If you were stuck in a crowd of zombies in a mall

Wear: short hair, zipped, tight black leather jacket/pants, sunglasses, watch (it's zombie killing time), bandolier filled to the brim with ammo, lit cigar in mouth.
Wield:Striker "Sweet Sweeper" Shotgun
Backpack:Gold Desert Eagle, Gold Desert Eagle, KRISS vector SMG, SPAS-12, M32 grenade launcher (all fully loaded and ready to go with laser sights) and Grenades, C4 >:D
 
Fuck yeah, it's going to be one hell of an "untrapping" myself in the mall.

Shotgun in one hand, Uzi in the other, some grenades, a machete, Spiked gloves, Spiked boots muahaha, and POUNDS of clothing (screw you guys i'm not getting bit) it could be summer i'm wearing a goddamn heavy jacket, something to cover my neck and a helmet for my head, and i'm ready to kick some zombie ass.
 
everything in the mall would be a weapon, always wanted to kill something with a shopping cart. 
 
 
DEAD RISING FTW!

I don't usually carry my backpack around when I'm at the mall. So the only way out is... NONE !

1: Knifeproof Coat
2: Folding Chair.
3: Badassery.

I would pack Frank West.
 
Aaaaaand done.

I would NOT pack any sort of explosive in my backpack, because we all know mishandling of explosives is the #3 cause of death in zombie movies, right behind mishandling of chainsaws and being eaten by zombies.

My Cellphone...so I can call Frank West!

I would need a pistol with one bullet. Why fight zombies for the rest of my life when I could just end it now? Much easier and less painful.

I only need one item.  A rocket backpack.  Maybe a helmet.  See ya zombies.

Easy.  And I only need one thing. 
 

1. two Uzis 
2. tons of ammo 
3. in the backpack: a woman (for obvious reasons >_>)

" Easy.  And I only need one thing. 
 

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Naked cartoon pussy.

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1. Chainsaw
2. Shotgun
3. Flamethrower
4. Med Kit
5. Flashlight
6. Lightsaber
7. Plenty of ammo

Just one thing 
 
 Servbot Helmet.

Chainsaw, duct tape, shotgun and surgical saw.
 
1 - Use surgical saw in left hand to saw off right hand.
2 - Attach chainsaw to right hand stump with duct tape
3 - Pick up shotgun with left hand
 
Win