Will Mr. Caffine Return This Year?

No, he won't, but damn, do I wish he would.

The bombcast said it great last week. If they have him on again but this time we know he is a moron (even when he isn't aware of what he is saying).

He was so epic. Did you see the way he poned the hearts and minds of that audience? Knock, knock! It's Mr. Caffeine! Who's there? THE SOULS OF A THOUSAND CHILDREN WHO WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN.

There's no way in hell, but I so wish he would.

Like the Bombcast said, I hope he's back and is completely oblivious to himself.

I want him to come back but high as fuck and in plaid x

Be-be-be-boop

Bad poll options are bad, so I didn't vote and instead say 'no'.

@Breadfan said:

Be-be-be-boop

Beeooowww Beeeooooh Beeeeeoewwww!

Hell no. We already got doodily do ding dong doodily do, so next up is Nathan Explosion.

Probably not but it`s not like it matters either way.  The only ones who care about who delivers the announcements are the media people in the audience and folks that are involved enough with games to be watching a stream.  Both of whom just want to glean as much news from the presentation as possible, no matter how silly the person saying the words. 

I pray for it every night.

Who's Mr. Caffine and why should I care?

He sent me on a journey through time and space.

This sounds like an E3 Mystery. Someone call Adam Sessler!

Had never seen him before. Googled him and found his Twitter page. His bio says he'll be at E3. Glad I searched before I answered.

@AhmadMetallic said:

I pray for it every night.

Way better then world peace.

Who's Mr. Caffine and why should I care?

I hope so.

Oh God...i remember.

@Dalai: Oh dear...

I hope so, it was ridiculously terrible on such a level that it turned around and became great. I kind of doubt it though.

If they didn't, that would be an absolute epic fail right there yikes!

@AhmadMetallic said:

I pray for it every night.

Way better then world peace.

@Unknown_Pleasures said:

Who's Mr. Caffine and why should I care?

He hosted Ubisoft's E3 Conference last year. And chances are he won't be hosting this year.
  

Just give him an 8-ball of blow and a case of Red Bull and he'll be ready to go. Foaming at the mouth, but ready to go.

Don't worry, even if they don't bring him back I'm sure they will find someone equally as terrible as Mr. Caffeine.

This is Ubisoft we're talking about here.

Oh lord please let it be so.

If not Mr.Caffine then someone even worse.

I could watch this all day... or for 10 minutes:

Mr Caffeine and Joe Piscopo would make a great team.

@AlexanderSheen: Wow......just Wow......

Oh and to answer the question, I sincerely hope not.....

@AlexanderSheen: That's a perfect sample for a dubstep remix...hmm I have an idea.

Caffeine* Definitely*

@Tearhead said:

This sounds like an E3 Mystery. Someone call Adam Sessler!

This guy knows whats up

People gave him shit - I truly appreciate what he did. Yes, he was "goofy" and obviously video games are serious business, but he executed his role nicely. He enjoyed himself, and people hated him for it.

Who knows! Maybe we'll get another incredibly bored sounding Joel McHale performance! I actually can't decide if I love or hate Ubisoft press conferences.

DOODLY DOODLY DOOP

If I was there I would have walked out of that press conference last year. Because I can't go to E3, I hope he's there so everyone can suffer through it again.

he better be the only host there. if you're at e3 and you're not asking me how everything would have looked thirty years ago then you can basically go fuck yourself.

I wonder what this thread would've looked like 20 years ago!

I'm just going to comically drop this here:

This poll does not reflect my true wish.

Mr. Caffine hosts the Konami booth:

I hope so. I love watching train wrecks.

@Napalm said:

I'm just going to comically drop this here:

STOP TRYING TO PUT A HUMAN FACE ON THIS MONSTER!!!

I sure hope so, he was sweet.

@Video_Game_King said:

Hell no. We already got doodily do ding dong doodily do, so next up is Nathan Explosion.

I want him to come back mainly because I love watching E3 for all the cringe inducing and hilarious antics. Seriously you couldnt write half of the crap that goes on.

I want him back too! I want to hear him talk about Tom Calancy again at the press conference!

Mr. Caffeine is a true hero to all other companies worrying about whether their press conference will be the most embarrassing of the show. Ubisoft should book him for every E3 til the end of time.