Cards against Humanity Giantbomb expansion

Not sure how well these will play, but whatever.

Black cards: Why am I sticky?, A controversial new law has been passed by congress that bans _______, What will the next big celebrity scandle involve?

White cards: Sleepy Dogs, K-Pop, Fever dreams, A spider bite on your testicles, Fucking video games, Free candy, Triple H's flowing golden locks (alternately Triple H's mane)

@SgtSphynx said:

Black cards: Why am I sticky?

That is already in the game.

@ShadowConqueror: Couldn't remember if it was or not, that was just my thought on reading "Why do my hands taste so good?"

there should be a white card that just says PUPPIES! in Rorie's honor.

@Demoskinos said:

@SgtSphynx: Well like Ryan said on the podcast if it plays it plays but not all of the MEME's translate into something that is funny outside of the inside jokey part of it.

Keep in mind that this thread is in no way official and was started almost five months ago. They've yet to tell us how the official stuff will all work. For now, just let people have their fun.

@B0nd07 said:

@Demoskinos said:

@SgtSphynx: Well like Ryan said on the podcast if it plays it plays but not all of the MEME's translate into something that is funny outside of the inside jokey part of it.

Keep in mind that this thread is in no way official and was started almost five months ago. They've yet to tell us how the official stuff will all work. For now, just let people have their fun.

Wow I didn't even notice that. Well that would explain alot then!

White Cards: Murder slingshot, exzecutables

Black card: Does my hand smell like ________ to you?

White Card: Freeknik

@The_Reflection said:

there should be a white card that just says PUPPIES! in Rorie's honor.

There already is one in the original game.

@Sergio: what? no there's not. I need to go check my set now.

I've been coming up with some white cards since they announced it at the panel. These are not Giant Bomb memes.

• The Mexicans in front of the Home Depot.
• Nancy Grace.
• Japanese schoolgirl's panties.
• Two dogs going at it.
• The dreams of a child.
• Sexy animatronics.
• Crying after sex.
• Restless leg syndrome.
• A monkey butler.
• Smurfette.
• Hymen reconstruction surgery.
• Autoerotic asphyxiation.
• That bitter aftertaste.
• Canada.
• Build-A-Bear Workshop.
• Those shoes with wheels in the heels.
• Prosti-tots.
• The stay-at-home dad.
• Banjo-appreciation.
• A third nipple.
• The three-second rule.
• Motherfucking, goddamn Tourette Syndrome. Shit. Fuck.
• Blood diamonds.
• A millionaire with a heart of gold.
• The Teen Choice Awards.
• Putting peanut butter on your junk and letting the dog lick it off.
• Nude wrestling; the way the Greeks did it.
• Peeing on a jellyfish sting.
• Dildos. (Oddly enough, I haven't seen any white cards with dildos.)

@The_Reflection: I was double-checking to make sure none of my ideas already existed and made a list. I ended up dropping a few that were close to existing cards.

@Sergio: well damn.

Anyway, I kinda wanna try getting the black card i pitched at the PAX panel that they all liked into this set just because its the giant bomb set.

I thought that the cards weren't ALL supposed to be Giant Bomb memes. Regardless, there's some good ones in here that work.

Here's a few -

Black: BREAKING NEWS! _________ assassinated __________ with _________.

White: Sticking a biro in your jacksie

White: Frozen faeces condiments.

Black: The best way to spend a Friday night? _________.

White: MAKING LOVE TO HIM/THEM FROM THE BACK.

White: A Plasticine clitoris.

Black: What's the best thing to send to an ex after a breakup?

White: A soundtracked orgasm.

Black: Rumour has it, if you play Dark Side of The Moon in sync with _________, you hear __________. (Originally 'The voice of God')

Black: My wrestling alias: ____________. My finisher: ___________.

Black: The football nickname of [the card czar's hometown]: ____________.

White: Two minutes of moaning, an hour of crying.

There has to be a way to work "Cunt" into this.

I dont think their collaboration was to include all the inside jokes of our community but this is my idea:

Blackie card: Hey everyone, it's Tuesday and you're listening to _______________.

With that, I'd play "Motherfucking, goddamn Tourette Syndrome. Shit. Fuck." Thanks to @Sergio:

Fat Sex

Daggering.

Currently the wallpaper on my computer is ________

"the jews"

Like ______, and that's really oddly satisfying 
 
I'm terrible at this 
But someone could probably work with it and make it sound good

@j0lter said:

Daggering.

Not sure if you were at the Cards Against Humanity panel at PAX, but that was brought up. It was also dismissed because not enough people knew what it was. Ryan described it as a dance that simulated sex that would result in "a broken dick and shattered pelvis," and the panel liked that phrase more.

@liquidmatt said:

White: Sticking a biro in your jacksie

That is the most British thing I have ever read. Can you provide a translation please?

@MaxxS said:

@liquidmatt said:

White: Sticking a biro in your jacksie

That is the most British thing I have ever read. Can you provide a translation please?

Very sorry, knowing I'm on an American website I try to avoid Brit-slang but it slips out sometimes. A biro is a cheap throwaway ballpoint pen and a jacksie is the slit at the end of your penis, your urethra-estuary if you will.

