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Worth Reading: 12/21/12

With the holidays and game of the year nearly upon us, Worth Reading has what you need. Turn on the 8-bit fireplace, pour a glass (or two) of your favorite drink, and dig in.

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By the end of our podcast marathon, you'd just as soon use this to pick the year's best games.
By the end of our podcast marathon, you'd just as soon use this to pick the year's best games.

Our game of the year coverage starts on Monday, and, boy, it's a doozy. That sounds so cheesy, but Vinny and Drew have outdone themselves this year. I'm actually glad to be out of the office and incapable of seeing the finished product come together. I'd rather be like all of you, and see what it looks like after it's been through the editing process. It's ridiculous, ambitious, and (probably) funny.

Besides our video stupidity, the awards and deliberations that lead to them start going online. I'd left 1UP before their game of the year awards started, and we didn't have them at MTV Multiplayer. G4 was my first exposure to a room of people getting together and debating the merits of games at length for awards purposes, but in a year with games like Assassin's Creed II and Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, we were really arguing about which totally amazing game we loved even more than the other. It wasn't exactly a fight. There weren't many people in that room, though. GameSpot and IGN are very different stories.

That's not really the case at Giant Bomb. Five people (six, if you count bringing in Alex for a few awards) is enough to have a list that is both reflective of the collective taste of the staff, and also include our individual obsessions. Sure, some of those are lost to the chopping block, but that's the way it goes. Plus, we arrange our personal awards before the staff picks are made, which means you can make peace with a game that you know won't have much chance on the staff list. I said that last year, though, and I'm always surprised where our list ends up.

It was a very good year for games, if inconsistent for "AAA." That's fine. In previous generations, we'd be lamenting the lack of releases as hardware manufacturers prepared their games to debut alongside fancy new consoles. But in 2012, we swam in a sea of terrific games from developers with voices, and they all had something to say.

That, friends, is progress. See you next year!

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"Patrick! You already featured January earlier this year." Okay, you're right, but designer Rich Vreeland (aka Disasterpeace of Fez soundtrack fame) has continued to toy with January since it "released" earlier this year, and he's made fabulous strides. January started as a simple interactive music generator, and while, at its core, it remains exactly that, January is now much more versatile, and it's entering full-on tool territory. Plus, without any talent whatsoever, you can create something that sounds downright beautiful. I uploaded the "track" I made below.

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There may be a profound message at the end of Old Man Baby, but it doesn't matter. Its defining mechanic of changing ages, baked into the puzzles rather than an at-will option, was good enough to keep my attention for 20 minutes. That players do not have direct control for swapping ages is what makes Old Man Baby worth a damn, as it forces players to start thinking what each character is capable of well in advance of actually change.

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Dude, Housefly. Besides making me nostalgic for Mr. Mosquito (it's possible to be nostalgic for Mr. Mosquito?), Housefly is just the right kind of dumb. It won't take you more than a minute or two to finish, but when you solve the biggest puzzle in front of you and the annoying buzzer, I guarantee you will crack up in response. So great.

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This marks the second time I've highlighted a game from Denki. Not long ago, Save the Day was here, too, as not only was it a decent action game, it represented how far HTML5-based games have come in such a short time. Denki's next game, Word Quest, only reenforces that feeling. The game is littered with sound effects ripped from Nintendo games, and I'm not at all sure how the hell someone missed that. Unless they didn't miss that, and then I'm even more confused. Anyway, it's a turn-based RPG whose combat is based on word puzzles. Love it.

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The most recent Ludum Dare's theme was "You are the villain." The most interesting villains have motivations that are, at some level, sympathetic. It doesn't happen very often in video games. I'd love to see more games take on the idea of being the villain from a thoughtful perspective, even if that means you're ultimately defeated at the end. Sword of Truth tackles this concept from a deceptively simplistic angle, but the story can play out in eight different ways.

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Far Cry 3's story ranks as one of this year's disappointments (that's not a preview of our game of the year discussion, btw), and not only because of its lack of payoff for a promising premise. The traces of racism and lack of engagement with the topic of rape are some of the game's biggest crimes, and Far Cry 3's writer, Jeffrey Yhalem, has been giving a series of interviews in response to the growing criticism. Instead, he's just digging himself a deeper hole. Yhalem believes Far Cry 3 is a different game than the one we played. I wish I had played that game. I can applaud Yhalem for going out on a limb and trying to be subversive, he's only making himself look silly.

