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#1  Edited By watertemplar


I'm in my final semester of college, and if I screw it up, I'm on the streets.

 

I need advice for when this happens, cuz my grades are down the shitter.

 

Atleast the weather is warming up

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#2  Edited By KarlPilkington

Fake your own death.

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#3  Edited By KaosAngel

Post more on forums.  

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#4  Edited By PhatSeeJay

Don't screw up.

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#5  Edited By imsh_pl

To deal with the Zerg FE, you have to put a good amount of pressure first - you can try to take your natural as well, but keep in mind you'll be economically behind. It's a good idea to put a bunker or a pylon at his natural to delay is for as long as possible and screw his timings up.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about video games.

Silly me.

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#6  Edited By phish09

You could also just go out and get a job.  You can buy property down in Florida or Arizona for probably less than what a years rent would cost you in College.

If you're willing to work hard, you'll never have a problem making ends meat.

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#7  Edited By Animasta
@phish09 said:
" You could also just go out and get a job.  You can buy property down in Florida or Arizona for probably less than what a years rent would cost you in College. If you're willing to work hard, you'll never have a problem making ends meat. "
I don't want meat ends though
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#8  Edited By crusader8463
@phish09: Not really no. I know many a people that are willing to work their asses off, but can't find any place to hire them.

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Find a nice cardboard box to live in. I mean a really nice one, maybe buy one off of another homeless dude for cheap and fix it up. Maybe add on an addition or two, perhaps a side shoe-box attachment to fill with newspapers when the weather gets cold? Anyway, sell it off, take the money (or cigarettes/booze/drugs, also acceptable homeless currency. Sexual favors count as well, though are not recommended if you're trying to make a profit) and do the same thing, only with an even nicer box. Keep flipping cardboard boxes until you work your way up to sheds, underpass tents, and eventually maybe even your own HOUSE!!!

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#10  Edited By salad10203

Try to get a job in a restaurant.  Its usually good hours, pays decent, and you will make some good friends.  What did you study?

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Try to find a job before you get kicked out of college?

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#12  Edited By phish09

Where do they/you live?  Sometimes you just have to move to wherever you can find work, but there is definitely work out there.  I mean, I'm in Canada and our economy isn't in quite as rough of shape as yours, but I know McDonalds here is always hiring through good times and bad.  You can't tell me that you know a ton of people who are less qualified than those employees at McDonalds.  All you've gotta do is go in there and show them that you'd be the best employee they've ever hired.  The problem is people aren't really willing to work that hard to get a job that pays minimum wage, but if you have to you will.

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#13  Edited By GunslingerPanda

Need more information. 

Why will you be on the streets? Did your parents die in a horrible car wreck when you were 6?
Did their house burn down after an acrobatic raccoon got a little excited?
Were your parents both only children with parents in their 70s when they were born?
DID THE YMCA STOP EXISTING?

Or are you just being an over-dramatic attention whorebag?
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#14  Edited By watertemplar
@GunslingerPanda said:
"Need more information. 
Why will you be on the streets? Did your parents die in a horrible car wreck when you were 6?
Did their house burn down after an acrobatic raccoon got a little excited?
Were your parents both only children with parents in their 70s when they were born?
DID THE YMCA STOP EXISTING?

Or are you just being an over-dramatic attention whorebag?
"


over $100,000 has been spent on my education. i can't just come home on my last semester and say I failed.

 

what would you do?

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#15  Edited By SSully
@watertemplar said:
" @GunslingerPanda said:
"Need more information. 
Why will you be on the streets? Did your parents die in a horrible car wreck when you were 6?
Did their house burn down after an acrobatic raccoon got a little excited?
Were your parents both only children with parents in their 70s when they were born?
DID THE YMCA STOP EXISTING?

Or are you just being an over-dramatic attention whorebag?
"


over $100,000 has been spent on my education. i can't just come home on my last semester and say I failed.

 

what would you do?

"
Throw my pride out the window and beg my parents for forgiveness and vow to make something of myself. Anything is better then becoming a bum.  
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#16  Edited By MariachiMacabre

If you're failing due to laziness I have no sympathy but if it's outside circumstances, explain that to your parents.

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#17  Edited By imsh_pl
@watertemplar said:
" @GunslingerPanda said:
"Need more information. 
Why will you be on the streets? Did your parents die in a horrible car wreck when you were 6?
Did their house burn down after an acrobatic raccoon got a little excited?
Were your parents both only children with parents in their 70s when they were born?
DID THE YMCA STOP EXISTING?

Or are you just being an over-dramatic attention whorebag?
"


over $100,000 has been spent on my education. i can't just come home on my last semester and say I failed.

 

what would you do?

"
One tenth of a milion has been spent on your education and you fail your last semester?

Wow.
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#18  Edited By GunslingerPanda
@watertemplar said:
" @GunslingerPanda said:
"Need more information. 
Why will you be on the streets? Did your parents die in a horrible car wreck when you were 6?
Did their house burn down after an acrobatic raccoon got a little excited?
Were your parents both only children with parents in their 70s when they were born?
DID THE YMCA STOP EXISTING?

Or are you just being an over-dramatic attention whorebag?
"


over $100,000 has been spent on my education. i can't just come home on my last semester and say I failed.

 

what would you do?

"
Jesus fuck monkey, that's a lot of money.

Still, just swallow your pride and go home if the course you're on goes sour. If your parents spend that much on your education, you're not going homeless any time soon.
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#19  Edited By FancySoapsMan

you should job

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#20  Edited By futureman

Get a job and a camper cap. Then tell your parents that with a $100,000 dollar education you ask for life guidance on videogame forums. 

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#21  Edited By AlexW00d

All I know is that I wouldn't have pissed my fucking education away like an idiot.

