Are you more functional incredibly drunk or incredibly high?

I'm not trying insult anyone's belief's or lifestyle nor would I my own belief's or lifestyle to be insulted, everyone is free to have their own fun.  I happened to be incredibly drunk last night and I was wondering this myself.  High wins for me in many ways, logistically.  Now lets see if we can keep the dis-respect to 0, mod's please close if this thread if it becomes full of hate.  For you douchebags who claim I'm breaking rules by discussing drugs, I'm not, I'm discussing a state of mind; most of all I'm trying to have a little fun poll, choose wisely gentlemen and ladies.  Lastly if you haven't been either, then I congratulate you.

Edit: added ladies specifically for charla.

I've never been high, so default to drunk.

I propose 'sleep deprivation' if we're talking about a state of mind. Lack of sleep is just as bad for you as drinking excessively.

High. 

People who get "incredibly" drunk and/or high are scum unless they're being tortured or some shit like that.

"People who get "incredibly" drunk and/or high are scum unless they're being tortured or some shit like that."

I can drink maybe 2 or 3 drinks and im done. If I smoke I can still drive and be coherent, etc.

yeah high

Never been drunk or high, but logic and science tells us that getting high actually still let's us do things without wanting to puke.

Getting drunk messes up your body a lot more than getting high, so technically your body is more capable of retaining it's full capabilities while being high. But getting drunk is a lot more fun than getting high so I'd rather get drunk any day.

Where is the Crunk option bro? I smoked for about six years of my life and have been drinking for seven. Don't get me wrong I loved being either and or but there comes a time in your life when you need to get your shit together or remain a basement dweller. When I'm high I get too stressed out and just want to go outside be it kyaking, mountain biking, hiking, camping, or mushroom picking. But sadly I moved from Vancouver to a wasteland called Alberta for the Oil boom and the only thing that feels right is to get hammered every now and then... sometimes have a visit from Tony Montana.

No one is fully functional when incredibly drunk, and weed is lame.

Neither

"People who get "incredibly" drunk and/or high are scum unless they're being tortured or some shit like that."

Neither , intoxication reduces the functionality drastically .

"Hausdog said:

"People who get "incredibly" drunk and/or high are scum unless they're being tortured or some shit like that."

You're fucking scum."

"Hausdog said:

"People who get "incredibly" drunk and/or high are scum unless they're being tortured or some shit like that."

You're fucking scum."

"Hausdog said:

"People who get "incredibly" drunk and/or high are scum unless they're being tortured or some shit like that."

You're fucking scum."

No comment.

"Absurd said:

"Hausdog said:

"People who get "incredibly" drunk and/or high are scum unless they're being tortured or some shit like that."

You're fucking scum."

Well excuse me for thinking your habit of shutting off your mind and working off animal instinct is horrible and retarded and pissing all over what is great about being human."

crunk

"Hausdog said:

"Absurd said:

"Hausdog said:

"People who get "incredibly" drunk and/or high are scum unless they're being tortured or some shit like that."

You're fucking scum."

Well excuse me for thinking your habit of shutting off your mind and working off animal instinct is horrible and retarded and pissing all over what is great about being human."

What's so bad about humans having a bit more natural instinct?"

"People who get "incredibly" drunk and/or high are scum unless they're being tortured or some shit like that."

Neither, When I get drunk i just don't want to be functional and if I get high I just want to pass out.

"Khann said:

"Hausdog said:

"Absurd said:

"Hausdog said:

"People who get "incredibly" drunk and/or high are scum unless they're being tortured or some shit like that."

You're fucking scum."

Well excuse me for thinking your habit of shutting off your mind and working off animal instinct is horrible and retarded and pissing all over what is great about being human."

What's so bad about humans having a bit more natural instinct?"

It's not that we have MORE natural instinct, it's that we have LESS of everything else. Besides, our natural instinct is to accelerate to the top of the food chain by fucking and beating. Do you think we need to be doing more fucking and beating? Certainly both of those activities are not good things to do when your mind is in a weakened state."

"People who get "incredibly" drunk and/or high are scum unless they're being tortured or some shit like that."

Sorry guys, gotta close this one down. It's venturing a little too far into drug talk which is specifically prohibited.

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