Good at FPSes? Bad at sex.

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#51  Edited By crunchUK

Good at FPS, amazing at sex. Thank you, Thank you

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#52  Edited By Video_Game_King
@Pie said:
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@Video_Game_King said:
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@Pie said:
" Endogene made it........ "
So it refers to his girlfriend? "
Dermm, girlfriend? Me and Endogene are actually involved at the moment "
So which one of you is "delicious?"
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#53  Edited By Pie
@Video_Game_King said:
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@Pie said:
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@Video_Game_King said:
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@Pie said:
" Endogene made it........ "
So it refers to his girlfriend? "
Dermm, girlfriend? Me and Endogene are actually involved at the moment "
So which one of you is "delicious?" "
Thats his pet name for me.
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#54  Edited By Video_Game_King
@Pie said:
Thats his pet name for me. "
Hold on, something about your pronoun use....something just seems....off.....ellipsis....
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#55  Edited By shadowhghog32

Good thing I'm a semishitty video gamer :D

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#56  Edited By Pie
@Video_Game_King said:
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@Pie said:
Thats his pet name for me. "
Hold on, something about your pronoun use....something just seems....off.....ellipsis.... "
GOTTA GO!
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#57  Edited By Cyst


@crunchUK said:
" Good at FPS, amazing at sex. Thank you, Thank you "
ZING!! Good job turning this otherwise BORING thread around! AMIRITE!?







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#58  Edited By crunchUK
@Cyst said:
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@crunchUK said:
" Good at FPS, amazing at sex. Thank you, Thank you "
ZING!! Good job turning this otherwise BORING thread around! AMIRITE!?

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did my post just get deleted?!
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@Pie said:
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@Video_Game_King said:
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@Pie said:
Thats his pet name for me. "
Hold on, something about your pronoun use....something just seems....off.....ellipsis.... "
GOTTA GO! "
Well, I only like fruit pies anyway. This one? I'm not so sure, delicious? narp
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#60  Edited By RsistncE

Man, it takes me AGES to blow my loa.....errrr blow my...uh...time...playing that many video games. Yeah, that's it.

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#61  Edited By shadowhghog32

I was going to conduct a test. I was going to fuck a chick while playing Call of Duty CoOp with either her or anyone on Live. Good idea?

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#62  Edited By shakenbake
@shadowhghog32 said:
" I was going to conduct a test. I was going to fuck a chick while playing Call of Duty CoOp with either her or anyone on Live. Good idea? "
no that couldn't possibly end badly
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#63  Edited By Red12b

Hahahaha Best Thread Ever.

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#64  Edited By shadowhghog32
@RsistncE said:
" Man, it takes me AGES to blow my loa.....errrr blow my...uh...time...playing that many video games. Yeah, that's it. "
Good one!
@Red12b said:
" Hahahaha Best Thread Ever. "
No doubt

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#65  Edited By Osaladin

One shot, center mass.

Also, have I ever told you that I absolutely suck at CoD4? Well, did I?!!

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#66  Edited By Rezarektah
@raikoh05 said:
"good thing I fucking hate halo"

I wasn't aware Halo was the only FPS I don't get it. For such a "shitty, generic" game it gets brought up in EVERY thread.

Q - How old are your parents?
A  -Gaylo sucks!
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#67  Edited By DarthMontana
@Rezarektah said:
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@raikoh05 said:
"good thing I fucking hate halo"
I wasn't aware Halo was the only FPS I don't get it. For such a "shitty, generic" game it gets brought up in EVERY thread.Q - How old are your parents?A  -Gaylo sucks! "
what the fuck
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#68  Edited By natetodamax

I lol'd

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#69  Edited By TwoOneFive

i have the opposite problem, i have sex for like an hour with ease, and sometimes i last so long i get bored and dont even bother to finish. every now and then when its all about ME, i'll go for less than 5 minutes. 

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#70  Edited By captain_clayman

good thing i suck at COD.

i still need to work out more though.

it'd be cool if someone invented a pill that makes you suck at video games and good in the sake temporarily, but then all is back to normal after an hour or so.
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#71  Edited By papercut

what if you suck at both?

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#72  Edited By shadowhghog32

or rock at both ;)

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#73  Edited By Player1

This really isn't a big deal, most people that play a lot of games don't get laid anyways.


(joke.)
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#74  Edited By sizu

Maybe the guys struggling should up the ante a wee bit and get a BJ while fragging online;) 

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#75  Edited By RUjellis22

Sex is like a videogame.  Shoot first, appologize later.

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#76  Edited By Zereta

Wait, so you mean my obsession with Halo is the thing that's causing my lack of secretion!?!?



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#77  Edited By natetodamax

Good thing I'm not Dutch.

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#78  Edited By Wolverine

So I'm guessing guys with erectile dysfunction are really bad at FPSes?

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#79  Edited By freakin

2 pump chump to match the pump action shotgun.

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#80  Edited By CL60

I'm amazing at both.

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#81  Edited By penguindust

Wait a minute, wait a minute...which is my rifle, which is my gun?!

Ah, who cares I suck at FPSs.  You hear that ladies?  I am very bad at first person shooters. *giggity-giggity-giggity*

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#82  Edited By Pkshields

I have a horrible FPS ratio. Now i feel good about myself

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#83  Edited By iam3green

funny stuff, i think they should do more studying on this. i don't believe this is true.

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#84  Edited By NoXious

Nooooo! I'm Dutch :(

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#85  Edited By TheKidNixon

Does this mean that people who are good at RPGs (slow, somewhat tedious but methodical) are good lovers?

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#86  Edited By Sambambo

Im good at tennis and fps games...

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#87  Edited By SmugDarkLoser

I'm gay though, does the same apply?

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#88  Edited By The_A_Drain

Interesting correlation... I guess...