//www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-09-19-uk-dating-site-shag-a-gamer-gives-youtube-tips-to-virgin-gamers |
So basically a website called date a gamer made these videos to help gamers who are still virgins get laid! They include helpful tips such as - "If lose your cool and hammer away at any old button, you're not going to win any trophies." and "If he can feel my vibe and fill my bandwidth, it could turn into a physical relationship,". These combined with random boob shots and ass slaps makes these videos hilariously bad.
I mean, fuck, what has the world come to?
Are you a virgin gamer? Not anymore thanks to these videos!
Why are you posting this? That Jay444111 guy should be posting this! Where is he?! Are you Jay?!?!?!?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!1!!!
I thought it was so bad it was hilarious.Why are you posting this? That Jay444111 guy should be posting this! Where is he?! Are you Jay?!?!?!?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!1!!!
And you don't ever, EVER compare me to.... Him. :P
*shrugs* It's someone exploiting some stereotypical view of a demographic in a desperate attempt to achieve relevance... you know, just like 95% of all media these days.
@NekuSakuraba said:
@awesomeusernameI thought it was so bad it was hilarious. And you don't ever, EVER compare me to.... Him. :PWhy are you posting this? That Jay444111 guy should be posting this! Where is he?! Are you Jay?!?!?!?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!1!!!
I had to stop watching the video. I couldn't take how bad it was, that girl talked with no emotion!
Also, I apologize for that. That was the crazy conspiracy side of me talking.
It's bad enough that Eurogamer has given them attention twice. All you're doing posting this is giving them more.
@psylah said:
Not anymore thanks to the Giant Bomb!
Buy your "subscription" today!
Do you hate having to find girls on your own? And what about all those expensive dates? Giant Bomb got me laid, and it can do the same for you! Only $59.99 a year! It's so easy to buy! Call now!
(Wish I could've found the Brad version of this...)
@ck1nd said:
I think you live under a rock if leaving virginity is somewhere on your priority list.
What?
Bloody nonsense.
Its really not hard to be shy, a gamer and still have a active love/sex life but it takes effort, just like getting your S-ranks.
@psylah said:
@Phatmac said:
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Sounds like you've lost your virginity as you posted that.
ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER.
That's pure pleasure you're hearing right there.
@RenMcKormack said:
@psylah said:
@Phatmac said:
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Sounds like you've lost your virginity as you posted that.
ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER.
That's pure pleasure you're hearing right there.
@DuskVamp said:
@GunslingerPanda said:
Erm, I don't recommend signing up.
I need to go wash.
There's pictures of vaginas every where! :S
I shouldn't have looked!!!
It's okay, I have mind bleach!
Why would people post pictures of nothing but their genitals on the internet!?
@GunslingerPanda said:
@DuskVamp said:
@GunslingerPanda said:
Erm, I don't recommend signing up.
I need to go wash.
There's pictures of vaginas every where! :S
I shouldn't have looked!!!
It's okay, I have mind bleach!
Why would people post pictures of nothing but their genitals on the internet!?
Because it's either that or go out and actually try to meet a nice person, which is crazy.
@Aronman789 said:
@GunslingerPanda said:
@DuskVamp said:
@GunslingerPanda said:
Erm, I don't recommend signing up.
I need to go wash.
There's pictures of vaginas every where! :S
I shouldn't have looked!!!
It's okay, I have mind bleach!
Why would people post pictures of nothing but their genitals on the internet!?
Because it's either that or go out and actually try to meet a nice person, which is crazy.
WHY ARE YOU WEARING AFROMAN'S FACE.
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