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Vinny Bought Bot Colony. Now What?

PUT. THE. DAMN. PEPPER GRINDER. NEXT. TO. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jul. 9 2014

Cast: Vinny

Posted by: Vinny

In This Episode:

Bot Colony

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This was a magical experience.

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are those ath m50s ? Worthe getting those over Creative aurvana live! ?

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Vincent "It's OK Philips" Caravella

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I'm imagining this super secret Splinter Cell agent outside of a very fancy modern house, holding up a tablet and just screaming into its shitty microphone "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!??!!?"

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Nobody can handle this type of insanity better than Vinnygawa.

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Thank you for this @vinny. Please keep this kind of content coming :)

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This video reminds me of a review adam sessler did of a voice controlled PS2 game years ago

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It's amazing how more than 10 years later, both voice-controlled games devolve into shouts of "What are you doing?!?"

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was not surprised by vinnys reaction he was slowly cracking towards the end . so funny one of the best. i imagined him running out and screaming at the top of his voice during the dead air section .

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Man, Jimmy is one stupid fucking robot.

I really don't get how you can make the objectives that specific, if you know that a) the voice recognition barely works and b) Jimmy's A.I. is terrible. That's just bad programming.

Anyways, it was fun to see Vinny crack. I think that's the first time I saw him rage quit.

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The moment Vinny thinks Jimmy is going to put the pepper grinder next to the coffee maker, but trolls him instead by putting it on top of the coffee maker is just priceless!!!!!

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Giantbomb is getting back to it's glory days with the new hires and Vinny having his own stage. So much entertaining content in the last week or so. Hopefully Vinny and Alex eventually get a better office space and perhaps another hire or two to help out, then Gbeast will be fully evolved.

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I wish I could've seen this live. This training process is fucking ridiculous.

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This was absolutely magical.

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I think this is the best thing I've ever seen. Thank you Vincent.

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I lost my shit the moment Jimmy put the pepper grinder on top of the coffee machine.

Same here. I couldn't stop laughing when that happened live. Best moment hands down.

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I watched this live last night and I was glad I stayed up until 3AM here in Tokyo. Vinny trying to read instructions to the robot and it not understanding reminded me of one class I have to teach English where they are doing a textbook too high a level for them so they have no idea what I'm saying. I share your pain Vinny

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hahaha classic Jimmy

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Ended exactly the way I thought it would once he started doing the voice recognition. We are a long way off from Star Trek computer voice recognition.

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"In your ass ....in your ass.... in your ass..."

:'D

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Buddy Cop show: Vinny and the Bot

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Vinny Caravella is a national treasure!

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Vinny should win an Oscar for this piece of comedy gold.

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Computers are the stupidest.

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AKA One man's slow descent into voice-recognition madness.

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the problem with voice recognition is it can only do what it hears, and unfortunately it wasn't paying attention.

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This is... game?

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I'm disappointed there was no purse anywhere, so Vinny couldn't instruct the robot to pick up the purse over and over. Either way, I got some serious "BIG BOOOOOO" voice recognition vibes with this. Pepper grinder is now the new purse.

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My guts hurt. That was the most hilarious thing ive seen in ages. Well Done!

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HELLO ROBOTIC MAN

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Pick up the purse Pepper Grinder

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fcku u jimmy

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I can't believe voice recognition hasn't progressed any further than this.

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This should win some kind of award.

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I wonder how much better this would've performed with another speech recognition software, if at all.

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@dezztroy said:

I wonder how much better this would've performed with another speech recognition software, if at all.

I wondered about that too. As funny as it is to see Vinny be Vinny all over this game, I'm super curious if a saved proper speech test at the beginning would help with any of the tasks with Jimmy. I suppose I'd be super skeptical it would change anything too much, considering where voice recognition tech is these days.

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Lol, duder, that voice calibration was brutal! Keep up the good work, looking forward to more stuff from NY!

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This is one of the most hilariously glorious train wrecks I've ever watched. Well done Vinny. :)

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@sarumarine: I am one of the developers of Bot Colony. While Vinny's session is funny, the video at this link on Steam should give you an idea about what the intended game experience in Bot Colony looks like

http://steamcommunity.com/games/263040/announcements/detail/190591878968722392

Hope you enjoy it.

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@sarumarine: I am one of the developers of Bot Colony. While Vinny's session is funny, the video at this link on Steam should give you an idea about what the intended game experience in Bot Colony looks like

http://steamcommunity.com/games/263040/announcements/detail/190591878968722392

Hope you enjoy it.

That's all well and good, but you do realize the vast majority of people that purchase your game are going to have an experience like Vinny's, right?

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This is so great, it's like HAL 9000's Idiot brother, from out of town :)

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If the game can not understand Vinny, how in the high hell would it understand a swedish man? I need this game in my life now.

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@botcolony: This is probably the best thing that could happen to your game!

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Kudos to Vinny for sticking with it that long. Your patience is remarkable.

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Ah speech recognition, enjoying this so far. :D

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Dr. Sbaitso is somehow superior to the future robot Jimmy.

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@botcolony said:

@sarumarine: I am one of the developers of Bot Colony. While Vinny's session is funny, the video at this link on Steam should give you an idea about what the intended game experience in Bot Colony looks like

http://steamcommunity.com/games/263040/announcements/detail/190591878968722392

Hope you enjoy it.

That's all well and good, but you do realize the vast majority of people that purchase your game are going to have an experience like Vinny's, right?

Maybe, maybe not? A boom mic probably isn't an ideal input device. I'd love to see Vinny lose his shit again perform further tests with a proper headset just so we can laugh at him until we cry see if it has any beneficial effect. For science, of course.

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Vincent "street, andrew, Dr. Sbasitso" Carravella