Have pretty white girls gargle your milk for you.

So, I was listening to one of my backlog episodes of The Frogpants Network's "The Morning Stream" podcast. At the end of each episode they have a brief segment called "Weird Web" where they talk about a well... weird website or something. On this episode they talked about White Power Milk a website where you can pay this website exorbitant amounts of money to have pretty white girls gargle milk which they then bottle and send to you. This shit is soooo weird that I had to share it here. If the blatant racism wasn't disturbing enough who the hell wants to drink milk that has been in other peoples mouths? So, what is everyone thoughts? Cause I was througly weird-ed out by this.

Holy shit do I love the internet, really never disappoints on the amount of fucked up shit that can be viewed.

I think you mean 'exorbitant'.

The world is full of far more fetishes than you or I will ever know about. I don't get any of that stuff at all.

@Contrarian said:

I think you mean 'exorbitant'.

The world is full of far more fetishes than you or I will ever know about. I don't get any of that stuff at all.

I did... fuck... how did I miss that?

That's pretty tame in the greater realm of perversions you can buy off the internet. Still makes for a great headline.

@Contrarian: Ah, I did. Fuck. How did I miss that? Fixed!

I would have White Power Bill gargle my milk

(sorry for the crap quality. all i could find)

Funny, I came into this thread expecting to flag it for being some kind of porn spam. But yeah man, that's really fucking weird, but then again, that's the internet for you.

Typical whitey shit.

No

There's weirder stuff out there. I've caught some documentaries on the subject. Most of it sounds unreal.

Nothing surprises me anymore.

Not to offend anyone or sound like a superficial asshole, but none of those girls seem especially pretty...

Be nice to see a bottle of this stuff in the next giantbomb mailbag.

EDIT: I had to post this tidbit from their FAQ.

Q: Why is the milk so expensive?

A: Purified milk is more expensive than regular impure milk because it costs much more to make. Its intensity of aroma, texture and flavor, however, means that people can easily satisfy their cravings with only one or two tastes, making White Power Milk one of life's affordable luxuries.

Well that's super weird. It's not really the most perverse thing you can buy from the internet, but definitely really weird. Also the website is way too slick. That makes it really creepy, because it shows that someone has really put some effort into it.

Marvelous.

I think the weirdest for me was bonsaikitten.com

That site was so weird, even though it wasn't real (and proven many times it wasn't real) people were so outraged by it that it no longer really exists. Something about it being inhumane to animals even if it is a joke.

It's not real. It's just an art project by Nate Hill. Still dumb.

If a fetish exists then there is a market for it. Wouldn't be surprised to see vending machines in the seedier parts of Tokyo full of this stuff.

That's pretty tame in the greater realm of perversions you can buy off the internet. Still makes for a great headline.

No anal felching? Huh, weird.

Also, that site is an old joke/art/thing thing.

None of those girls are into video games, so I'll pass.

@rubberluffy said:

It's not real. It's just an art project by Nate Hill. Still dumb.

Well, it is real because it's an actual product that can be bought, but it seems that isn't the main goal.

... what the fuck? I feel dirty even looking at that site.

God damn, internet, you so weird!

..........

'Sarah' kinda resembles one of my FemSheps.

@rubberluffy: I think it's pretty neat the guy made a program to collect comments black people make on twitter about how white people smell called "White smell bot." This threads getting weirder and weirder.

In a similar vein as sites others are mentioning, there's "The Snuggery" where people can pay to snuggle with a woman.

That reminds me, what ever happened to that site where you could pay girls to play games with you online? Does it still exist?

@StarvingGamer said:

That reminds me, what ever happened to that site where you could pay girls to play games with you online? Does it still exist?

Yeah, but apparently they've changed to focus less on the girls and incorporate guys too as some universal social networking site. Still, it's obvious why someone would use a service like that.

I wouldn't care if they were the most attractive women in the world.. I don't want to drink or eat anything that someone else has chewed up (or in this case gargled) and then spat back out. That's just disgusting.

Call me a prude, But I have some standards.

Eh, that doesn't really do anything for me. Show me some good peanut butter on elbow websites and then we're talking.

Finally, something new and exciting to mastrubate upon!

@Orbitz89 said:

I wouldn't care if they were the most attractive women in the world.. I don't want to drink or eat anything that someone else has chewed up (or in this case gargled) and then spat back out. That's just disgusting.

Call me a prude, But I have some standards.

Nah I would call you a person... also what's racist about the "service"? sorry but I refuse to click that link.

@LiquidPrince said:

Not to offend anyone or sound like a superficial asshole, but none of those girls seem especially pretty...

Racist.

@Shady said:

@LiquidPrince said:

Not to offend anyone or sound like a superficial asshole, but none of those girls seem especially pretty...

Racist.

I hope you're kidding.

Not to offend anyone or sound like a superficial asshole, but none of those girls seem especially pretty...

@LiquidPrince said:

@Shady said:

@LiquidPrince said:

Not to offend anyone or sound like a superficial asshole, but none of those girls seem especially pretty...

Racist.

I hope you're kidding.

I thought it was pretty obvious I was.

@AngelN7 said:

@Orbitz89 said:

I wouldn't care if they were the most attractive women in the world.. I don't want to drink or eat anything that someone else has chewed up (or in this case gargled) and then spat back out. That's just disgusting.

Call me a prude, But I have some standards.

Nah I would call you a person... also what's racist about the "service"? sorry but I refuse to click that link.

I didn't click the link either, But I think the implied racism is because the product is called "white power" milk. Honestly I have no idea.

@Shady said:

@LiquidPrince said:

@Shady said:

@LiquidPrince said:

Not to offend anyone or sound like a superficial asshole, but none of those girls seem especially pretty...

Racist.

I hope you're kidding.

I thought it was pretty obvious I was.

I dunno, it was pretty plain. For future reference, this makes it more obvious: rACisT!!!!111!!!

@StarvingGamer said:

That reminds me, what ever happened to that site where you could pay girls to play games with you online? Does it still exist?

Yeah, but apparently they've changed to focus less on the girls and incorporate guys too as some universal social networking site. Still, it's obvious why someone would use a service like that.

Excerpt from the "purification process" page.

"To be eligible to filter White Power Milk, each white girl must be accredited as socially elite and deemed physically in superb health. However, rarely is it necessary to involve interviews or doctors. When we find the right girl from the right family, we just know."

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Ewwwww.

I only drink the finest breast-milk. And that's the Cambodian immigrant kind.

@buzz_killington said:

I only drink the finest breast-milk. And that's the Cambodian immigrant kind.

Wow. Just wow. I just laughed at an internet comment.

Oh man. Ooooooooooooooooh man.

Check their Twitter feed. The whole thing is a joke. https://twitter.com/WhitePowerMilk

It's a joke.

It's a fucking disgusting joke and in horrible taste, but a joke nonetheless.

it didn't seem real, but still crazy

@LiquidPrince said:

Not to offend anyone or sound like a superficial asshole, but none of those girls seem especially pretty...

I'm offended.

Seriously though, those girls are gross. Anybody wanna start an average-looking white guy milk gargling company with me? Also, does that sound gay?

I rather make a site with black girls gargling chocolate milk.