[Becoming agitated again] The sex scene [at the midpoint] – first Jason is shooting at that gigantic monster. He kills the monster, and it jump-cuts to him orgasming with Citra! He’s firing sperm at this gigantic monster, and then suddenly he’s on this alter with Citra, having sex with her, and then he thinks he’s the leader of the tribe and makes the big speech, and it’s his power fantasy! That’s the other thing – it’s all from first-person, so it’s completely unreliable. There’s a reason why Jason is a 25 year old white guy from Hollywood – these are all ideas that are in his head. You’re seeing things through his eyes. That’s why the Alice quotes are there, and why Willis’s database entries are written from Willis’s perspective, and not written from a universal perspective. So the game is all from a series of perspectives, and I think it’s all there. And again, you could say to me, “Why isn’t this even more exaggerated?”, but why should it have to be? I don’t understand why what I did isn’t so insanely exaggerated already. What you’re saying is that games are so bad with this stuff that it has to be so through the roof – I mean, male rape, having this transition, having the end of the game be that she kills you while having sex with you? And she says, “you win,” as you’re dying. The only thing more outrageous I could think of is if she castrated him.
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This profile suggests Kotick's time at Activision may be drawing to a close. Activision has given its CEO a low profile since his last, fumbled foray into becoming a cherished figure amongst players. From what I'm told, Activision believed it was possible for Kotick to become a beloved CEO, but when it was clear the audience wasn't receptive or didn't care, it gave up. Instead, the company has tried to make Activision Publishing CEO Eric Hirshberg that person. I've never talked with Kotick, but I have spoken with Hirshberg. He fits the bill, and that leaves Kotick to pursue his agenda without worrying about whether his status as "evil" is impacting the business. It honestly doesn't matter.

On this particular Sunday, it’s those Photoshopped horns that really irk Mr. Kotick. He is seated at a corner table in the cavernous breakfast room of the Pierre hotel, across the street from Central Park, shaking a leg nervously and whispering in a conspiratorial hush.

“Think about what it’s like for my dating life when the first picture that comes up is me as the Devil,” says Mr. Kotick, who is recently divorced. “You see all this chatter and you realize that they game the search results. These super-sophisticated 19-year-olds are smarter than our expensive P.R. firm.” (His publicist, Steven Rubenstein, shrugs sheepishly.)
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Nintendo Power was and is a weird thing. I have the same fuzzy memories most of you do, but I'll confess it's weird how much I enjoyed a blatant piece of marketing I was too ignorant to comprehend. It was a publication much more than fluffed up marketing, obviousy, and the stories behind its creation are seriously fascinating. Luckily, we have Frank Cifaldi, who last went down the rabbit hole to try and determine the U.S. release date for Super Mario Bros., to keep tracking down the people who crafted the pieces of our youth. Some of the stories are remarkable.

Looking at Japan with Famitsu and Famicom Tsushin and things like that…I would get these really thick, dense magazines as part of the regular weekly shipments from Japan. I'd get these in the warehouse and I'd crack them open and look at the cool new games that were coming out. I'd almost get down with a magnifying glass to look at screenshots and things like that. It was natural for us to think that the kids in the U.S. would be eager to have that as well.
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I grow tired of gaming's obsession with violence more than I worry about its societal impact, but I shake my head at how quickly the industry is willing to throw itself under the bus under scrutiny. Games are now explicitly protected under the First Amendment, remember? Games are powerful. Let's not pretend they aren't. Games are, yes, disproportionately concerned about killing people or aliens or some other thing. I do not expect that to go away, given its popularity, but let's not pretend it isn't a problem worth, at the very least, having a conversation about. Games about killing are not necessarily about killing (this NYT pieces tries to address that), but we need a better comeback.

But this discussion has become stale and repetitive, and the knee-jerk defensiveness of gamers and games writers has become dogma. Hashing out the same gamers-as-victim fantasy — which was constructed at a time when gaming really was a fragile subculture, not a $50 billion-plus industry — seems both absurd and insensitive in the shadow of real, and heartbreakingly pure, victimhood.

If You Click It, It Will Play

I Don’t Know About This Kickstarter Thing, But These Projects Seem Pretty Cool

  • Galcon was one of my early iPhone favorites, so I'd love a fully upgraded sequel.
  • Meriwether is an interactive version of Lewis and Clark's expeditions? Sign me the eff up.
  • The Ship remains one of the most fascinating multiplayer games. Surprised this isn't doing better.

