I only know one guy named Keith and he's awesome. We stayed up all night long playing Super Punch Out!! last week. He also purchased large quantities of alcohol for me. I believe that is a mark of quality.
" My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year -- it wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money, and he might've just been a homeless guy, 'cause he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face "
" Keith David is probably a dick. But he's a cool guy regardless. "
No my friend he most certainly is not I can speak from experience he is one of the coolest dudes ever :D which totally agrees with the Black Keith Theory.
My mom's college friend and his family spent the weekend at our house a few years back, and his son, Keith, ate an entire, brand-new box of Cap'n Crunch before I woke up and could eat any. Motherfucker.
My best friend for the past 13 years is a Keith. He is the nicest, kindest person you would ever want to meet. I don't think I've really met any other Keiths!
My middle name is Keith. I am a dick. So are most other Keiths. We all get together at a convention every year to share our stories about being a dick to every person we meet.
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