50+ Things You've Learned When Dealing with Zombies

#1 Edited by Tearhead (2143 posts) -

1. Nobody really cares about what causes a zombie outbreak, only what kills a zombie outbreak.

#2 Posted by cstrang (2381 posts) -

2.  Some are fast, some are slow, but all of them are not super big fans of being on fire.

#3 Posted by Brunchies (2484 posts) -

3. Some zombies just like to party and they hate plants.

#4 Edited by TomA (2531 posts) -

Zombie outbreaks can solve a recession. And not just because the zombies eat everyone either. Read World War Z it will make sense.

#5 Posted by i69edUrGpa (586 posts) -

5. They're in the same visual state that I like my women...

#6 Posted by Jeust (10447 posts) -

6. Live each day as your last, because the end can come pretty soon!

#7 Posted by Strongbadman47 (154 posts) -

7. Zombies + Fire is a pretty good combo.

#8 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

8. shoot them in the head

#9 Posted by AjayRaz (12416 posts) -

9. zombies love vomit 

#10 Posted by HaltIamReptar (2029 posts) -

10.  Zombies are transcendentalists, when it comes down to it.

#11 Posted by crystalskull2 (437 posts) -

11.Brain is the favourite food for Zombies.

#12 Posted by Butchio (333 posts) -

they walk with their arms out in front of them

#13 Posted by Gamer_152 (14049 posts) -

13. BRAAAAAAAAAINS!

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