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    Final Fantasy XIII

    Game » consists of 17 releases. Released Mar 09, 2010

    This entry into the Final Fantasy universe is set in the worlds of Pulse and Cocoon. Players take control of multiple characters who are caught in a war between these worlds.

    2010's "I Don't Like Sand" Awful Dialogue Awards

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    #1  Edited By normalpants


    Now accepting submissions for the first annual "I Don't Like Sand" Awful Dialogue Awards.  Enter now for a chance at taking home the Coarse Sandy.   
     
    Nominations so far:  
     
    1) "Here Comes the Hero!"  
    ~Snow 
     
    2) "Moms are tough" 
    ~mom 
     
    3) "The whole world was against us. With us dead, everyone was sure that things would go back. Back to the way they were before."    

    ~Unknown 
     
    4) "If I don't know who I got to save, you just protect them all, right?" 
    ~Snow 
     
    ---- 
     Good luck and may the shittiest quote win!    
     
    edit: bad quotes aside, I think the game is a lot of fun

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    #2  Edited By ZenaxPure

    1) Pretty sure Snow doesn't take that shit seriously. Actually half the time they mention hero stuff it is really sarcastic. Funny stuff really. 
    2) Yeah I also thought that was really awful but then I realized my own mom has said shit like that before and while it didn't make me hate the line any less it actually felt in place. 

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    #3  Edited By MysteriousBob

    I get it. Star Wars reference. Yeah, the prequels had some awful dialogue. 
     
    I can't vote without any kind of context for the lines.

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    #4  Edited By KaosAngel
    @Zenaxzd: ...oh Snow believes it alright.  You honestly don't know Snow yet I take it...but you will.  Oh you will.
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    #5  Edited By Jeust

    The 4th one is just too bad!

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    #6  Edited By ZenaxPure
    @KaosAngel said:
    " @Zenaxzd: ...oh Snow believes it alright.  You honestly don't know Snow yet I take it...but you will.  Oh you will. "
    Well coming from you now I fully believe Snow doesn't actually take it seriously.
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    #7  Edited By KaosAngel
    @Zenaxzd: Just wait until you get to the Chapter when Snow takes Hope back to see his home, and when they face off againt a certain person who I can not name but is around a chapter that is a prime number.  :P
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    #8  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    Out of context it is really hard to judge how bad those lines of dialogue. Said sarcastically, ironically, jokingly or in a reply to s certain comment those first two could be great lines of dialogue. The second two do seem like they're just badly written, but again, in certain contexts they would probably be OK.

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    #9  Edited By ProfessorEss
    @MysteriousBob said:

    " I get it. Star Wars reference. Yeah, the prequels had some awful dialogue."

    Did you only see the prequels?
    I know we all love the original three, but you're kiddin yourself if you pretend they aren't almost as jam packed with stanky dialogue and bad acting as the new ones.
     
    Juss sain'
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    #10  Edited By Cornman89

    Snow is the shonen hero. It's par for the course, really. It bothers me, but then it was always going to bother me.

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    #11  Edited By jimbo_n

    Snow is just one big pile of painful dialogue and attitude. He's the sorta guy I would rather flee the country than get to know. And hes kinda obsessed with Serah. Thats not love, its frikkin obsession.
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    Snow represents everything I hate about male manga leads. I must protect everyone!...etc.etc bs bs me me me.

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    #13  Edited By BJorje

    The line about moms was bad enough the first time. The second was just.... Wow.

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    #14  Edited By Chokobo

    Almost everything Hope says has pissed me off.  He just complains and complains and complains the whole fucking time and then he's shocked when Lightning walks away when he's in the middle of his tirades.  What a fucking idiot of a character.

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    #15  Edited By MostlyHeadless

    You need give the whole line for number one. 
     
    The whole line is: 
      "Look out Baby! Here Comes the Hero!" 
     
    Which is even better (worse?)

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    #16  Edited By MostlyHeadless

    You need give the whole line for number one. 
     
    The whole line is: 
      "Look out Baby! Here Comes the Hero!" 
     
    Which is even better (worse?)

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    #17  Edited By donchipotle
    @KaosAngel said:
    " @Zenaxzd: ...oh Snow believes it alright. 
     
     
    Ha ha, not really.
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    #18  Edited By Addfwyn

    Nothing will ever be more awkward than "Aha!?  Is this our chance?" 
     
    I found the mom at the beginning kinda awful though, but the rest seems pretty solid to me.

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    #19  Edited By taccyp

    All of snow's hero bullshit is annoying.

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    My problem with Snow is that he isn't Hot Blooded enough.  I want him to go "RAAAAGHHH!" every time he's about to do anything.
     
    Basically, Snow would be better if he was just Bang Shishigami.

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