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#1 Posted by Rorie (5781 posts) -

Comment here for a chance to win if you're a Premium member! Don't need to say anything elaborate, but tell me a joke if you feel like it! I'll pick a winner in a couple weeks and send out a bunch of stuff all at once! Today we have this weird plastic hockey mask, a physical set of Gwent (opened but should be intact), and a Cards Against Humanity Reject Pack!

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#2 Posted by sparky_buzzsaw (8891 posts) -

I saw a snowman at the grocery store the other day browsing the vegetables.

He was picking his nose.

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#4 Posted by bathala (1534 posts) -

Ben stop stealing chat stuff

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#5 Posted by Triphos (110 posts) -

I want that Jason mask so I can scare my cats

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#6 Posted by timesolo (15 posts) -

Mondo Cool

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#7 Posted by rgdraconic (77 posts) -

ben stole all.

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#8 Posted by Teddified (44 posts) -

football sucks!

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#9 Posted by Robubie (22 posts) -

Hey it's me, Robbie!

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#10 Posted by Dysmalnitch (5 posts) -


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#11 Posted by dazzhardy (1469 posts) -

Insert a witty Jerry Lawler Puppy Joke here!

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#12 Posted by PsalmsAlive (18 posts) -

What use to smoke weed bro

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#13 Posted by venom (62 posts) -


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#15 Posted by takitusmaximus (3 posts) -

This is my favorite comment on Giant Bomb!

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#16 Posted by ricobanderas (191 posts) -

Commenting. Not being crazy. Am premium.

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#17 Posted by YapaPanda (230 posts) -

Heyo! GooGooGaGa

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#18 Posted by bugbarbecue (213 posts) -

why wear that mask to play hockey?

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#19 Posted by jjking700 (12 posts) -


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#20 Posted by mrbubbles (1448 posts) -

I'm commenting for those gwent cards

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#21 Posted by Silver-Streak (1989 posts) -

I have no jokes, but those things look neat?

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#22 Posted by lostinthewired (75 posts) -

Cool S!

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#23 Posted by party_hats (39 posts) -

Thanks Rorie!

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#25 Posted by paulofmandown (7 posts) -


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#26 Posted by shotodrag (56 posts) -

I would very much enjoy gaining possession of that Card against Humanity pack, thank you very much. Have a great weekend. I love you.

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#27 Posted by sorlac (10 posts) -

I want the cards. The Witcher ones.

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#28 Posted by Fezrock (731 posts) -

How did the polar bear break the ice?

He sat down.

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#29 Posted by atlashugged (7 posts) -

Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them.

One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors.

The first man says to the last man: “I’m bringing the water because if I get thirsty, I can take a drink. And it makes sense to bring a sandwich in case we get hungry, but why bring a car door?”

The last man replies, “If I get hot, I can just roll down the window.”

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#30 Posted by Rohay (134 posts) -

I wanna play some Real Gwent

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#31 Posted by roars5000 (99 posts) -

Let’s a-go!

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#32 Posted by SirOrakle (1 posts) -

Two pretzels were walking down the street

One was a salted.

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#33 Posted by PrioritySeven (341 posts) -

Let's go Pats! 34-17 Patriots, TB12 MVP.

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#34 Posted by super_generico (15 posts) -

why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water

because he was a little horse


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#35 Edited by Monkeyman04 (2794 posts) -

Just posting here so I don't get fined. - Marshawn Lynch

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#36 Posted by djspyguy (1 posts) -

I'm just making a comment to enter the contest.

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#37 Posted by Skrillbak (6 posts) -

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

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#38 Posted by Broshmosh (22 posts) -

Here's the biggest joke of all: Brexit.

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#39 Posted by Propagandapanda (56 posts) -
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How about a pup?

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#40 Posted by Xenolalia (4 posts) -

Thanks ben

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#41 Posted by johnny_cache (3 posts) -

I'm here for the gwent.

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#42 Posted by Jackal45 (1 posts) -

Don't pick me!

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#43 Posted by zolloz89 (287 posts) -

I tried to sign into a site labeled Danger Zone...

But I had too many Loggins.

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#44 Posted by RaynorShine (62 posts) -

Rams 31 pats 28

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#45 Posted by VoidBarrel (16 posts) -


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#46 Edited by camwil (102 posts) -

Blank mask

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#47 Posted by jchandlerw (5 posts) -

Better Super Bowl Prediction - Major wardrobe malfunction leads to major revelation: Tom Brady and Gisele were actually the same person the whole time

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#48 Posted by DaMoo (80 posts) -

I gave away all my dead batteries, free of charge of course. Thanks Rorie!

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#49 Posted by rafar (35 posts) -

Someday I’ll have to look up the origin of “tossing my hat in.”

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#50 Edited by hassun (9961 posts) -

Have a doggy!

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