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#22  Edited By donutfever
@FancySoapsMan said:
" you should job "
First thing I thought when I read the thread title.

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If you have a car, you can live in that. I've done it, short term. Not so bad. You can take showers at truck stops for a few bucks. It can be enough to hold you over until you find work.

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#24  Edited By finstern

If you'd rather live on the streets than go home then I cant offer any other advice than get a job. I'm unemployed but make ends meet fixing peoples computers, put up leaflets in stores and shit, target the old folk. If you passed and left college you'd still need a job to survive.

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#25  Edited By jorbear

Why did you need to post on forums when the answer is right in front of you?

Become a prostitute.

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#26  Edited By melcene

Guess it's true what they say - you don't appreciate something as much when it was someone else's money.

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#27  Edited By Enigma777

How bad of grades are we talking about here? Can't you take some summer classes and earn those last few credits? 

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#28  Edited By CABBAGES


If your parents could pay $100000 then they must be rich anyway so they wont mind you going back home or maybe they will even buy you a house ?

 

$100000 is £61500 thats a lot of money you must be from a rather rich family.

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#30  Edited By gearhead

I gonna presume that much of that a hundred thousand dollars is loans. In this instance, fucking work your ass off and take summer classes. And if you can't man the fuck up and tell your parents what's going on then I really can't help you. Also, get a job and take some community college classes to get some more credits.

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#31  Edited By mrfizzy
@Everyones_A_Critic said:
" Find a nice cardboard box to live in. I mean a really nice one, maybe buy one off of another homeless dude for cheap and fix it up. Maybe add on an addition or two, perhaps a side shoe-box attachment to fill with newspapers when the weather gets cold? Anyway, sell it off, take the money (or cigarettes/booze/drugs, also acceptable homeless currency. Sexual favors count as well, though are not recommended if you're trying to make a profit) and do the same thing, only with an even nicer box. Keep flipping cardboard boxes until you work your way up to sheds, underpass tents, and eventually maybe even your own HOUSE!!! "
i cant agree more, i mean look at how many squatters buildings are out there and every damn one of them is the same, no open plan living, no light, no feature walls. You cant tell me that the squatters market isnt going to get excited by something a little bit nicer. 
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#32  Edited By toowalrus

Get in your car, and get as far south as you can with the money you have. Park your car by the nearest YMCA, this is the place you're going to shower- nobody likes a smelly hobo. Then you can spend most of your free time playing World of Warcraft in the public library, while looking for a part time job. Problem solved.

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#33  Edited By christ0phe

Why are your grades so bad?  Seems like your fault.  

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#34  Edited By zombie2011

Stop playing video games and study.

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#35  Edited By fox01313

Simple, Room with friends/family until job.

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#36  Edited By JJWeatherman
@Laketown said:
" @phish09 said:
" You could also just go out and get a job.  You can buy property down in Florida or Arizona for probably less than what a years rent would cost you in College. If you're willing to work hard, you'll never have a problem making ends meat. "
I don't want meat ends though "
Word. Ends meat's gross. I like middles meat.
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#37  Edited By RE_Player1

I don't know if I should take this thread seriously.

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#38  Edited By wickedsc3

Ummm here's a though do you home work and bring your grades up.  Your obviously aware of the problem and won't fix it so thats on you.

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#39  Edited By Yanngc33

Go on Craig's List and find a roomate or do that who sleeping on couch thing

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#40  Edited By craigbo180
@KaosAngel said:
" Post more on forums.   "
So simple... yet so brilliant.
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#41  Edited By BestUsernameEver

You better not about to Homeless, its the worstests. 

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#42  Edited By CL60

Work harder? 

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#43  Edited By iam3green

well you better start posting some more man. you better do good on your final semester. i am also on my final semester, i just have internship that i am doing.

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#44  Edited By Brad_360i

Its simple really, the only way to solve the problem of about to homeless is obviously spend ALL of your time, and I mean all of it, on creating a machine in which you can travel to alternate universes, and once you have perfected it, make a copy of your terrible grades, send them to your parents with an apology note along the lines of "LOL check out this shitty ass grades, oh and BTW I'm running away... AND THIS TIME I MEAN IT!!!!!!!" and then once that is done and out of the way simply just hop into your alternate dimension travelling machine and travel to a dimension where terrible grades are actually the best grades, kill the you of that dimension and take his place and your sorted :D


If your too lazy to do any of this then I suggest you get good at homeless.
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#45  Edited By Vinny_Says

how did you spend 100 000 dollars on education and still come up with shit like: About to homeless

Well it's too late to chastise you, find a job right now! like immediately, then you can sort out rent and school.

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#46  Edited By MordeaniisChaos

Stop slacking off. If risk of homelessness can't convince you to get your fucking ass in gear. It's YOUR responsibility to take the wonderful opportunities of life and make em work. So here is your answer: Do your fucking work.

Or go home to your parents, get a job, hell, join the military. But in the end, you'll have to work way harder if you don't succeed at this to do anything else in the future. Buck up and do your damn work, or suffer the consequences.

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yo as a juggalo ninja sinz berf i no dat it can be hawd stayn on yo grind 24/7 tryina make enz meat wit yo bitch n yo baby mama and yo cousin al livin in 1 trailer.but i think u cud ezily afford a trailer and git sum foodstampz to keep yaself alive. if u eva in detroit nd r down wit da clown u cud stay in ma trailer mmfcl

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#48  Edited By FesteringNeon

Get an apartment, and a couple roommates, after getting a paying job anywhere.

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#49  Edited By RobotHamster

You must beat 100%.

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#50  Edited By Tireyo

Don't think about screwing up and study!!