Allow me to be the millionth person to say “dude, we should totally get one of these.”
“No, the game's not boring, it's just tha... my eyeli... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.”Maintaining the bizarre crossover between video games and medical equipment established earlier with the Pokémon x-ray machine, allow me to present to you the PediSedate. If the name and the accompanying image didn't already spell it out for you, the PediSedate is basically a Game Boy that's been hooked up to a nitrous oxide dispenser. I can imagine that sedating a child is tricky business, and as the handy PediSedate pyramid points out, the Game Boy distracts and, I guess, comforts the child, while the giggle gas knocks her ass out.
I'm guessing that the only real interface between the Game Boy itself and that amazing purple headgear is the headphones, though how awesome would it be if the nitrous dosage was dictated by how well you were playing? It would certainly make Alleyway a far more interesting game.
