Tom Wilkinson, Lucy Liu, and Emma Stone Join the Sleeping Dogs Cast

Emma Stone looks like she's phoning it in.

This could be the surprise of the year.

lucy liu is far hotter than emma stone

Dogs and Emma Stone? They are really going after that Mathew Rorie demographic.

Fuck yes, Emma Stone.

You're all wrong. I would totally fuck Tom Wilkinson's brains out.

@kuddles said:

You're all wrong. I would totally fuck Tom Wilkinson's brains out.

you are my new favourite person.

There was a girl at my high school that looked a lot like Emma Stone. No one cared. No one made a run at her.

Put her in a couple moves: OMG HOTTEST GIRL EVER!

I remember when I saw her in Superbad I thought okay good casting this is a girl a guy like Jonah Hill could land if he played his cards right. Internet you continue to confuse me.

It annoys me when Alex talks about Rorie...

Emma Stone? Holy shit this game just changed from sidewalk turd to day 1 purchase for me.

Edit: omg nerd love. I would court the shit out of this beautiful lady and whisper nothing but flowery poetry into her cute ears all day long.

Day one purchase...that is one day after the GB review.

Also, fuck yea guy from Bionic Woman.

no Jackie Chan?

I really hope this game is good so I have another excuse to give Emma Stone my money.

Is that the evil villian from die another day who transforms into an american? I think it is but I cant be bothered to check...

Anyway, i'm getting a stange Alpha Protocol vibe from this game. I know they're nothing alike but something about the presentation and the character's animations (bad lip-syncing included) remind me of it.

I liked the first True Crime, and as long as there's no weird stealth sections this should be fine too.

I came for the Emma stone and was not disappointed.

Not great lip sync, but hey, I've watched my share of dubbed movies and didn't mind.

@mrpandaman said:

Where's Jackie Chan???

Don't you think one Chinese sexual predator in the cast is enough?

So did the quality attract the talent or is that what I'm supposed to think.

@ArtisanBreads said:

There was a girl at my high school that looked a lot like Emma Stone. No one cared. No one made a run at her.

Put her in a couple moves: OMG HOTTEST GIRL EVER!

I remember when I saw her in Superbad I thought okay good casting this is a girl a guy like Jonah Hill could land if he played his cards right. Internet you continue to confuse me.

What does the internet has to do with everyone in your class ignoring a really pretty girl? maybe she wasn't very nice? that doesn't make sense, if no one made 'a run for her' as you said they were all shy or just no one cared.

So... all the money went into voice actors instead of character animations, huh?

Emma Stone's in it... SOLD!!! :D

Reminds me of the first Yakuza game. They got this all-star Hollywood cast for an Asian-themed game, and no one gave a shit and it was a total bomb. This game will be a total bomb. Well, not Yakuza levels of bombing, probably, but I doubt it'll set the charts alight.

Dat Emma Stone

@Oni said:

Reminds me of the first Yakuza game. They got this all-star Hollywood cast for an Asian-themed game, and no one gave a shit and it was a total bomb. This game will be a total bomb. Well, not Yakuza levels of bombing, probably, but I doubt it'll set the charts alight.

If by "All-star Hollywood Cast" you mean Mark Hamill and pre-Wrestler Micky Rourke, than sure, you're right.

@artofwar420 said:

IM GONNA EAT EM UP

Nice to see the cast for a game about Hong Kong is actually loaded with some asian-americans. And the white people PLAY white people. That's such a huge contrast from how Hollywood does movies, y'know? Like that all-white version of Akira that Warner Bros. was threatening us with for awhile :) It's a huge contrast even to how Sega localized the first Yakuza game a few years ago, with guys like Mark Hamill and other cartoon voice over actors doing all the voices for the 100% Japanese cast.

But Emma Stone? You don't even need a good excuse to put her in anything :) Man, woman, white person, black, asian, indian, alien - whatever; Emma Stone will be a welcome presence. I approve of this, Square London. Everything sounds great so far.

PR is such bullshit artistry.