Random PC Game: Police Quest: SWAT

That whole grenade bit had me in stitches. hahahahaha

I remember playing this game. It was god aweful then. it's bad now.

I wanna see more of this. Play the 4th one it's a pretty bad game but it's still fun.

@Winternet said:

I played a lot of SWAT 3 and 4. Those were great. But, this first one. God, that was bad.

Great feature though. Hilarious stuff the whole hour.

Never played SWAT 3, but I played 2 and 4. 2 was pretty good but 4 was great. A bit like the old Rainbow Six games. I played those levels over and over until I completed them all on the hardest setting where you can't make a single mistake. It was a bit unforgiving at times, but I still wish they made more games like it. That's how it is really being a cop, not the shoot everything you see gameplay that's in most games.

I owned this game, but I think I only made it past it the old lady correctly once. My favorite way of dealing with her is go inside and if she's holed up in the back room, I shoot full auto through the wall.

SIDE TWO DOOR LOCKED

& the order you click the lash commands matters

It's weird seeing a game you played and then forgot about

STOP saying level

@dagas: I personally find SWAT 3 the best. But, that may be because it was the one I played first.

Oh man, I remember this. I thought it was amazing in its day. Had to switch discs constantly though.

Semen head?

Random PC game time is the best time- jar time is good too ;)

Man, I remember when a friend of mine tried to play this game when it was new. It took him like 4 hours just to figure out how to get past the first mission. And this was after he sat through all the crazy tutorial stuff. Don't be fooled by its age, this game was terrible even back when it was new. I love these segments cause man, so much hilarious bad acting.

SWATSTACHE!

Please play swat 3 next, that's a great game.

I love these videos so much.

i lost it at the grenade

this shit is funny. thanks dudeS

Wow, they even assume old-ass PC games are pick-up-and-play. "I'm just gonna stick this Police Quest disc in my XBOX and wait for the tutorial to come up, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. It's got regenerating health and cover mechanics, right?"

today was not a victory is one of the best things this site has ever produced

@DT9k said:

It's weird seeing a game you played and then forgot about

It's weird playing a game you played and forgot about.

Ahh man, the first time I ever missed random pc game live was this one:(

haha, when he pressed the credits button the second time

i fucking lost it :) love vinny and dave, they are the best

Hahahaha lost it at 'CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW'

@Wikitoups said:

@gladspooky

Wow, they even assume old-ass PC games are pick-up-and-play. "I'm just gonna stick this Police Quest disc in my XBOX and wait for the tutorial to come up, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. It's got regenerating health and cover mechanics, right?"

No they assume the game will at least give you some damn idea on what the hell your suppose to do.

Most old-school PC gamers know better than to stumble into a Police Quest game and expect to get anywhere without reading the manual. Not that this is a great game, but yeah, that's how all Sierra adventure games work.

When Dave called that lady a "fucking bitch". I totally lost it.

This was so much fun to watch I can't even put it into words. Also, that game looks like it's full of fucking shit. Good on you guys for giving it an honest try, seriously. "I'm allergic to insubordination" is my new favorite GB quote.

I can't believe this game begat SWAT 4, one of my favorite games ever.

They must think they are comedians.

RandomPC game is my favorite subscriber content :)

That lady is the greatest thing in video games ever.

That was one of the funniest pieces of video content that GiantBomb has ever produced. Just absolute gold. Thank you.

@snide: I know that feeling, I played Creature Shock recently. WOW, that game is nothing like how I thought I remembered it.

Your a disgrace. I want your Gun, Badge, and Mustache on my desk now!

French Gendarmes and Australian police also sport disproportionately high numbers of moustaches. What is it about the moustache that appeals to the law-enforcer?

Wow... just... wow

Reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9CK37sqoz0

Surprise Credits!

What's the difference between using a green screen and using a blue screen?

and the oscar goes to rake guy

This game looks fucking incomprehensible. Controls seem awful even for an fmv game.

EDIT: Oh man, I just got to the bagpipes part. This is incredible.

EDIT: OH SHIT! They just killed an old lady with a grenade!

This is one of my favorite videos on GiantBomb.com as of now.

For a little old lady with a weak heart, she sure can unload on a fool. Gunning down armed po-po left and right, blat blat blat.
(Also I loved the way they walled her through the fence).

2 to the body, single to the head

EDIT: Did they really need an ENTIRE S.W.A.T. team for just one old lady?

@Hosstile17 said:

When Dave called that lady a "fucking bitch". I totally lost it.

I lost it at that point.

@Aristides said:

French Gendarmes and Australian police also sport disproportionately high numbers of moustaches. What is it about the moustache that appeals to the law-enforcer?

Because for these countries the mustache is the only approved facial hair for the police dress code, so if a cop wants to have facial hair his only option is the mustache

I really loved SWAT 2, played the hell out of it.

In case you just want to see all the terrible things you can do in the game in quick succession...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqRNoS2tCXM

Poor Dave! He sounded so frustrated throughout this whole Quick Look, but it made for entertaining video. Thanks for doing this!