An overturned truck full of rodents

@liquidmatt said:

@MaxxS said:

@liquidmatt said:

White: Sticking a biro in your jacksie

That is the most British thing I have ever read. Can you provide a translation please?

Very sorry, knowing I'm on an American website I try to avoid Brit-slang but it slips out sometimes. A biro is a cheap throwaway ballpoint pen and a jacksie is the slit at the end of your penis, your urethra-estuary if you will.

That is probably the oddest british thing I have ever read. I congratulate you sir.

@MentalDisruption said:

@liquidmatt said:

@MaxxS said:

@liquidmatt said:

White: Sticking a biro in your jacksie

That is the most British thing I have ever read. Can you provide a translation please?

Very sorry, knowing I'm on an American website I try to avoid Brit-slang but it slips out sometimes. A biro is a cheap throwaway ballpoint pen and a jacksie is the slit at the end of your penis, your urethra-estuary if you will.

That is probably the oddest british thing I have ever read. I congratulate you sir.

Well to make it odder, it seems region-specific. Other people use jacksie for arse, and japsie for the money slot (cock-clit). British cards would be super useful for me though, playing the original CAH cards, I don't get many of the US references.

@liquidmatt: A British set wouldn't work I don't think. Like you said, things change a lot from region to region (Some things change from town to town). For instance, if you had asked me to guess what a 'Jackie' was, I would have guessed it was the name for a getting a certain score in a sport within a limited time. I think to do a set like that would require the expertise of a dialect researcher who understood which words, phrases and cultural emphasis change from area to area in Britain. I think a more effective method is to instead make a set which simply doesn't reference very many in-the-moment things which would help make sets last longer as well as being more likely to fit into other English speaking countries like the UK and Australia (for instance, on the bombast they said how they were already tired of the Glenn Beck jokes, while I had a rudimentary understanding of who he was from the beginning and the jokes flew over my head from the beginning).

These are some cards I worked into our games after we'd played through it a couple times and the initial shock factor was gone. Finally got the expansions today. I think one of my favorite cards from the original game is "Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's (an asymmetric boob job)" So that's where I went with my black cards. The white card ideas didn't have anything to do with those questions.

Black cards:

Choosy moms choose _______ .

________, it does a body good.

White cards:

Sleeping in the wet spot

Stabbing an owl in the face with a wooden spoon

I never knew fear until I experienced _______.

White card:

Whitney Houston on crack

White Cards:

Drill Bucket

A Great Green Macaw

Black Cards:

In his next movie Nic Cage will play the role of *blank* as well as his love interest *blank*

Popularity leads to ____________

Black cards:
 

• A fart in a shoebox
• Sexual assault
• Coming in threes
• Finding porn in the woods (or by the train tracks)
• When your penis touches the inside of a public toilet
• Wiping against the grain
• Will Smith's cumface
  

• _______? Thanks Obama.
• _______? You didn't build that. (OR)
• _______. I built that. 

My white card:

Urinating for 92 seconds straight.

White card:

Big Jeffrey's Theme park.

Big Jeffrey.

Can someone link me to a place where I can understand how this game works?

What is Cards Against Humanity?

Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

@MrKlorox said:

@Apparatus_Unearth: http://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/.

What is Cards Against Humanity?

Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

Thanks! Sounds like Apples to Apples.

White Card: A fucking kayak.

White card:

Big Jeffrey's Theme park.

Big Jeffrey.

I'm hoping that this will be available for other markets than just North America. The current CAH decks are only available in the US and Canada.

you guys realize this isn't just for GB memes, right? at some point they gotta sell this!

There are way too many GB memes and inside jokes here. Didn't you guys listen to the PAX panel?

Hope. Is a God Card... it works everytime.

White card: Conspicuous weed smoking on the fifth floor of a Hyatt Regency.

The Italian Stallion. In the right context, this sounds wrong.

EG, "Before I run for President, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with The Italian Stallion"

or "This month's Cosmo: 'Spice up your sex life by bringing The Italian Stallion into the bedroom"

It also doesn't necessarily require knowledge of GB to work, but if you do know then it has added hilarity.

Trying to wake up by thinking of white cards. Sorry if any of these have been used already.

• Pooping in a relay race.
• Having a PhD in ‘experimenting’ with homosexuality.
• Winning a game of Face Chicken.
• Jumping off a skyscraper only to survive.
• A photo album full of other peoples kids.
• Your animals staring at you when you masturbate.
• Clown shoes full of broken promises and failed dreams.
• Flexing so hard your muscle bursts.
• A daycare fight club.
• Chief Seattle.
• Too ethnic for the Blue Man Group.
• Saving your toe nail clippings.
• Nanomachines.
• Having a secret wife and kids you love more than your first.
• Having nicotine stains on your testicles.
• Having your pet lick peanut butter from your butt.
• Being too dumb to know it.
• A cumbersome foot job.
• Reading about other people’s happiness.
• A 5/4 scale tattoo of yourself.
• Too old for plastic surgery to help.
• Slipping on a bag of pickles.
• Japanese foot binding.
• Having a single hair on the crown of your head.
• A crocodile mile filled with expired bologna.
• Being the guy that caught Pee-wee Herman.
• Pretending to be macho to break the fear of being gay.

White Card: An anime body pillow of your mother.

Black Card: I was into *blank* before it was cool.