The scenario is this:
- You wake up, turn on the news and become aware of the ongoing zombie apocalypse outside your front door.
- What do you do? What's your plan?
I only have so many bullets, so the odds are against most ppl to surivive in the long term. Even if you have a machette or sword, you might get overwhelmed. My plan is to lock and load I suppose and get a sword or something which won't need bullets. I'll use alot of hit and run tactics, so I don't get overwhelemed. I'll try to regroup with other survivors and look for ammo or weapons in a surplus store. Then see if the government will help anyone who isn't infected.
" I own some firearms and I live in the country so I'd probably not have a whole lot of adversaries unless they organized to march on my house. "They will march against any living human, whether or not you are isolated.
Well, if they's slow Zombies, I should be more then fine, I jog everyday so I'll make it a good bit with them snailing behind me.
Now if they're the fast kind, I'd haul ass to the army dump store and try me out some knives and guns.
Go out in a blaze of glory and all that.
Being the last female on earth and having to repopulate that dirtball ain't all that either.
I don't know, if everyone in my apartment building collectively made good decisions and banded together, we might make it. As it stands, I live on the top floor of a pretty sturdy building so if I had enough food I could hang out for a pretty long time. I figure the zombies won't really figure out stairs or heavy doors. I also live in the middle of Seattle so I don't think getting out of town would be possible since I do not have a boat :(
If I was at work (in a nearby city) I don't think I'd make it. Everything is ground level and my coworkers are already pretty convinced that they'll die if there's a zombie apocalypse.
"Bail down to Cuba. If World War Z taught you anything, it's that Cuba wins the outbreak. "
I don't have handguns or rifles, so I would have to get by with the many sharp or blunt objects I do have, constantly staying on the move till I could find anything that could further help my survival. I do have a decent supply of non-perishable foods and with deer season coming up, that should provide something. Don't think I would ever settle unless I found some sort of decent location to create a bunker of sorts outside of the cities. Way out into the countryside. And I'm sorry, won't take anybody in.
I would find a sailboat, grab supplies and go to sea; maybe wander around desert islands to pick up wood, supplies, fresh water. Make rods. Catch fish. Fall in love. Construct SICK GUNS out of WOOD.
(also I'd get to the chopper. Fast.)
Fuck no, I'm Canadian and while I'm not fat, I'm mad out of shape, so it would only be a matter of time before I got tired of beating on zombies with a blunt object and one of them got me.
EDIT: Wait, fast zombies or slow zombies? Because if it's fast zombies, I'll just go drown myself in the bathtub and save them the trouble. /optimism
Plan of Action:
-Gather companions
-Work out if their characteristics (Deaf, blind, weakness to fire, resistant to acid etc)
-Find Weapons (Melee preferable)
-Use guns as melee, since firing one is generally very loud and attracts attention
-Keep on the move
-Show no mercy against zombies (People would rather die human, than become a monster- train of though)
watch news
cry in corner
man up
get cricket bat
get nails
combine cricket bat with nails
open door
use nail bat on zombie neighbour
bat gets stuck in neighbours head, nails were a bad idea
get in car
drive to Bunnings Warehouse
get gardening tools (weapons)
survive for a week
go insane
open door
die day before rescue arrives
Find some shelter that is somewhat north so that the zombies freeze in the winter
dig a hole around a building so that zombies fall in there
constantly set them on fire so that they don't pile up
use melee weapons so not to make too much noise and alert a bunch of them
break the stairs to the second floor and make my base up there, use a fold-up ladder to get up
I have thought this shit through
" @Gabriel said:Damn straight! My fourth fave Arnie flick after Commando, Predator and Terminator 2 with Total Recall rounding out the Top Five.Gotta respect The Running Man reference. "" My plan is to watch this, then no one is safe.
"
"Hey! I just read that yesterday! Zombies suck.
This zombie problem is easily taken care of. All you need is time.....
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html"
" @Gabriel said:Damn it, now I have to go watch that movie again.Gotta respect The Running Man reference. "" My plan is to watch this, then no one is safe.
"
Man, Jesse Ventura/Captain Freedom is really giving off a Metro City Mayor Mike Haggar (Yes, you write the entire damn thing) vibe on his look there. Unlike his flamboyant wrestler look, bald governor look or current bearded hobo conspiracy theorist look.
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