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Well, there go my plans for the 21st of July.

What..?

Alright, FINE. No, I didn't have any.

Look, I'm interested in your darn Blog alright, there's no need to make fun.

In all seriousness though, AWESOME

Please include such greatness as "Where is Roger Klotz" and the Wegner Wars.

Man, I had plans on July 21st. Now I'm going to have to cancel them, because it'll take me all day to read a monster sized Hamz blog :P.

As for suggestions for community stuff to go in the blog, I posted a mammoth list of epic forum threads in the community spotlight here.

I'm sure there will be drinks.

I expect Disgaeamad's section to be dedicated to me instead of him. I just won 891,934.00 pounds sterlings in the LOTTERYPROMO. Would that amount of fake money be a sufficient bribe?

Talk about me for like three or four paragraphs, just because I'm that awesome.

Also, if Disgaeamad gets a section, I expect the entire blog to be named "The awesome blog of greatness dedicated to to king MattyFTM"

If Disgaeamad gets a section, I expect it to be nothing but a picture of bears riding horses, nothing more.

Pffftt, whatever happend on the 21st.

Lame stuff.

If Disgaeamad gets a section, then I get two.

Crab claw. That is all.

So it's titles ye be wanting matey?

-Drops the Pirate Bit which he doesn't know the reason why he started using-

• Open Letter 2: Open Letterer
• Bomb Should Have A Letter
• Too Letter
• Open Letter: The Community Unleashed
• (Yes, these are all going to be bad send-ups of other things' titles)
• Giant Bomb Origins: Community
• Captain Hamz's Letter Writin'
• 2 Open 2 Letter
• The Open and The Letter: July Drift
• Hamz the Moderator: Open Letter - The Cradle of Write
• Hamzo: Open Letter Part II

• Bomb Should Have A Letter
• (Yes, these are all going to be bad send-ups of other things' titles)

It's always on!

Wait... I stole a joke? I don't remember doing that recently.
Unless you mean "matey". But that's barely a joke. :P

YES.

wait...i have that resistance 2 trophy

You never gave up the nicotine... did you?

Santa Hats was cool, I felt the spirit of Giantbomb in that thread. http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/we-need-more-santa-hats/220837/

Also, the rise and fall of the meta-community, the saga of the Bombing Run, Let's Play and the Golden Age of Blogs :-(

Another ultra omega blog from Hamz? Most excellent.

Also, I think some people forgot this lovely thread, the community living image. It was all fun and games until BiffMcBlumpkin totally destroyed it.

Is it the finished version of Ball's fan fiction?

Also, what blog is complete without in-depth praise of all of my accomplishments on the site? See my top wiki edits for ideas.

Oh yes I totally did. What'cha gonna do about it?

So title suggestions, links to memorable / important / hilarious / awesome / noteworthy forum topics? How about some links to amazing Wiki pages that are well written / interesting / obscure / relevant to my interests etc :P

Do remember like the last mega blog I'll credit everyone who provides me links etc at the very end of the blog. I always try to give credit where credit is due and who doesn't want to be namedropped in this upcoming blogging blockbuster of a...err...blog?

last time i said omgwtfbbq on here i got a shit storm of replies from dudes saying i was a something along the lines of "dork"

My birthday is July 21st. :>

Put something about Rapelay.

Animorphs Fanfic