This is amazing.. thank you! And also.... GODDAMMIT DAN!

The food one, easily. Such a nice guy.

I want Dan to start pulling sandwiches and other food items from under the table to offer to Austin.

I just want a pile of knives in front of him at one point.

Edit: it'll never happen tho :(

Dan offering different snacks to Austin is really funny to me. I'm just hoping for some weirder stuff, like hey you want a carrot?

I know it's dumb as hell but I want Austin to ask Dan if he has any grapes.

It's pretty nonsense at this point. I hope Dan doesn't kill the goodwill that Austin Walker (perpetual nice person) has towards him.

@silver-streak: Austin doesn't have to play 3+ hour long Mario Party games. I'm sure He'll be fine (and that he cleared the joke ahead of time)

I haven't had a chance to watch really any of GB streams besides Bethesda last night but I saw Dan offer Austin some snacks from under the table during it and laughed pretty hard. Knowing that that's been a running bit makes me want to go through and watch the rest of the streams I missed.

Yeah Dan offering Austin snacks and getting rejected all the time is super funny for some reason. I think it's the sneaky way he tries to do it

Isn't Dan's whole life a bit at this point?

At some point, he HAS to take one, right?

Right?

I really like the sneaky snack offering and polite declining of said snack. It's a great bit. They've kept it infrequent enough, too. I'm really hoping that there's some monumental moment late in the show and Austin just turns to Dan and says, "Dan - give me The Twinkie."

@sdoots: I want Austin to almost accept Dan's offer but ultimately decline

as long as it isnt what i think it is in that pringles can...

Austin knows that every interaction he has with Dan is basically "you're only going to look like an ass if you do something to make this kid cry".

That said, I want Austin to take a twinkie, unwrap it, move it toward his open mouth, then hatefully throw it off screen.

Edit: Later Dan's indelicacy is going to lead to him doing this to Rami Ismail before nightfall and just, yeah...

I keep picturing Dan pulling a full turkey out from there and laughing to myself.

@toug said:

Perhaps he will destroy a wall of the set to reveal a wall chicken.

No comment on the fact Austin accepted only to pull forks out of the twinkie box to put out in front of Dan?

Did Dan just pour a mug of popcorn into Austin's lap?

Sadly I cannot append the poll options.

The gags are becoming self-aware...

I'm rather enjoying "Is this ska?"

Dan and Austin are the best couple of E3.

@renegadedoppelganger: That's fucking great.

Austin needs to move to San Fran, or Dan needs to move to New York. One of these things must happen.

@bisonhero: I need this in gif form.

They both suit their respective coasts perfectly, but it is great to see these dumb little interaction when they do all get together.

It's probably my favorite E3 bit the site's ever done? Lost it laughing when Austin finally accepted the box of Twinkies, only to pull silverware out of it and arrange it on the table in front of him. The fact that they've been managing straight faces the entire time is incredible.

I don't have the gif, but the cup had popcorn in it. Dan poured it into Austin's lap and then Austin started eating the popcorn with a fork that he got from the box of Twinkies earlier.

@bisonhero said:

Sadly I cannot append the poll options.

yes! that's the one, what happened there!!!! I was watching the Sony stream and was BAFFLED What happened there........ does Austin have like a town on his lap? Or another cup?...... is this one big elaborate Andy Kaufman joke?

I really hope someone makes a video montage of this.

@crithon: I believe it's popcorn. I lost it when I saw that.

The snack offerings, definitely. I was like "what.. didn't he just offer him twinkies??" and then yesterday, Austin accepted and pulled out cutlery from the twinkies box?? WHAT'S HAPPENING!??

I kind of thought Austin was going to stab Dan when he picked up the fork.

Also: Is that Ska?

But my favorite was indeed the snack thing.

I can't remember exactly what series I'm talking about but the knives remind me somewhat of an old Game Informer joke where Reiner gets mad at somebody for having a styrofoam cup on camera in an effort to "class it up". The next episode begins and there are like 50 foam cups on the table. Nobody ever mentions it or acknowledges it in any way. Hardest I laughed in a while. Unrelated but I also remember the Getting Up replay where every one of them calls it "getting it up" the whole time without breaking character. Those guys just crack me up dude. I see where Dan gets it sometimes.

in spirit of Quake.... if it's SKA, THIS MEANS WAR!!!!

Dan and Austin doing completely deadpan bits is the funniest thing I've seen on this site in a long time. I thought I missed something when Dan kept offering food or emptied a cup in Austin's lap but nope. Just hilarious.

I don't know who's decision it was to put Dan and Austin next to each other, but good on you.

Austin eating lap popcorn with a fork was just beautiful.

I can't take it... every stream Dan has more sugary snacks to offer to the great Austin. The man was already a national treasure but now he's a magician.

The coffee bit at the start of Nintendo was excellent

Dan materialized a coffee maker, and Austin made everyone delicious coffee complete with milk and sugar. Bless this bit.

This is so funny to me :')

This, this was perfect.

I love all of this.

I was really hoping Austin was just going to keep the coffee maker in front of face for like 20 minutes

Dan and Austin interactions are a thing that I never knew I wanted, very amusing