That's a really nice outfit. Makes him look awesome. Man Renaissance Italy is going to be so amazing!

Caption: What will the christian guards kill him for, being an assasin, or being a cross dresser.

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Assassin's Creed 2:  The Michael Jackson Story

Props to whoever made that character design. I understand toe bird motif, but I  still wish they would change the pointy hood to something cooler. I'm mad exited for this game though.

This is gunna make fist bumping a pain...

Okay, FallopianTube, chill out. I think you've crossed the line from excessive to annoying. It's just a t-shirt.

Let's see you make fun of my Ren Faire costume now, Steve.

Ezio says "Can I enter this competition? I mean, have you SEEN this shirt?"

"OK, so my clothes aren't symmetrical; what do you expect with these blades sticking out of my arms!?  I can barely get my boots on without poking them full of holes, much less get stuff on without shredding it--  See?  I just split my last lace cuff. That cost me a hundred florins--  Oh, you think this is funny? NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!"

Fine, last one. "Whats that? A gun? Well... Well.. well i have two hidden blades! Which are.. attached.. to me.. and have absolutely no range... Was that my name? I should go..."

I lied... "I'm NOT A BLOOD ELF! *hair flip*

Caption:  Special hugs for everybody!

Caption: Don't be fooled. Never hug anyone who has knives for fingers.

Caption: Buy One Get one free Blades only for 1 week here at Italymart!

"Edward Scissor hands; eat yoru heart out"

Assassin Jean 2: Now with variety!

I don't know but this costume could use more chest hair

I think the era means it's time to dust off the Latin.  Memento mori is a bit glib...
mortis alis aquilae
Death on an eagle's wings

These two are the best for the series itself, but not so good on a poster:
ab actu ad posse valet illatio
From the past one can infer the future

culpae poenae par esto
Let the punishment fit the crime

Also, this is the first time I've ever seen Screw Attack cited as a source.  Not bad.

It's only a sequel when you have TWO hidden blades.

TWO HIDDEN BLADES! TWO HIDDEN BLADES! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! TWO HIDDEN BLADES!

Caption: If Criss Angel was even more fruity.

Caption: Uhh...hey, Da Vinci. I know you're dying and everything but quick question...That Mona Lisa chick...is she single?

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" I found this shirt in a garage sale, and my cape? FABULOUS!!!!"

Where are his swimming trunks?

Caption: "Still, where'd the lighter fluid come from?"

Caption:  Da Vinci - History's greatest inventor, Machiavelli - Brilliant politician, Ezio - Discovered the "Shimmy"

Oh Hi Altair?

Can it be Altair? He still has all his fingers on both hands. Maybe the glove has a fake one. Who am I to say for sure? I like the design, and it looks like they're moving forward in the memories with the Animus. Probably going into England in the 16th century or something. Who knows? Maybe we'll be Jack the Ripper or something like that...

"As you can see, Michael Jackson's new look is, as ever, risky and colorful."

Sooo excited for this game. Even though I agreed with all the criticism of the first one, mainly the repition, I still wasn't bothered by it for some reason. Being able to use DaVinci's flying machine would be awesome, I got the impression you'd be able to do so from the teaser trailer. CAN't WAIT.

no caption... he's just doing the runway with derek zoolander and hansel... "it's a dance off"

Caption: You ain't bad!  You ain't nothin'!

You know whats better than 2 blades. That's right 3 blades.
Assains Creed 3: the hidden blade.  Get some!!

caption: Print out this picture hold it upside down in front of your webcam and you'll....... just look like a pretty big asshole cause nothing will happen.

"check out my riverdance"

"Welcome, welcome, everyone to my festival of hugs!"

Caption:  And now, modeling the latest in his long line of successful fashion lines, we give you... Ezio de Firenze!!

"Don't call me a pirate"

Caption: "I'm here to collect flags and be inconspicuous, and I'm all out of inconspicuous."

Caption: "What do you think?, I wanted the puffy shirt but my friend Jerry said I'd look like a pirate"

How does this thread have more posts than views?

 Caption: Oh yeah, Im totally making Zoolander jealous right now. Who else could wear two hidden blades AND walk sexy!? 

*crosses fingers* that jeff shirt is awesome!

Caption: Does this gay dress make me look gay?

Caption: "He..he..hey Don't punch the new uni"

"It's-a me!  Ezio!"

Caption: "Whatever Edward Scissorhands had in quantity, I make up for in QUALITY."

I Believe I can fly.....