I've just started the game, I heard somewhere that the ridiculous breasts are explained as an exaggeration by the storyteller. Can someone elaborate on this? Will they then be reset to less obnoxious levels?
I mean, it's not like there haven't been gigantic racks in gaming before. But at these levels, it's usually as part of a joke, or wild fanservice. But here they're pretending like this isn't a joke, as if it was normal? It's akin to talking about the weather with waves of gore washed over you and someone else's blood dripping down your underwear, and pretending like you don't notice.
Dragon Age II
Game » consists of 16 releases. Released Mar 08, 2011
This sequel to Dragon Age: Origins features faster combat, a new art style, and a brand new, fully voiced main character named Hawke.
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They do have to get those thirteen year old boys to want this game somehow, they just cant admit it.
" Wait, are you honestly complaining that the boobs are too big? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! "Huge boobs are gross,I'm a small/medium sized boob man myself.
" @Daveyo520 said:i really like breasts and im not sure why" Ya breast are awesome. "Couldn't have said it better myself. "
" @Daveyo520 said:" Ya breast are awesome. "Couldn't have said it better myself. "
Same here. My wife has pornstar-size breasts and it's great. I don't mind seeing the equivalent in a game, especially if it's a game I'm going to spent hours playing.
I guess Varric has a taste for generous bosom. Seems fitting for a dwarf if you ask me!
Aren't big bussom babes normal? Do I miss something about them not being a regular and natural occurrence? Next time, instead of fondling a buxom babe, I'll cry 'ABOMINATION!'. Perfect genes are blood magic indeed!" I've just started the game, I heard somewhere that the ridiculous breasts are explained as an exaggeration by the storyteller. Can someone elaborate on this? Will they then be reset to less obnoxious levels? I mean, it's not like there haven't been gigantic racks in gaming before. But at these levels, it's usually as part of a joke, or wild fanservice. But here they're pretending like this isn't a joke, as if it was normal? It's akin to talking about the weather with waves of gore washed over you and someone else's blood dripping down your underwear, and pretending like you don't notice. "
Merril ain't a super vixen made of ginormous tits and bubble ass and that's completely fine with me. Women come in all shapes and sizes. Some are ridiculously supple and rich in texture, while others are sickeningly pretty and flawless - then come all them regular bitches hiding evil intentions and natural flaw behind painted on masks and bleached upperlip hair and make selfrespecting men like us hate super-buxom babes of superior physical build for being more super than them! WITCHES!
Nay I say! Ugly bitches won't take away my fondness for women built for unbridled sexuality.
I guess it could be Varric making their breasts bigger, but I never really noticed the game pointing that out. I think Bethany has the best breasts, or maybe it's just the robe.
Varric exaggerates Bethany's breasts during the very first part of the game before Cassandra calls him on his bullshit. Then they shrink in size and the boobs remain as big as they were in Origins, except for Isabela but she is just a walking sexual fantasy anyway.
" @Ahmad_Metallic said:no i dont want to fuck my mother !!" @PhatSeeJay said:Cause they're the first tasty thing you ever had (guessing you were breast-fed too?). "" @Daveyo520 said:i really like breasts and im not sure why "" Ya breast are awesome. "Couldn't have said it better myself. "
wait what ?
I kinda thought that Isabela would end up knocking herself out with those things. They must punch her in the face every time she leaps into combat.
" @Seppli said:" @Ahmad_Metallic said:no i dont want to fuck my mother !! wait what ? "" @PhatSeeJay said:Cause they're the first tasty thing you ever had (guessing you were breast-fed too?). "" @Daveyo520 said:i really like breasts and im not sure why "" Ya breast are awesome. "Couldn't have said it better myself. "
"Hell yeah, you do"
" @PhatSeeJay said:And I could have said Yes instead of Ya. So you're right. I could have said it a lot better. My mistake. :)" @Daveyo520 said:You could have added an S. "" Ya breast are awesome. "Couldn't have said it better myself. "
That's strange. I'm a man, too, and I don't have any breasts." @Enigma777 said:
" Wait, are you honestly complaining that the boobs are too big? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! "Huge boobs are gross,I'm a small/medium sized boob man myself. "
Zing!
Seriously, though, every and all set of breasts is a gift unto man. Appreciate.
" @warxsnake said::(" @PhatSeeJay said:And I could have said Yes instead of Ya. So you're right. I could have said it a lot better. My mistake. :) "" @Daveyo520 said:You could have added an S. "" Ya breast are awesome. "Couldn't have said it better myself. "
" @TheSeductiveMoose: You do know that Freud used cocaine right? "The man knew how to party.
" @TheSeductiveMoose: If by party you mean come up with fucked up psychoanalysis then yes,he did know how to party....i mean its Sigmund Freud...just put an a instead of an e and there you go. "You're so cool, you're dissing Freud. The man only revolutionized psychoanalysis, and pushed a lot of boundaries that has shaped the society we live in today. I bet you have done way better things than him!
" @TheSeductiveMoose: If by party you mean come up with fucked up psychoanalysis then yes,he did know how to party....i mean its Sigmund Freud...just put an a instead of an e and there you go. "i herd his doter Anna Freud wuz preti hot tho !
" @VilhelmNielsen: Hey dude,if you wanna get down with your mom thats your thing. "I do wanna get down with your mom.
Are we really gonna take it down to that level?
" Wait, are you honestly complaining that the boobs are too big? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! "It's a totally legit complain. I love breasts like anyone else but in some games it looks cheap and ridiculous. Put big boobs into Ninja Gaiden, I love it. But if you want me to get immersed into a cohesive fantasy world then ridiculous boobies on every female (even your own mother in this case) kinda get in the way. I think it's lazy design and treats gamers like all of them are horny kids ("Here you some big boobies kids so you like our game better ... we don't care if they fit into the game or not. Big boobies!!!")
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