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    Dragon Age II

    Game » consists of 16 releases. Released Mar 08, 2011

    This sequel to Dragon Age: Origins features faster combat, a new art style, and a brand new, fully voiced main character named Hawke.

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    #1  Edited By kelbear

    I've just started the game, I heard somewhere that the ridiculous breasts are explained as an exaggeration by the storyteller. Can someone elaborate on this? Will they then be reset to less obnoxious levels? 
     
    I mean, it's not like there haven't been gigantic racks in gaming before. But at these levels, it's usually as part of a joke, or wild fanservice. But here they're pretending like this isn't a joke, as if it was normal?  It's akin to talking about the weather with waves of gore washed over you and someone else's blood dripping down your underwear, and pretending like you don't notice. 

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    #2  Edited By Daveyo520

    Ya breasts are awesome.

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    #3  Edited By ShadowofIntent

    They do have to get those thirteen year old boys to want this game somehow, they just cant admit it.

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    #4  Edited By PhatSeeJay
    @Daveyo520 said:
    " Ya breast are awesome. "
    Couldn't have said it better myself.
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    #5  Edited By Enigma777

    Wait, are you honestly complaining that the boobs are too big? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

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    #6  Edited By penguindust
    @Enigma777:   Some people just can't be satisfied.  
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    #7  Edited By Aronman789
    @Enigma777 said:
    " Wait, are you honestly complaining that the boobs are too big? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! "
    Huge boobs are gross,I'm a small/medium sized boob man myself.
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    #8  Edited By AhmadMetallic
    @PhatSeeJay said:
    " @Daveyo520 said:
    " Ya breast are awesome. "
    Couldn't have said it better myself. "
    i really like breasts and im not sure why 
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    #9  Edited By Daveyo520
    @Ahmad_Metallic: Cuz they are awesome.
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    #10  Edited By Galrick
    @PhatSeeJay said:
    " @Daveyo520 said:
    " Ya breast are awesome. "
    Couldn't have said it better myself. "

    Same here. My wife has pornstar-size breasts and it's great. I don't mind seeing the equivalent in a game, especially if it's a game I'm going to spent hours playing. 
     
    I guess Varric has a taste for generous bosom. Seems fitting for a dwarf if you ask me!
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    #11  Edited By Seppli
    @kelbear said:

    " I've just started the game, I heard somewhere that the ridiculous breasts are explained as an exaggeration by the storyteller. Can someone elaborate on this? Will they then be reset to less obnoxious levels?  I mean, it's not like there haven't been gigantic racks in gaming before. But at these levels, it's usually as part of a joke, or wild fanservice. But here they're pretending like this isn't a joke, as if it was normal?  It's akin to talking about the weather with waves of gore washed over you and someone else's blood dripping down your underwear, and pretending like you don't notice.  "

    Aren't big bussom babes normal? Do I miss something about them not being a regular and natural occurrence? Next time, instead of fondling a buxom babe, I'll cry 'ABOMINATION!'. Perfect genes are blood magic indeed!
     
    Merril ain't a super vixen made of ginormous tits and bubble ass and that's completely fine with me. Women come in all shapes and sizes. Some are ridiculously supple and rich in texture, while others are sickeningly pretty and flawless - then come all them regular bitches hiding evil intentions and natural flaw behind painted on masks and bleached upperlip hair and make selfrespecting men like us hate super-buxom babes of superior physical build for being more super than them! WITCHES!
     
    Nay I say! Ugly bitches won't take away my fondness for women built for unbridled sexuality.
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    #12  Edited By jayjonesjunior

    i don't know where are you from, but they looked like regular sized boobs to me.

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    #13  Edited By Daveyo520
    @Galrick: ya I had an ex with 36 D's and they were fun.
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    #14  Edited By rawrnosaurous
    @Daveyo520 said:
    " Ya breast are awesome. "
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    #15  Edited By Bennyishere

    I guess it could be Varric making their breasts bigger, but I never really noticed the game pointing that out. I think Bethany has the best breasts, or maybe it's just the robe.

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    #16  Edited By Seppli
    @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    " @PhatSeeJay said:
    " @Daveyo520 said:
    " Ya breast are awesome. "
    Couldn't have said it better myself. "
    i really like breasts and im not sure why  "
    Cause they're the first tasty thing you ever had (guessing you were breast-fed too?).
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    #17  Edited By Hilbert
    @kelbear:
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    #18  Edited By donchipotle

    Varric exaggerates Bethany's breasts during the very first part of the game before Cassandra calls him on his bullshit. Then they shrink in size and the boobs remain as big as they were in Origins, except for Isabela but she is just a walking sexual fantasy anyway.

