin! (really looking forward to next week :) )

I literally yelled "YOU TELL 'EM GARRUS!" when he was talking to Shepard. I just want to play it so badly.

@Bassman2112: I don't care that there is romance in Mass Effect. I think it's a fun thing to have in the game, in fact. But their sex scenes are damned awkward and don't merit advertisement. NFL promotional videos don't show holding penalties, either.

• best part of the trailer - Garus line
• worst part of the trailer - sex scene

Agreed?

Look schweet as hell. Glad to see joker's on his feet.

@Skanker said:

Don't think I'd say making Mass Effect look like an action movie is what I'd call excellent.

What am I saying, it is an action movie now. Bleh.

Oh yeah... how dare they try to add alittle scale or urgency to a final chapter of a trilogy...

I got a chill. Then I think something happened to my pants.

This is not the Mass Effect game we deserved. It is the Mass Effect game we needed. Our watchful protector. Our Dark knight.

Great trailer, I'm psyched!

@Shaanyboi said:

@Skanker said:

Don't think I'd say making Mass Effect look like an action movie is what I'd call excellent.

What am I saying, it is an action movie now. Bleh.

Oh yeah... how dare they try to add alittle scale or urgency to a final chapter of a trilogy...

You're right - the only way to do that is with awful one liners and by jazzin' up the camera shots.

"Anything less... and you're already dead."

And that soundtrack? Oh my.

@Shaanyboi said:

@Skanker said:

Don't think I'd say making Mass Effect look like an action movie is what I'd call excellent.

What am I saying, it is an action movie now. Bleh.

Oh yeah... how dare they try to add alittle scale or urgency to a final chapter of a trilogy...

Yeah this is a little more and seems a lot better than I imagined how Mass Effect would end.

There should be a late-game decision with two options:

a) Kill the Reapers and save the Galaxy

b) Stay in bed with [insert Shepherd romance partner here]

@Slaneesh said:

@Bassman2112 said:

@Veektarius said:

They just had to throw the sex snippet into an otherwise excellent trailer. Thanks, Bioware.

I take it you've never seen a trailer for a movie before?

No need to start the Bioware hate train because they imitated countless trailers before that involve sex scenes along with massive amounts of action.

What about making DLC before development cycle is over and only give it to people who buy the collectors edition. Not only that but its a Prothean party member, which is almost a must have if your a Mass Effect long term fan

I'm not going to respond to any of that except for asking you to please do what I did in my reply and cover up that spoiler. I've been avoiding them for the whole run up to this game and you just ruined a bit of it for me.

Am I only expected fire 2 shots? Because a lot could happen in that time.

Man I don't think I've ever been as apathetic towards a game until now. Even My Little Pony: Pinkie Pie's Party made me more excited for games than this. Sadly billions of people think otherwise. :(

You know what, screw everyone who has been hating on this game since the start. Sure, Bioware screwed up the earlier marketing, but this trailer makes it seem like the entire game is on par with the suicide mission in ME2, and that makes me giddy as all hell. Also, space battles. So many goddamn space battles.

I am immensely excited. This game cannot come fast enough.

@Skanker said:

@Shaanyboi said:

@Skanker said:

Don't think I'd say making Mass Effect look like an action movie is what I'd call excellent.

What am I saying, it is an action movie now. Bleh.

Oh yeah... how dare they try to add alittle scale or urgency to a final chapter of a trilogy...

You're right - the only way to do that is with awful one liners and by jazzin' up the camera shots.

"Anything less... and you're all ready dead."

And that soundtrack? Oh my.

lol what, were you expecting the slow Citadel song? Or how about the track from the Galaxy Map? That works PERFECT for a trailer.

And yeah, jazzing up camera shots is effective. It's called cinematography. It's what keeps conversations from looking like the usual kinda shitty over the shoulder blank stares to something dynamic and engaging.

@Waffles13 said:

You know what, screw everyone who has been hating on this game since the start. Sure, Bioware screwed up the earlier marketing, but this trailer makes it seem like the entire game is on par with the suicide mission in ME2, and that makes me giddy as all hell. Also, space battles. So many goddamn space battles.

Yep. Gaming hipsters be damned.

@Waffles13 said:

You know what, screw everyone who has been hating on this game since the start. Sure, Bioware screwed up the earlier marketing, but this trailer makes it seem like the entire game is on par with the suicide mission in ME2, and that makes me giddy as all hell. Also, space battles. So many goddamn space battles.

Yep. Gaming hipsters be damned.