This game is the bomb.... as in really good. good job, well done... very new, fresh, unique i guess... and funny. 2 great scenes in video game history for me. First time screaming ie naked lady exploades and giant bugs come out... yesh. 2nd. hey what are those three round objects growing out of the wall. they almost look like, have to get closer "slap"... lol classic.

ugh

I'm sure those scenes will go down in video game history. What for, I'm not sure.

ugh

If I sold you a box that contained no game disc, but rather a speaker that shouted "Penis!" at you, and closing then re-opening it would cause the shouting of "Vagina!", you'd probably love it, and think it was hilarious 
 
That doesn't mean its worth 60 dollars to everyone else

I think crime life gang wars is the greatest, what do you guys think? 
 
(an oldie for anyone who picks up on it)

/throws up

My dick is for pussies.

must be troll season.

I went in wanting to like this game, I really did. But encounter after encounter, dialogue after dialogue this game just makes me feel fucking depressed. And I wish it didn't, I don't even know what this game is.

I'm sure those scenes will go down in video game history. What for, I'm not sure.

its the great divide, guess some people just need, whats that concept again??? a sense of humor. not like there has EVER been a really good classy attempt at video game humor. we got what leisure suit larry to copare it too? its a great game and if you dont like it your opinion is trash... period.

Whilst I haven't played the game first-hand, imagining Duke looking at a wide-open vista and saying 'I can see my dick from here!' makes me chuckle.

we have too many of these "Duke Nukem is Good" threads

@lusence said:

its the great divide, guess some people just need, whats that concept again??? a sense of humor. not like there has EVER been a really good classy attempt at video game humor. we got what leisure suit larry to copare it too? its a great game and if you dont like it your opinion is trash... period.

Grim Fandango, Monkey Island, Sam & Max? (and practically any other adventure game series).

It's true that a lot of games don't attempt humour, but I don't consider saying "penis" and misquoting movie lines to be particularly funny either.

I find it funny that people somehow got it into their heads that Duke was ever a good character.

Like they said on the podcast: Duke didn't change. We did.

Poor attempt at trolling. I'll give it a 2/10.

UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGHGGHFDSGDSAgsgas

Obvious troll is obvious, 2/10.

i agree with this statement 

Poor trolling. I give it 1 dick out of 5.

can you say irony... such freaking morons on these forums, well alot in general. they just sit around talking trash about the game and come to your thread and call you a troll.... freaking morons...

Ugh, really?

You make an account for the sole purpose of trying to prove how "funny" this game is, and yet we're morons? I think you deserve a 3/10 for that.

I find it funny that people somehow got it into their heads that Duke was ever a good character.

Like they said on the podcast: Duke didn't change. We did.

"and if you dont like it your opinion is trash... period."

"...such freaking morons on these forums..."

This is where we dive headfirst into the world of perceived trolling. We don't need another thread touting DNF's qualities while attempting to incite the userbase. We already have a few "I like Duke Nukem Forever and disagree with the majority" threads that don't involve outright insulting anyone who disagrees.

By the same token, to everyone who's posting nonsense or troll accusations, don't just post nonsense in a thread if you don't like it. If you think a thread is worthless or violates our rules, flag it and move on. Posting a reply does absolutely nothing to help.