UPF Giveaway for Premium members - 2/1/2019

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#1 rorie  Staff

Comment here for a chance to win if you're a Premium member! Don't need to say anything elaborate, but tell me a joke if you feel like it! I'll pick a winner in a couple weeks and send out a bunch of stuff all at once! Today we have this weird plastic hockey mask, a physical set of Gwent (opened but should be intact), and a Cards Against Humanity Reject Pack!

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I saw a snowman at the grocery store the other day browsing the vegetables.

He was picking his nose.

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Ben stop stealing chat stuff

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I want that Jason mask so I can scare my cats

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Mondo Cool

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ben stole all.

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football sucks!

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Hey it's me, Robbie!

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@rorie: OHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDD....NOW THEY ARE GOING TO EAT MY PRIZE GIVAWAAAAAYAYYAYAAS!

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Insert a witty Jerry Lawler Puppy Joke here!

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What use to smoke weed bro

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Comment.

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ok

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Commenting. Not being crazy. Am premium.

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Heyo! GooGooGaGa

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why wear that mask to play hockey?

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Suppp

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mrbubbles

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I'm commenting for those gwent cards

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I have no jokes, but those things look neat?

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Cool S!

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Thanks Rorie!

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COMMENT

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I would very much enjoy gaining possession of that Card against Humanity pack, thank you very much. Have a great weekend. I love you.

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I want the cards. The Witcher ones.

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How did the polar bear break the ice?

He sat down.

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Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them.

One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors.

The first man says to the last man: “I’m bringing the water because if I get thirsty, I can take a drink. And it makes sense to bring a sandwich in case we get hungry, but why bring a car door?”

The last man replies, “If I get hot, I can just roll down the window.”

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I wanna play some Real Gwent

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Let’s a-go!

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Two pretzels were walking down the street

One was a salted.

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Let's go Pats! 34-17 Patriots, TB12 MVP.

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why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water

because he was a little horse

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#35  Edited By Monkeyman04

Just posting here so I don't get fined. - Marshawn Lynch

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I'm just making a comment to enter the contest.

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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

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Here's the biggest joke of all: Brexit.

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How about a pup?

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Thanks ben

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I'm here for the gwent.

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Don't pick me!

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I tried to sign into a site labeled Danger Zone...

But I had too many Loggins.

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Rams 31 pats 28

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Hi

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#46  Edited By camwil

Blank mask

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Better Super Bowl Prediction - Major wardrobe malfunction leads to major revelation: Tom Brady and Gisele were actually the same person the whole time

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I gave away all my dead batteries, free of charge of course. Thanks Rorie!

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Someday I’ll have to look up the origin of “tossing my hat in.”

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Have a doggy!

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