UPF Giveaway for Premium members - 2/1/2019

Comment here for a chance to win if you're a Premium member! Don't need to say anything elaborate, but tell me a joke if you feel like it! I'll pick a winner in a couple weeks and send out a bunch of stuff all at once! Today we have this weird plastic hockey mask, a physical set of Gwent (opened but should be intact), and a Cards Against Humanity Reject Pack!

I saw a snowman at the grocery store the other day browsing the vegetables.

He was picking his nose.

Ben stop stealing chat stuff

I want that Jason mask so I can scare my cats

Mondo Cool

ben stole all.

football sucks!

Hey it's me, Robbie!

@rorie: OHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDD....NOW THEY ARE GOING TO EAT MY PRIZE GIVAWAAAAAYAYYAYAAS!

Insert a witty Jerry Lawler Puppy Joke here!

What use to smoke weed bro

Comment.

ok

Commenting. Not being crazy. Am premium.

Heyo! GooGooGaGa

why wear that mask to play hockey?

Suppp

I'm commenting for those gwent cards

I have no jokes, but those things look neat?

Cool S!

Thanks Rorie!

@rorie:

Hello pup-pup

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I would very much enjoy gaining possession of that Card against Humanity pack, thank you very much. Have a great weekend. I love you.

I want the cards. The Witcher ones.

How did the polar bear break the ice?

He sat down.

Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them.

One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors.

The first man says to the last man: “I’m bringing the water because if I get thirsty, I can take a drink. And it makes sense to bring a sandwich in case we get hungry, but why bring a car door?”

The last man replies, “If I get hot, I can just roll down the window.”

I wanna play some Real Gwent

Let’s a-go!

Two pretzels were walking down the street

One was a salted.

Let's go Pats! 34-17 Patriots, TB12 MVP.

why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water

because he was a little horse

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Just posting here so I don't get fined. - Marshawn Lynch

I'm just making a comment to enter the contest.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

Here's the biggest joke of all: Brexit.

How about a pup?

Thanks ben

I'm here for the gwent.

Don't pick me!

I tried to sign into a site labeled Danger Zone...

But I had too many Loggins.

Rams 31 pats 28

Hi

Blank mask

Better Super Bowl Prediction - Major wardrobe malfunction leads to major revelation: Tom Brady and Gisele were actually the same person the whole time

I gave away all my dead batteries, free of charge of course. Thanks Rorie!

Someday I’ll have to look up the origin of “tossing my hat in.”

Have a doggy!