How do you eat a chocolate bar?
Instructions:
Break off the row (3 pieces usually)
Turn it sideways
Shine it up real good
and shove it up your candy ass
you're talking about something like a Hershey's bar where it is segmented I assume. on occasions that i eat a candy bar, I tend to eat things like Snickers and Milky Way that are just a plain old bar. Those I cut into portions with a knife and eat with a fork (i am not a savage, dammit). I can't remember the last time i ate a chocolate bar that came pre-segmented. sorry, can't vote here, i guess.
What, no Seinfeld clip?
If I can, I'll break off a column and eat it regardless of the segmentation or if there are no columns then break off rows. Sometimes the pieces are just too big for a single bite and eat it in two bites.
@stonyman65: Cadbury, Galaxy and Kinder chocolates come to mind.
Oh wow, I'm surprised by the results. Thought I was one of the few crazy people who took time to break of pieces and then eat them :P
I melt it down and make it into delicious confections.
I always wanted to experiment with taking various chocolate bars, those will multiple chewy layers of different substances, and melting them and mixing them to see how the taste changes. Does a Snickers tastes the same if you melt, mix, and harden it it again...for the sake of argument assume I fish-out the peanuts to crush them into paste, and reincorporate them.
I break off a row along the lines and then eat it like a breadstick, disregarding lines when biting.
Same here, but on occasion when I bite I do take into account the segmentation.
@hatking: touché! That post made laugh my ass off!
I tend to throw the chocolate in the air, juggle it with my six shooters and then catch the individual pieces with my mouth as they fall back to earth. There is then a massive explosion behind me (I don't turn to look) as heroically grab and kiss the babe.
I break off a row along the lines and then eat it like a breadstick, disregarding lines when biting.
Pretty much this.
There's no option for hot-chocolate enema!
i would use a Irish cream coffee enema....i think it would flow better.
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