Valve Just Launched Greenlight, So Here’s Some Games That Don’t Look Terrible

  • People keep recommending The Cat Lady as an adventure game I should play. Are they right?
  • You Have to Win the Game seems like the right kind of "hey, I'm gonna invoke retro" platformer.
  • I almost brought my PS3 home to play Knytt Underground. How is this not already on Steam?

Some Video Game Comics That Actually Put a Smile On Your Face

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My response to the "No, Let's Talk About Video Game Violence" is:

I hope it influences future violent games and shooters going for hero fantasies. A little self-awareness wouldn't hurt.

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Worth reading really lacks Mega64 videos

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cant wait for GOTY.

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Free games are always FTW. Great post.

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Word Quest!! Fantastic game.

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@Napalm said:

What, did you guys still not get it when Jason says, "use the force," and the Star Wars theme started playing? If that didn't seal it, I really don't even know what to tell you guys.

That was Ride of the Valkyries.

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"I name thee annihilator" is very stupid but very funny.

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@DizzyMedal said:

@Napalm said:

What, did you guys still not get it when Jason says, "use the force," and the Star Wars theme started playing? If that didn't seal it, I really don't even know what to tell you guys.

That was Ride of the Valkyries.

Really?

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@Video_Game_King said:

Wait, what's Soul Reaver doing here? The game was kinda average, from what I remember.

SHUT YOUR TERRIBLE MOUTH.

Cool it my long haired brethren for I, also, enjoyed that game.

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Soul Reaver was the shit! And it had a great atmosphere and voice acting and story. Convoluted at the end there but pretty awesome. Bring it back!

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@Napalm said:

@DizzyMedal said:

@Napalm said:

What, did you guys still not get it when Jason says, "use the force," and the Star Wars theme started playing? If that didn't seal it, I really don't even know what to tell you guys.

That was Ride of the Valkyries.

Really?

Yes.

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You call that worth reading? It was way too long.

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@Little_Socrates said:

But Far Cry 3....well, I'm in the minority in thinking damn near EVERYTHING falls apart once you meet Buck rather than just the story, but even when Far Cry 3 "fell apart," it was able to pull itself back together by giving me more towers and outposts to capture on the second island. It gets too easy too soon, and it's generally a huge disappointment after riding so high on those first eight hours. But I still ultimately like the game, and I think it's worth playing, especially without being spoiled about that press conference stuff I keep mentioning. It's just...well, I don't understand how it can be near ANYBODY's Game of the Year, seeing as how the mission design got so much weaker once Buck got introduced.

I'm just going to cut in here and mention specifically why Far Cry 3 was my GOTY.
 
Simply put, pound for pound it was the best gameplay experience I have had all year. I put 30 hours into the game and had it not been for literally completing every task in the game, I could've just kept going and going and going.
 
If there was an endless supply of radio towers to climb, outposts to liberate, relics to find, path of the hunters, assassination missions I would literally never put the game down because of the sheer variety in being able to attack any of these situations (I guess bar the radio towers as they're a linear design, but I just genuinely enjoyed how they were set out).
 
Personally, I think you're looking at the game from a very linear nature. The lax mission design in the latter parts of the game didn't really phase me all that much because of everything else that there was to do. Did it take away from my enjoyment of that? Why would it?!
 
I could pick out the flaws to Far Cry 3. The woeful under-use of Vaas (and yes, the fact that half of his appearances were already shown pre-release), the boss fights being glorified QTE's, the story having a muddled focus and conclusion, the side missions being fetch quests, Jason and his douchebag friends, the mission design falling away later in the game. But everything else that was in the game was just so damn fun that I could quite easily overlook that, because really that stuff didn't affect the overall enjoyment I had with the game. They were all but superfluous.
 
For me, how I see Far Cry 3 is that if I could keep playing the game and doing all those other things forever and ever I truly doubt the game would get boring. But doing the same thing in other games eventually drags. Far Cry 3, is the most fun I had with a game this year and that's why it's my GOTY. An average story and some average main missions weren't anywhere near enough to drag it down my list.
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Oh man the quote with the writer trying to justify the story of Far Cry 3 is hilarious, it sounds like the ramblings of a mad man.

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Double Fine's Amnesia fortnights are just so magic, I want all of the games.

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Half-Life Natepack is funnier.

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@Phatmac said:

I don't get why people like Super Hexagon so much. Anyway, Merrry Christmas Patrick!

I don't really understand either. While I do feel the game is overrated, GOTY lists from any gaming site are just opinions, whether they're good or bad opinions depends on each person whether they agree or not.