Wrestling Terms V Hockey Terms! The ultimate showdown!

regarding the 04/15/23 UPF the totally should do a draft style vid pitting Hockey Terms Vs Wrestling terms

for chute?

Dan unironically saying shoot every 5 minutes is awful

@sombre: How else would you know Dan is a wrestling fan if he didn't constantly bring it up?

I guess he could sneak it in by calling his cat Macho or his first-born Jericho.

@sombre: I kind of expect it from him. It's worse that other people have started doing it as well.

Remember when Dan said this?

Dan likes to chirp, but everyone knows he's really just a hoser.

Gooning it up over here

Did you know he used to work for WWE?

@sombre: Did you know his wife still works for WWE? Did you know he doesn't think Mario 3D World is a "mainline" Mario game?

@retris: I hear he's a giant of a man! Stands 7 feet 4 inches tall! With a SHOCK of red hair!

Hahaha Drew throw a snake at him. HAHAHA FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

Maybe I’m kneejerk hostile to anything the league officially pushes, but the term “celly” has always felt incredibly phony in the NHL.

Oddly, hockey fandom is where I got the majority of my knowledge about wrestling terminology, because the online Penguins fandom in the late Aughts / early Tens used a ton of it all the time. The fucking Ric Flair “woo”ers across the league’s arenas can go straight to hell.