UPF Giveaway for Premium members - 2/1/2019 - General Discussion

#1 Posted by Rorie (5781 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Comment here for a chance to win if you're a Premium member! Don't need to say anything elaborate, but tell me a joke if you feel like it! I'll pick a winner in a couple weeks and send out a bunch of stuff all at once! Today we have this weird plastic hockey mask, a physical set of Gwent (opened but should be intact), and a Cards Against Humanity Reject Pack!

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#2 Posted by sparky_buzzsaw (8891 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

I saw a snowman at the grocery store the other day browsing the vegetables.

He was picking his nose.

#4 Posted by bathala (1534 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Ben stop stealing chat stuff

#5 Posted by Triphos (110 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

I want that Jason mask so I can scare my cats

#6 Posted by timesolo (15 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Mondo Cool

#7 Posted by rgdraconic (77 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

ben stole all.

#8 Posted by Teddified (44 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

football sucks!

#9 Posted by Robubie (22 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Hey it's me, Robbie!

#10 Posted by Dysmalnitch (5 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

@rorie: OHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDD....NOW THEY ARE GOING TO EAT MY PRIZE GIVAWAAAAAYAYYAYAAS!

#11 Posted by dazzhardy (1469 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Insert a witty Jerry Lawler Puppy Joke here!

#12 Posted by PsalmsAlive (18 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

What use to smoke weed bro

#13 Posted by venom (62 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Comment.

#14 Posted by longevitous (268 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

ok

#15 Posted by takitusmaximus (3 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

This is my favorite comment on Giant Bomb!

#16 Posted by ricobanderas (191 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Commenting. Not being crazy. Am premium.

#17 Posted by YapaPanda (230 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Heyo! GooGooGaGa

#18 Posted by bugbarbecue (213 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

why wear that mask to play hockey?

#19 Posted by jjking700 (12 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Suppp

#20 Posted by mrbubbles (1448 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

I'm commenting for those gwent cards

#21 Posted by Silver-Streak (1989 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

I have no jokes, but those things look neat?

#22 Posted by lostinthewired (75 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Cool S!

#23 Posted by party_hats (39 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Thanks Rorie!

#24 Posted by cmoon4140 (1 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

@rorie:

Hello pup-pup

#25 Posted by paulofmandown (7 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

COMMENT

#26 Posted by shotodrag (56 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

I would very much enjoy gaining possession of that Card against Humanity pack, thank you very much. Have a great weekend. I love you.

#27 Posted by sorlac (10 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

I want the cards. The Witcher ones.

#28 Posted by Fezrock (731 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

How did the polar bear break the ice?

He sat down.

#29 Posted by atlashugged (7 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them.

One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors.

The first man says to the last man: “I’m bringing the water because if I get thirsty, I can take a drink. And it makes sense to bring a sandwich in case we get hungry, but why bring a car door?”

The last man replies, “If I get hot, I can just roll down the window.”

#30 Posted by Rohay (134 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

I wanna play some Real Gwent

#31 Posted by roars5000 (99 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Let’s a-go!

#32 Posted by SirOrakle (1 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Two pretzels were walking down the street

One was a salted.

#33 Posted by PrioritySeven (341 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Let's go Pats! 34-17 Patriots, TB12 MVP.

#34 Posted by super_generico (15 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water

because he was a little horse

ddddddddd

#35 Edited by Monkeyman04 (2794 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Just posting here so I don't get fined. - Marshawn Lynch

#36 Posted by djspyguy (1 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

I'm just making a comment to enter the contest.

#37 Posted by Skrillbak (6 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

#38 Posted by Broshmosh (22 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Here's the biggest joke of all: Brexit.

#39 Posted by Propagandapanda (56 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

How about a pup?

#40 Posted by Xenolalia (4 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Thanks ben

#41 Posted by johnny_cache (3 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

I'm here for the gwent.

#42 Posted by Jackal45 (1 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Don't pick me!

#43 Posted by zolloz89 (287 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

I tried to sign into a site labeled Danger Zone...

But I had too many Loggins.

#44 Posted by RaynorShine (62 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Rams 31 pats 28

Online

#45 Posted by VoidBarrel (16 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Hi

#46 Edited by camwil (102 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Blank mask

#47 Posted by jchandlerw (5 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Better Super Bowl Prediction - Major wardrobe malfunction leads to major revelation: Tom Brady and Gisele were actually the same person the whole time

#48 Posted by DaMoo (80 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

I gave away all my dead batteries, free of charge of course. Thanks Rorie!

#49 Posted by rafar (35 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Someday I’ll have to look up the origin of “tossing my hat in.”

#50 Edited by hassun (9961 posts) - 4 months, 18 days ago

Have a doggy!

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