If you found yourself in a zombie apocalypse, would you survive?

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#1  Edited By Dominoes

The scenario is this:

  • You wake up, turn on the news and become aware of the ongoing zombie apocalypse outside your front door.
  • What do you do? What's your plan?
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#2  Edited By Skytylz

I own some firearms and I live in the country so I'd probably not have a whole lot of adversaries unless they organized to march on my house.

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#3  Edited By HitmanAgent47

I only have so many bullets, so the odds are against most ppl to surivive in the long term. Even if you have a machette or sword, you might get overwhelmed. My plan is to lock and load I suppose and get a sword or something which won't need bullets. I'll use alot of hit and run tactics, so I don't get overwhelemed. I'll try to regroup with other survivors and look for ammo or weapons in a surplus store. Then see if the government will help anyone who isn't infected.

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#4  Edited By peacebrother
@Skytylz said:
" I own some firearms and I live in the country so I'd probably not have a whole lot of adversaries unless they organized to march on my house. "
They will march against any living human, whether or not you are isolated.
 
Nobody is safe from the zombie threat. 
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#5  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

It's the cliche solution but I'd get my housemates and have one of them drive us out to somewhere in the country, away from all the towns and cities. Even if we made it that far though I think we'd only survive so long, as Melvargh said nobody is safe.

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#6  Edited By gla55jAw

I'm totally fucked. Too many people here on Long Island.

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#7  Edited By Yummylee

Wonderful threads you're making here.

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#8  Edited By TheDukeofArgyll

I am pretty out of shape so I assume I would survive just fine as a zombie.

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#9  Edited By TheSeductiveMoose

I have a snowmobile with a plow. Surviving should be no problem.

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#10  Edited By mylifeforAiur

Slow or fast zombies?

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#11  Edited By NekuSakuraba
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Slow or fast zombies?
Oh shit! You didn't do "^^" at the end!

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
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#12  Edited By Gabriel

My plan is to watch this, then no one is safe. 
 
  

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#13  Edited By Th3_James

No, I probably wouldn't. I need to get my firearms licence and acquire some weapons and ammunition. I wouldn't be able to outrun a zambie in my current state. If I were in a better financial position I would prepare for such an event. 

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#14  Edited By Glak

Seeing that the only firearm I know of in my area is my neighbor's shotgun, I'm sort of fucked 
I'd be able to outrun a zombie if they're normal speed, however eventually I'll get tired and they won't, maybe I'll run them over with my car

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#15  Edited By kingclaw

Nah. I'm fat and stupid, like that guy at the begining of RE3 Dario Rosso

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Well, if they's slow Zombies, I should be more then fine, I jog everyday so I'll make it a good bit with them snailing behind me.
Now if they're the fast kind, I'd haul ass to the army dump store and try me out some knives and guns.
Go out in a blaze of glory and all that.
 
Being the last female on earth and having to repopulate that dirtball ain't all that either.

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#17  Edited By KaosAngel

Bail down to Cuba.  If World War Z taught you anything, it's that Cuba wins the outbreak.

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#18  Edited By ___pocalypse

I don't know, if everyone in my apartment building collectively made good decisions and banded together, we might make it. As it stands, I live on the top floor of a pretty sturdy building so if I had enough food I could hang out for a pretty long time. I figure the zombies won't really figure out stairs or heavy doors. I also live in the middle of Seattle so I don't think getting out of town would be possible since I do not have a boat :(
 
If I was at work (in a nearby city) I don't think I'd make it. Everything is ground level and my coworkers are already pretty convinced that they'll die if there's a zombie apocalypse.

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#19  Edited By joeybagad0nutz
@KaosAngel said:
"Bail down to Cuba.  If World War Z taught you anything, it's that Cuba wins the outbreak. "

Why? 
 
And I'm gonna be on a military base soon. I got plently of Ammo and guns there.
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#20  Edited By KaosAngel
@JoeRiccadonna: They got perfect protection due to all the coast and whatnot.  Plus they're armed and whatnot.  I forgot the details but Hawaii, Cuba, Latin Islands, and West of the Rockies were the best protected.
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#21  Edited By Teaspoon83

I don't have handguns or rifles, so I would have to get by with the many sharp or blunt objects I do have, constantly staying on the move till I could find anything that could further help my survival. I do have a decent supply of non-perishable foods and with deer season coming up, that should provide something. Don't think I would ever settle unless I found some sort of decent location to create a bunker of sorts outside of the cities. Way out into the countryside. And I'm sorry, won't take anybody in.

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#22  Edited By PassiveKaerenai

I would find a sailboat, grab supplies and go to sea; maybe wander around desert islands to pick up wood, supplies, fresh water. Make rods. Catch fish. Fall in love. Construct SICK GUNS out of WOOD.
 
(also I'd get to the chopper. Fast.)

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#24  Edited By joeybagad0nutz
@KaosAngel:
Yea, if I was still in America during the event I would probably migrate west past the rockies.
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#25  Edited By DrPockets000

Your scenario is inaccurate.  i don't watch the news when I get up.

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#26  Edited By jorbear

Begin negotiations, Catherine of Russia style. Because we all know that zombies can never turn down a good sexing. 

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#27  Edited By Deusoma

Fuck no, I'm Canadian and while I'm not fat, I'm mad out of shape, so it would only be a matter of time before I got tired of beating on zombies with a blunt object and one of them got me.
 
