How the hell did Ke$ha get so popular??

Now this is not out of jealousy. I'm trying to figure out what makes her so good. I cannot figure it out. Why does everyone like her? Everyone I know that's into the club scene, Hip-Hop, or Pop really likes her. I tried to listen to one of her songs and I am not seeing it. She sounds drunk all the time. 
 
Damn, this is giving me a headache.

she drunk all the time. but keep in mind, thats popular. i dont like her either so youre not alone

Because she kicks guys to the curb unless they're 80 like Mick Jagger.

Well, if it helps, I have no idea who 'Ke$sha' is, so I guess they haven't beaten the Beatles in popularity yet.
 
Though Beatles aren't much for hip-hop.

Some dude named after a state.

" Now this is not out of jealousy. I'm trying to figure out what makes her so good. I cannot figure it out. Why does everyone like her? Everyone I know that's into the club scene, Hip-Hop, or Pop really likes her. I tried to listen to one of her songs and I am not seeing it. She sounds drunk all the time.  Damn, this is giving me a headache. "

the beats are pretty catchy :X

" @ch13696 said:

" Now this is not out of jealousy. I'm trying to figure out what makes her so good. I cannot figure it out. Why does everyone like her? Everyone I know that's into the club scene, Hip-Hop, or Pop really likes her. I tried to listen to one of her songs and I am not seeing it. She sounds drunk all the time.  Damn, this is giving me a headache. "

Well, your avatar is from Wayne's World. And as a bonus it's the scene with Alice Cooper. Did you know he loves to golf? I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Untalented "artists"? Yeah, fuck that bitch. "

That's so funny you said she sounds drunk, because a mate of mine said exactly the same thing.
 
She's disposable bubble gum pop that's okay to listen to while it's around, which probably won't be very long. That first song of hers was annoyingly catchy no matter which way you cut it. That second single though? Nuh-uh. I'm out.
 
Oh, and this.

" That's so funny you said she sounds drunk, because a mate of mine said exactly the same thing.
 
She's disposable bubble gum pop that's okay to listen to while it's around. Which probably won't be very long. That first song of hers was annoyingly catchy no matter which way you cut it. That second single though? Nuh-uh. I'm out.
 
Oh, and this. "

" Though Beatles aren't much for hip-hop. "

the reasons i know of her are because 1) she sounds like uffie. and 2) this whole controversy with snsd. 
 
  

" she drunk all the time. but keep in mind, thats popular. i dont like her either so youre not alone "

" @Ryax said:

" she drunk all the time. but keep in mind, thats popular. i dont like her either so youre not alone "

Thank God. I thought I was alone in this world. What's getting to me too is that on Jeff Gerstmann's twitter he's going on about a Ke$ha Rock Band. But I'm pretty sure that's a joke. Right? RIGHT!? "

Her music, as far as horrible popular music goes, is average (not that I like it). Her lyrics, frankly, are just gross.
"don't be a little bitch with your chit chat, just show me where your dick's at"

" @onimonkii: Yeah, I don't much like Uffie either. "Tthhee Ppaarrttyy" is the track I invariably skip on Justice's †. "

" That's so funny you said she sounds drunk, because a mate of mine said exactly the same thing.
 
She's disposable bubble gum pop that's okay to listen to while it's around, which probably won't be very long. That first song of hers was annoyingly catchy no matter which way you cut it. That second single though? Nuh-uh. I'm out.
 
Oh, and this. "

The '$' in her name gives her 47% more popularity. Scientific fact.

run devil run will all those japanese chicks definately makes it easier on the eyes :)

Three letters. F, A, & P. It's how this whole internet runs.

She sucks, let's go back to Lady Gaga

Hey, hang on now. I didn't mean for this to turn into a hippity hop thread.

" @ch13696:  Just study how a bunch of talentless dancers and meth addicts like the Black Eyed Peas became billionaires and work backwards. "

" @Rayfield said:

" @ch13696:  Just study how a bunch of talentless dancers and meth addicts like the Black Eyed Peas became billionaires and work backwards. "

Hey, I'm a talentless dancer and a meth addict. Does that mean I'll make billions? "

" Hey, hang on now. I didn't mean for this to turn into a hippity hop thread. "

Who? I've never even heard of her...

