Is Everyone named Keith really a Dick?

I was just watching the new BR-ER and Ryan made the comment that he hated the name Keith because everyone he has met with that name was a dick. 
 
Then I realized that I knew 2 Keiths, both of them are complete assholes. 
 
Hmm so is Ryan on to something?  Do you know an Evil Keith?

i know a keith and he is indeed a dick

Yes I do.  He stole parts from my friends car and sold them, and didn't pay my friend back >>

There was a Keith at the place I used to work, complete dick. 

Keith David isn't a dick. I think.

I knew a few Kieths in high school. They were scumbag dicks... even worse. And I know one black kid named Keith. He's cool.
In summation: White kids can't be named Keith and get anywhere in life. Black kids can. See: Keith David.

. Erm, don't know any Keiths i'm afraid.

What about friggin' Toby Keith? Greatest goddamn American of all time!

Weird I can't remember knowing anyone named Keith that well so I don't know but I'll keep an eye on any Keith's I meet from now on.

Come on. Keith David and Keith Richards HAVE to be cool.

" What about friggin' Toby Keith? Greatest goddamn American of all time! "

"I knew a few Kieths in high school. They were scumbag dicks... even worse. And I know one black kid named Keith. He's cool. In summation: White kids can't be named Keith and get anywhere in life. Black kids can. See: Keith David. "

" @VinceNotVance said:

" What about friggin' Toby Keith? Greatest goddamn American of all time! "

he is a country singer. total dick "

Toby Keith seems like a dick. Does that count?

Keith Richards is a dick. 
 
Keith David is black and therefore exempt from the "Being a dick" clause. However there is a possibility that he is The Thing. Which I guess would make him a bit of a dick.

" @Ryax said:

" @VinceNotVance said:

" What about friggin' Toby Keith? Greatest goddamn American of all time! "

he is a country singer. total dick "

I don't think we can count last names, is his name Toby or Keith? "

KIETH DAVID will always be an exception to every theory ever. Evolution? Kieth David. Cats have 7 lives? Keith David. It just works

The original camera guy for Diggnation was named keith and he rocked.

I don't think I know anyone called Keith.

I think I've only actually ever met one person named Keith... he was alright.

" @VinceNotVance said:

" What about friggin' Toby Keith? Greatest goddamn American of all time! "

he is a country singer. total dick "

yeah all Keiths are dicks and all Doms are God

What about Keith Moon?He blew up toilets!

" yeah all Keiths are dicks and all Doms are God "

After reading this thread the name Keith no longer makes sense. It hurts my face.

My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year -- it wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money, and he might've just been a homeless guy, 'cause he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face

I knew a guy named Keith from high school. And you guessed it, total dick.

No, I don't think everyone named Keith is really a Richard...

I know a Keith, and he's one of the nicest dudes I know.

" I know a Keith, and he's one of the nicest dudes I know. "

My old managers name was Keith, he was a huge asshole.

They are all dicks.Nuff said.

Is this anyone with the name of Keith in their name or Keith as their second name or first name? I knew a Keith (first name) and he wasn't a dick. He was a douche though.

Keith is a dick.  This is confirmed.

duuude, Keith Apicary is not a dick
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lym8eHdQ1yM

My guitar teacher is named Keith. He's not a dick at all. Really nice guy.

What about Ellis' friend Keith?

Keith David is probably a dick. But he's a cool guy regardless.

If you're an evil henchman, Keith is a pretty crappy name. 
  

My Uncle is called Keith.  He is a moron.

Most everybody is a dick, no matter what their name is. 
 
 
You could say ANY name, and that person would indeed be a dick.

Don Cornelius, I heard, was a dick.

I've met one Keith, and he was an asshole.

I know two Keiths, they do both have dickish qualities, but I wouldn't classify them as dicks outright.

Keith Moon... well OK he may have been a dick but he was an awesome dick.

I've only known one Keith for long enough to ascertain his dickishness. Consequently, yes, he was a dick.

This thread makes me hate my self, considering my name is Keith.

As far as TV personalities go, this is absolutely true.