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Bonus Skrinkage isn't the only problem with Mountain Dew
I've heard nasty stories of how workers stick cans of soda up their asses while inspecting the packaging lines in factories, but lets just not believe that...
I've heard nasty stories of how Satan takes a dump on every can of soda produced, but lets just not believe that...
By the way, it's been proven that Mountain Dew does not in fact cause shrinkage or lower your sperm count. Whoever started that rumor clearly must be on the Coca Cola side of things...
As for the cans, they do have like health regulations on those things these days. It shouldn't happen too commonly, but hey, worst case scenario... rinse the can off and pour the soda into a cup.
Now that everything has been thrown out of proportion, and since I have a guy next to me that used to work at the Dr. Pepper plant and I asked HIM about this:
"It's usually a result of masses of cans being stored in dusty/dirty warehouses somewhere down the line. I've heard nasty stories of how rats run across the tops of all the cans in warehouses, but lets just not believe that..."Word. Since I was a little kid I usually just wash the top off quick before opening or at least wipe it with a towel or my shirt.
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