EDIT: Wait, fast zombies or slow zombies? Because if it's fast zombies, I'll just go drown myself in the bathtub and save them the trouble. /optimism

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#28  Edited By Tomkang

Plan of Action: 
-Gather companions  
-Work out if their characteristics (Deaf, blind, weakness to fire, resistant to acid etc)
-Find Weapons (Melee preferable) 
-Use guns as melee, since firing one is generally very loud and attracts attention 
-Keep on the move 
-Show no mercy against zombies (People would rather die human, than become a monster- train of though)

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#29  Edited By JammyJesus

Probably not. Live in a cul-de-sac and I'm pretty slow. 

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#30  Edited By gla55jAw
@Gabriel said:

" My plan is to watch this, then no one is safe. 
 
  

"
Gotta respect The Running Man reference.
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#31  Edited By Claude

Survive? I would eat.

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#32  Edited By Mrnitropb

Well, I don't rot in sunlight, so I think I'll be OK. 

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#33  Edited By solidejake

I'd be the last man standing! Go to the Winchester and wait for this all to blow over.

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#34  Edited By bravetoaster

This thread looks familiar. 
 
I guess I would die.

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#35  Edited By jonnyboy

Don't worry we'll be fine. Oh and it's your round.
Don't worry we'll be fine. Oh and it's your round.
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#36  Edited By McGhee

I live in the country near the mountains. I already have at least half a year's worth of food stocked in my house. I own a few guns, including a SKS assault rifle and a break action 12 gauge. I have a machete and a katana. I also know of really secluded places in the mountains that I could retreat to if it became necessary. 
Finally, I watch a lot of zombie movies and am as psychologically prepared as I could be. Bring on the hordes!
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#37  Edited By McGhee
@JoeRiccadonna:
Didn't you see the original Day of the Dead and 28 Days Later? Crazy officers become more dangerous than the zombies. lol
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#38  Edited By Alex291190

Oh yeah, I'd survive with no problem at all. I have a tool shed and duct tape.

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#39  Edited By Liar83
Movies don't quite cover the real logistics of it. You need a lot of clean water, which very few have, particularly in a big city. An entire cellar devoted towards food with some way to dispose of waste. Weaponry,  many years worth of it. I read the walking dead comics, guns attract more zombies in them-damned if you do, damned if you don't. Not that it matters since a zombie apocalypse could never happen, but I'm not particularly prepared for some huge natural disaster either. You'd think I would have learned my lesson after the 94 quake here in Northridge. 
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#40  Edited By Mars_Cleric

watch news 
cry in corner 
man up 
 
get cricket bat 
get nails 
combine cricket bat with nails 
 
open door 
use nail bat on zombie neighbour 
bat gets stuck in neighbours head, nails were a bad idea 

get in car 
drive to Bunnings Warehouse  
get gardening tools (weapons) 
 
survive for a week 
go insane 
open door 

die day before rescue arrives

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#41  Edited By Aronman789

Find some shelter that is somewhat north so that the zombies freeze in the winter
dig a hole around a building so that zombies fall in there
constantly set them on fire so that they don't pile up
use melee weapons so not to make too much noise and alert a bunch of them
break the stairs to the second floor and make my base up there, use a fold-up ladder to get up 
  
I have thought this shit through

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#42  Edited By fattony12000

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That's me in the blue shirt.
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#43  Edited By ThePhantomnaut
@jonnyboy said:
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Don't worry we'll be fine. Oh and it's your round.
Don't worry we'll be fine. Oh and it's your round.
"
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#44  Edited By Phog_of_War

This zombie problem is easily taken care of.  All you need is time..... 
 
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
  
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#45  Edited By cherub09

If you really want to know... take this quiz hosted by AMC in prep for their Walking Dead show! 
I was a Born Leader (which got a few chuckles)
 
 http://blogs.amctv.com/the-walking-dead/2010/10/survival-test.php

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@gla55jAw said:
" @Gabriel said:

" My plan is to watch this, then no one is safe. 
 
  

"
Gotta respect The Running Man reference. "
Damn straight! My fourth fave Arnie flick after Commando, Predator and Terminator 2 with Total Recall rounding out the Top Five. 
 
I probably wouldn't be in it for the long haul, but I'll be damned if I'm not bringing any of those slackjaws with me! 
 
Also, Israel came pretty well off of World War Z if I remember correctly
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#47  Edited By wefwefasdf
@Phog_of_War said:
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This zombie problem is easily taken care of.  All you need is time..... 
 
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
   "
Hey! I just read that yesterday! Zombies suck.
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#48  Edited By Afroman269
@gla55jAw said:
" @Gabriel said:

" My plan is to watch this, then no one is safe. 
 
  

"
Gotta respect The Running Man reference. "
Damn it,  now I have to go watch that movie again.
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#49  Edited By MikkaQ

Well, living in the world's most diverse and multicultural city, I'd be fucked solely on the grounds that I'd attempt some kind of zombie anthropology. The post-apocalypse is gonna need all the research points it can get. 
 
Wait science totally works like Civ 5 right?

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Man, Jesse Ventura/Captain Freedom is really giving off a Metro City Mayor Mike Haggar (Yes, you write the entire damn thing) vibe on his look there. Unlike his flamboyant wrestler look, bald governor look or current bearded hobo conspiracy theorist look.