Bad ass username awards

Cause its REVERSE... in REVERSE. 
... 
everyone winds up calling me e-server though. 
 
By far the most badass username I have come across is "Ninjanuity."

Because it's like Balrog, but with a V. That's right.
 
Edit: I see the practice of Necromancy is still strong despite the recent laws.

It is Brock Sampson, he is ALWAYS a bad ass.

@TheSituasian said:

I dont think I need to explain how awesome my name is XD

It was YOU who started this thread up again! >:O You're gonna PAY fuckin new guy! You're already at a bad start on this site. Makin enemies.

Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti.   

i think mine is pretty bad ass. it's from a song from one of the best comedy metal bands of all-time, austrian death machine.

Its been 2 years and OP still hasn't announced winners

because whenever someone orders a french onion soup...
 
Mix Some Onions in that shit!!
 
 ...and i stay mixing!

haha- this is a necro if I ever seen one. Completely pointless one too.

" I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. " -Roy Batty, Blade Runner (1982)

Because death is badass, and so is chaos, right guys?

Whatever, I was 13 and without the crappy meanings behind it, it's a pretty nifty, and perfectly unique name.

Because I jazz up your cola and by jazz up i mean put a roofy into it.

Because no one else is lettuceman.
 
It is both crazy, insane, and unique.

Because it's the story of my life?

Holy old thread, Batman. 

I think my username is not only badass, but the best, meaning it's everything else in the world that is good. 

Because I experience the joy of rockets.

I think my username is not only badass, but the best, meaning it's everything else in the world that is good. 

Irv And Us, not sure if I'm the Irv or the Us yet, give me a few more years.

Because mine gives away all my personal information if you look closely :p

Because it's fish in german.

Because mine is honest.

Mine is ironic.

My name is Shaun... I'm an ass... and I'm from NZ. Fucking hell!

Cause I like socks....And 5's

Did I do it right?

Joy Division.

It's a nuclear side dish for crying out loud.

What's not badass about a panda with guns?

I think Jesus wins by default.
 
Moses loses cred because of the caps.

I used to have chains, now I don't.

Actually, it a reference to a (pivotal) character in the Malazan Book of the Fallen series by Steven Erikson. Book 4, House of Chains, to be exact.

Because I used to be fat and now I'm just phat.

Snitches get stitches.

I'VE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR OP TO GIVE ME FIRST!

I have never seen someone call themselves Management before.

@Azteck: Jesus is no longer among us. May God help us all.

because... 
  

Because /dance is the most amazing/terrible thing on the planet.

I got a fever, and the only prescription, is more donuts.

Because my name makes people feel as dirty as watching a pregnant chick go down on a mule.

Because I took the word "Before" and added a "T" to it.

Actually, the name has a sillier origin. Back when I was 12 I got it into my head that I was going to write this bad ass fantasy novel, and Beforet was the last name of the Marty Stu protagonist.

Pretty fucking badass, if I do say so myself.