It is well established warren is the strongest of the power moves characters. Where does he rank objectively in terms of all fighting game characters? I bet his imposing stare and fine mustache would demoralize any opponent and he would easily best any challenger.
Warren
Character » appears in 1 games
Warren is a playable character in Deadly Moves and the master of the spinning drop kick.
Who else could Warren beat in a fight?
Are we restricted to fighting game characters? Because I feel like Barry Burton has the facial hair and imposing stare to at least put up a fight against The God of Infinite Spinkicks.
@gnomeonfire: Shit I hadn't even considered Saltybet. I wonder if he's already on there.
He seems like the kind of guy who would climb onto a dragon and punch its heart out with his bare hands. Enchant his feet with darkness and I'm preeeety sure that spinning drop kick of his could take out the dragon from Dragon's Dogma in under a minute. 'Tis fearsome wroth!
I'd like to see somebody make this Warren and Life is Strange Warren in a wrestling game and make the computer fight as both of them in a 60 minute iron man match.
I feel like we're missing a very important character in this battle of gods. Ten Count!
Warren is a poor man's Brian Battler. There, I said it.
Me. I could.
Edit: fucked up reading the title but I bet I could still beat him up though and I'd like to see him challenge me. He could beat up Godzilla.
Warren could definitely beat up:
Angus from Kasumi Ninja. Angus can lift his kilt to shoot fireballs, but the Spinning Drop Kick comes out fast enough that Warren would land right on top of Angus before his balls got a taste of fresh breeze.
Malcom Fox from Way of the Warrior: Fox has a very high high kick; he basically does the splits while standing up, having one foot planted on the ground, the other high over his head, and his crotch exposed like the beans and franks at a cheap British pub brunch. Warren's Spinning Drop Kick would neuter fox in one blow.
Any of those wimps from Bushido Blade: These guys used to seem cool, but compared to Warren they're waifish jerks. When you're whole technique comes from intense, deep concentration, you're totally fucked when Warren's madman visage is staring you in the face.
This Warren could beat Warren. Ever see him throw a headbutt?
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