DNF is a rancid sack of shit, but it's crazy how shitty at and clueless about games Jeff is. How the FUCK can anyone die 8 times on the elevator part?
 
It says hold a button. SO YOU HOLD THE BUTTON. REPEAT.
 
Doing exactly what it says is hard? Holy shit. What a terrible gamer.

shut the fuck up

Yes, GiantBomb is bad at videogames for the most part, we've already established this. Who cares?

you created an account to post this?

I think the funniest part is signed up just to say this.

@LordXavierBritish: The funniest part is that you can review games for a living and die 8 times to a sequence that requires you to hold down one button.

Ugh... pointless posts that accomplish nothing. Another day on the internet.

@LordXavierBritish: The funniest part is that you can review games for a living and die 8 times to a sequence that requires you to hold down one button.

I think Jeff's ability to play Duke Nukem is by far the least prominent of the game's issue.

Jesus fucking Christ guys, come on, do you never learn?

1. Do not comment on obvious troll thread.
2. Hit the flag button to get the mods to unleash the fucking fury on obvious troll thread.
3. Leave obvious troll thread.
4. DO NOT COMMENT ON OBVIOUS TROLL THREAD.

Jesus fucking Christ guys, come on, do you never learn?

@Axxol said:

@iAmJohn said:

Jesus fucking Christ guys, come on, do you never learn?

ever

Never... Wait. I'm doing this all wrong.

I made it on my first try by thinking "Maybe it's okay to exhaust the meter on the screen and keep the manual brakes pulled as long as possible".

I would like to know what people who died at least once at that part were thinking. Maybe it's a PC gamer thing.

@LordXavierBritish:   Giantbomb reviews are full of grammatical mistakes.  There was nothing "objective" about this review at all. They had a bone to pick.

I would like to know what people who died at least once at that part were thinking. Maybe it's a PC gamer thing.

@ohboythathurts said:

@LordXavierBritish:   Giantbomb reviews are full of grammatical mistakes.  There was nothing "objective" about this review at all. They had a bone to pick.

Are you seriously trying to suggest that Jeff was "out" to get Duke Nukem. That he had some vendetta against Gearbox and 3D Realms?  That is fucking mad. I want you to realize that, I want to realize that is what you just said and how mad that is.  What about every other reviewer with a bad score? Did they all get together and decide ten years back that no matter what they were going to shit all over Duke?

We don't need trolling or attempts to intentionally instigate the userbase over a gameplay issue in Duke Nukem Forever, nor do we need a new thread about this.

If you have legitimate complaints about a perceived slight in Jeff review or tactics, do feel free to express them in a polite manner in the comments of the quick look or the review. Thanks.