Someone Apply a Sharpen Filter to This PS4 Teaser

There are several quick frames that are remarkably clear. The consensus seems to be that it's a rounded square that folds out into a giant boombox that plays the first 50 seconds of A Real Hero on loop.

Ok, i'm going to call it now the start or end of the xbox event will be a video that is a shot for shot copy of this one that finishes on an unblurred 360 degree flyaround.

6) It's a fucking box.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

Don't feel bad. I thought something along the same lines.

Can any gaming company make a new console without any chance for a crotch joke?

7) Grills meat.

On a stupidity level, this is great.

lol loving this just cause its Sony being like 'we know you guys are excited about the new xbox but HEY remember PS4 is coming out as well you guys!.............AND WE GOT SICK SCREENSHOTS OF THE BOX! *BOOM* *Drops mic*

Wordplay. Nice.

I love this world.

8) Can make Julienne Fries and cut through a can

well at least it comes in black and can stand vertically

Too bad it's not that cool tron one. At least it appears to have the kind of surface that doesn't attract fingerprints.

9) Racing stripes and speed holes.

But does it have a handle? Important questions, folks.

We shall call it... The GameCube!!!

This will be the dumbest leadup to new consoles (on both sides) we've ever seen.

We have all seen the Prothean vision of this universe's doom. #thecyclebegins

The colors comes out of the backside through the hdmi.

Absolutely incredible. Sony is really doing well to take the hype away from MS.

@pop said:

Smaller than one of those tiny Shuttle PCs, at least not as wide and boxy.

With the heat sinks visible through ventilation slots and the size of them I'm thinking they're aiming for a moderately silent machine with an external power supply, the last in the game industry to adapt the external model.

@live_free_or_die said:

Really? I think it just reminded people that Microsoft's event is tomorrow.

This further cements the fact that I just do not care what either of these consoles look like.

It's a black rectangular box. Big fucking woop.

Got it. Curiousity Cube = PS4

Holy shit, it's a console !... Not that we already got all the specs (i.e. the actual important part) from their press conference or anything. It's black and it plays games. Great.

Kind of a dick move on Sony to release that just before the Microsoft reveal event. You're not being smart, you're just being a huge dick.

"Hey guys ! Remember us ? Huh ? Remember our event ? It was great, right ? Right ? Aren't you excited ? Yeah ? YEAH ?"

OMG BLACK SQUARE

Reminds me of the Stupid box from Last Wednesday's episode of the UK Apprentice.

What a tease - literally, this video was an erotic gadget strip-tease.

Hurray! It looks roughly the same as every other console made in the last thirty years!

Nothing in this trailer insinuates that this is any kind of gaming console.

I hope sarcasm. Cause black rectangle < new xbox reveal.

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But what does the stand look like. And if it doesn't have a stand, fuck you sony.

Next week PS4 will perform a pole dance for your enjoyment and arousal.

That was a waste of pixels and bandwidth.

Well, that was amazingly dumb.

10) If erection lasts longer than 4 hours consult your doctor.

It seems they've opted for the old, blurry design.

With a project name like "Orbis," I was hoping for a cool sphere levitating over a pedestal.

@mintyice: DaliStation?

@mintyice: Could at least have given credit to the original poster.

11) May or may not open dimentional rift to the elder god relm

Wow as everyone predicted. The fake trailer was WAY BETTER than the real one.

I wonder if it will have multiplayer.

oh hello there Abram's flare

@mintyice said:

She's a beaut'

Guys, we all know it's going to be a black rectangle of some sort. This is just good marketing by Sony - take a little of the focus away from Microsoft on the eve of their big reveal, and give people something to talk about right up to E3. Regardless, all this shit is getting me seriously hyped.