" @ch13696 said:

" @Rayfield said:

" @ch13696:  Just study how a bunch of talentless dancers and meth addicts like the Black Eyed Peas became billionaires and work backwards. "

Hey, I'm a talentless dancer and a meth addict. Does that mean I'll make billions? "

yes it does! remember us here on giant bomb when you make it big "

now the party don't start 'til i walk in..... don't stop make it pop dj blow my speakers up tonight imma fight til we see the sunlight 
 
wait
 
:|
 
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
 
god damn pop culture :x

" @Rayfield said:

" @ch13696:  Just study how a bunch of talentless dancers and meth addicts like the Black Eyed Peas became billionaires and work backwards. "

Hey, I'm a talentless dancer and a meth addict. Does that mean I'll make billions? "

" @Ryax said:

" @ch13696 said:

" @Rayfield said:

" @ch13696:  Just study how a bunch of talentless dancers and meth addicts like the Black Eyed Peas became billionaires and work backwards. "

Hey, I'm a talentless dancer and a meth addict. Does that mean I'll make billions? "

yes it does! remember us here on giant bomb when you make it big "

Sorry dude. Once I start getting drunk with the Kardashians and going cow tippin with Rub Paul then I'm not going to remember anyone. Ok this joke has gone too far. Save me. "

" @ch13696 said:

" @Ryax said:

" @ch13696 said:

" @Rayfield said:

" @ch13696:  Just study how a bunch of talentless dancers and meth addicts like the Black Eyed Peas became billionaires and work backwards. "

Hey, I'm a talentless dancer and a meth addict. Does that mean I'll make billions? "

yes it does! remember us here on giant bomb when you make it big "

Sorry dude. Once I start getting drunk with the Kardashians and going cow tippin with Rub Paul then I'm not going to remember anyone. Ok this joke has gone too far. Save me. "

knock knock "

" @Ryax said:

" @ch13696 said:

" @Ryax said:

" @ch13696 said:

" @Rayfield said:

" @ch13696:  Just study how a bunch of talentless dancers and meth addicts like the Black Eyed Peas became billionaires and work backwards. "

Hey, I'm a talentless dancer and a meth addict. Does that mean I'll make billions? "

yes it does! remember us here on giant bomb when you make it big "

Sorry dude. Once I start getting drunk with the Kardashians and going cow tippin with Rub Paul then I'm not going to remember anyone. Ok this joke has gone too far. Save me. "

knock knock "

Uuuummm who's there? "

Who?

I'm sure we could come up with something just as bad... but more awesome?

" I'm sure we could come up with something just as bad... but more awesome? "

" @bonbolapti said:

" I'm sure we could come up with something just as bad... but more awesome? "

are you suggesting a GB collection of awesome? "

" @Ryax said:

" @bonbolapti said:

" I'm sure we could come up with something just as bad... but more awesome? "

are you suggesting a GB collection of awesome? "

That would be great, except it wouldn't be awesome because a whole bunch of kids will post about Lady Gaga being good. "

" @Ryax said:

" @bonbolapti said:

" I'm sure we could come up with something just as bad... but more awesome? "

are you suggesting a GB collection of awesome? "

That would be great, except it wouldn't be awesome because a whole bunch of kids will post about Lady Gaga being good. "

" @sodiumCyclops:  All I'm sayin, we get a girl willing to be hot for us, Hamst3r lays the phat beats, then we collab and write music about what we think girls are like.   I can just picture the first single "controller bewbs" being a hit. "

I checked out her youtube account. She must be annoying in real life.

" run devil run will all those japanese chicks definately makes it easier on the eyes :) "

" the reasons i know of her are because 1) she sounds like uffie. and 2) this whole controversy with snsd. "

Well I wouldn't necessary call her a good singer. It just that her music is great at the clubs, bars, dances, etc.

My best guess why she is so popular?
a lot of people don't know any better
Britney Spears is soooooooooooooooooo old
 
for the same reason I like The Final Countdown
so bad it's good.