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    #19  Edited By AhmadMetallic
    @Seppli said:
    " @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    " @PhatSeeJay said:
    " @Daveyo520 said:
    " Ya breast are awesome. "
    Couldn't have said it better myself. "
    i really like breasts and im not sure why  "
    Cause they're the first tasty thing you ever had (guessing you were breast-fed too?). "
    no i dont want to fuck my mother !! 
     
    wait what ? 
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    #20  Edited By blackfire83

    I kinda thought that Isabela would end up knocking herself out with those things. They must punch her in the face every time she leaps into combat.
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    @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    " @Seppli said:
    " @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    " @PhatSeeJay said:
    " @Daveyo520 said:
    " Ya breast are awesome. "
    Couldn't have said it better myself. "
    i really like breasts and im not sure why  "
    Cause they're the first tasty thing you ever had (guessing you were breast-fed too?). "
    no i dont want to fuck my mother !!  wait what ?  "

    "Hell yeah, you do"

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    #22  Edited By RoxasXIII
    @Rawrnosaurous: somebody should endorse that quote.. It could be the next "he's a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything"
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    #23  Edited By warxsnake
    @PhatSeeJay said:
    " @Daveyo520 said:
    " Ya breast are awesome. "
    Couldn't have said it better myself. "
    You could have added an S.
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    #24  Edited By PhatSeeJay
    @warxsnake said:
    " @PhatSeeJay said:
    " @Daveyo520 said:
    " Ya breast are awesome. "
    Couldn't have said it better myself. "
    You could have added an S. "
    And I could have said Yes instead of Ya. So you're right. I could have said it a lot better. My mistake. :)
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    @Aronman789 said:

    " @Enigma777 said:

    " Wait, are you honestly complaining that the boobs are too big? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! "
    Huge boobs are gross,I'm a small/medium sized boob man myself. "
    That's strange. I'm a man, too, and I don't have any breasts. 
     
    Zing! 
     
    Seriously, though, every and all set of breasts is a gift unto man. Appreciate. 
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    #26  Edited By Daveyo520
    @PhatSeeJay said:
    " @warxsnake said:
    " @PhatSeeJay said:
    " @Daveyo520 said:
    " Ya breast are awesome. "
    Couldn't have said it better myself. "
    You could have added an S. "
    And I could have said Yes instead of Ya. So you're right. I could have said it a lot better. My mistake. :) "
    :(
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    #27  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming
    @TheSeductiveMoose: You do know that Freud used cocaine right?
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    @TheDudeOfGaming said:
    " @TheSeductiveMoose: You do know that Freud used cocaine right? "
    The man knew how to party.
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    #29  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming
    @TheSeductiveMoose: If by party you mean come up with fucked up psychoanalysis then yes,he did know how to party....i mean its Sigmund Freud...just put an a instead of an e and there you go.
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    #30  Edited By vilhelmnielsen
    @TheDudeOfGaming said:
    " @TheSeductiveMoose: If by party you mean come up with fucked up psychoanalysis then yes,he did know how to party....i mean its Sigmund Freud...just put an a instead of an e and there you go. "
    You're so cool, you're dissing Freud. The man only revolutionized psychoanalysis, and pushed a lot of boundaries that has shaped the society we live in today. I bet you have done way better things than him!
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    #31  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming
    @VilhelmNielsen: Hey dude,if you wanna get down with your mom thats your thing.
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    #32  Edited By AhmadMetallic
    @TheDudeOfGaming said:
    " @TheSeductiveMoose: If by party you mean come up with fucked up psychoanalysis then yes,he did know how to party....i mean its Sigmund Freud...just put an a instead of an e and there you go. "
    i herd his doter Anna Freud wuz preti hot tho !
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    #33  Edited By vilhelmnielsen
    @TheDudeOfGaming said:
    " @VilhelmNielsen: Hey dude,if you wanna get down with your mom thats your thing. "
    I do wanna get down with your mom. 
     
    Are we really gonna take it down to that level?
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    #34  Edited By CptBedlam
    @Enigma777 said:
    " Wait, are you honestly complaining that the boobs are too big? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! "
    It's a totally legit complain. I love breasts like anyone else but in some games it looks cheap and ridiculous. Put big boobs into Ninja Gaiden, I love it. But if you want me to get immersed into a cohesive fantasy world then ridiculous boobies on every female (even your own mother in this case) kinda get in the way. I think it's lazy design and treats gamers like all of them are horny kids ("Here you some big boobies kids so you like our game better ... we don't care if they fit into the game or not. Big boobies!!!")
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    #35  Edited By sweep  Moderator

    Way to derail a thread about boobs with your fucking nonsense psychoanalysis. 
     
    Amateurs.

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