T'Was the Night Before Xbox

Posted by Captain_Howdy (7 posts) -

Twas the night before Xbox and all through the house.

Not a computer was stirring, not even the mouse.

Holidays were booked, well ahead of the time.

And everyone subscribed, to Amazon Prime.

When the day finally arrives, we’ll all become bitter.

As the servers will crash, and so will my Twitter.

No Watch Dogs, no Lego, no Plant v Zombie.

On Forza, on Ryse, on Dead Rising 3.

To the day one achievement, to the Kinect always on.

Now dashboard with TV, and Merry Xbox to all!

#1 Posted by Deranged (1837 posts) -

You sir, HAVE EARNED YOURSELF A COOKIE!

#2 Posted by Captain_Howdy (7 posts) -

@deranged: All Cookies Disabled (Take that Amazon) :)

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