Jamie Kennedy calls Pachter and Whitta 'dorks', hilarity ensues.

Jamie Kennedy was like... engaged to Jennifer Love Hewitt, so he wins this conversation on that note alone.

Sorry I couldn't finish the article I got distracted by masturbating to the Legend of Zelda.

@Manhattan_Project said:

@ZeForgotten said:

@example1013 said:

Jamie Kennedy is a dooshnozzle. Someone tell him that on Twitter for me.

I already called him out on his bullshit, surprised to see that there's a lot of words being thrown around in this thread about him yet nobody seems to actually want to tell it directly to him.

Wait you sent him a message over the internet?! Damn, remind me not to fuck with you.

This....you're acting like sending him a tweet is the same as telling it directly to his face, its not.

@Chris2KLee said:

This was actually the first time in awhile I was reminded Jamie Kennedy is a person that exists.

I just watched Scream 1 and 2 last week, so it is way, way to soon for me to be reminded again that Jamie Kennedy exists. Let alone that he exists in real life and says idiotic crap on twitter. I saw him get stabbed to death, my mind was happy to have it remain that way.

Jamie Kennedy is giving Andy Dick a good run for his money racing to become my least favorite "celebrity".

@neozeke said:

@yakov456: Gotta love his 69 sweatshirt, and the part where he assumes that film has been around since 1900 when in reality it's about 20ish years older (I'm not sure about that number) And why is Carrot top talking to him. I mean, Carrot top isn't a good comedian by any means, but he isn't douchey enough to associate with Jamie Kennedy.

Heckler was basically a movie Jamie Kennedy was in to bitch about reviewers hating his shit movies. He just comes off as a whiny pissant throughout the whole thing. "They hated Son of the Mask? Whaaaaa whaaa whaaa" so he figured people like Carrot Top, who doesn't give a fuck and still sells out shows, would also feel the same about bad reviews.

@TimAllen624 said:

Sorry I couldn't finish the article I got distracted by masturbating to the Legend of Zelda.

why does link wear such tight pants with legs like that i can't concentrate on the adventure like this

oh my hell what the shit are you two even arguing about

Woooooooooooooooow. Mr. Caffeine looks like Bob Hope compared to this.
 
  

@yakov456: You know what- I may not watch Carrot Top or find his movies funny and I think he's kinda weird in some ways (but who's not really) but at least he has his head on straight. He's grounded. He is what he is and he seems to know what he is and that's something I can respect.

When asked in that clip (paraphrase) "this guy said your movie was the worst he's ever seen" his first reaction "well, he's just not a fan." And it wasn't in a joking way, he seemed sincere- like "well, I'm obviously not the kind of humor he likes, no big deal"

I may not find Carrot Top funny, but damn I can respect him. That's more then I can say for Jamie Kennedy.

@buzz_killington said:

Woooooooooooooooow. Mr. Caffeine looks like Bob Hope compared to this.
 
  

CHRIST. I'd never seen this before today. It's like watching someone die. On a toilet.

As much as i really don't care about twitter or twitter beef, Jamie Kennedy isn't relevant anymore, he was relevant for about 20 minutes and that's it, what business is he in exactly? the movie business? i would say garry is far more involved in that business then him, comedy? if his shit is comedy then i need to go to a comedy club because i could be dane cook famous if kennedy gets paid to do it.

I think everybody is missing the best part of this all. Annoying Navi totally responded to his comment about Zelda masterbation!! How do you people miss this?!

@JJOR64 said:

People still care about Jamie Kennedy?

Nope! He's a has-been... well, kinda, because the shit he did in his 'prime' was kinda garbage too.

@FlamingHobo said:

@ZeForgotten said:

@EuanDewar said:

@Ahmad_Metallic said:

Haha who the hell is Jamie Kennedy and when did he host the E3 Ubi conference? links??

It was terrible. http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/19/watch-activision-alienate-E3-audience-with-jamie-kennedy/

Dear god, I had forgotten how terrible it actually was

That was... painful.

I know, yet I somehow feel sorry for him. It seems like whatever he has is really really serious

Woooooooooooooooow. Mr. Caffeine looks like Bob Hope compared to this.
 
  

@ZeForgotten said:

@Unknown_Pleasures: He's the guy they go for when they can't get real actors. Every movie has one, Uwe Boll would love him!

He used to be that guy. Now, he's the guy who muses over being that guy once.

How did this guy manage to get Jennifer Love Hewitt, I don't understand.

This makes me wish I followed twitter more. Funniest, most random beef in a while.

Who the fuck is Jamie Kennedy? 

Just watched that highlight reel, either he has a serious speech impediment or was incredibly drunk the whole time.

Probably the most entertaining thing I've seen on Twitter. Not that that's saying much.

@ZeForgotten said:

@EuanDewar said:

@Ahmad_Metallic said:

Haha who the hell is Jamie Kennedy and when did he host the E3 Ubi conference? links??

It was terrible. http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/19/watch-activision-alienate-E3-audience-with-jamie-kennedy/

Dear god, I had forgotten how terrible it actually was

I am so glad I missed that....holy shit.

Jamie Kennedy is waaaaaay worse. Offensively horrible. Mr. Caffeine was just kind of crazy, Jamie Kennedy was stoned, offensive, lazy, egotistical and stupid.

I just twitted that mother f****r... Not because he insulted Gary or Michael but because I read his feed and... that guy is such an asshole. He can't even write!

Without Twitter, Jamie would have faded into unmentioned obscurity. It's just funny thinking about what he'd be without his little safehaven on Twitter. He probably wouldn't be. With the technology of today, you can be a one-off celebrity, make a bunch of bad movies, and still be relevant (in the smallest sense of the word) via Twitter and the like. Before the Internet, failure "performers" were forgotten to have ever existed and had to get a real job. 
 
DAMN YOU TWITTER
 
oh and here's my twitter @donthatemeplease

@Unknown_Pleasures said:

@ZeForgotten: Ironically, you take the internet seriously too as you decided to call someone out over twitter...OMG INTERNET SERIOUS BUSINESS *thumbs up*

Give it a rest, I want to hear about Jamie Kennedy's pissy internet squabbles not yours!

Heckler. Fucking HECKLER. That is all.

Watched the  link that EuanDewar gave, my brain hurts, my eyes bleed, my ears bleed I think my heart stopped for a moment. Plus he's a dick, can't act, lame jokes, and never heard of him before.

@CaptainCody said:

@ZeForgotten: You sure are acting like a huge faggot this whole thread, zero respect for you at this point. As for calling people out on the interwebs; I bet you just do so from all the pent up aggression you have from getting beat up by kids. Give it a rest.

Holy fuck, are you Jamie Kennedy?

I don't think he deserves all the hate. 
He made couple of stupid jokes and got pissed when people talked about him as the worst thing of the show. 
I don't see why people are so mad at him. 

either he has a serious speech impediment or was incredibly drunk the whole time.

Jamie who?

@CaptainCody said:

@ZeForgotten: You sure are acting like a huge faggot this whole thread, zero respect for you at this point. As for calling people out on the interwebs; I bet you just do so from all the pent up aggression you have from getting beat up by kids. Give it a rest.

Someone please flag this. This is the second time I've seen this guy use that word pejoratively.

pachter and kennedy are both douches but whitta's cool

@CaptainCody said:

@ZeForgotten: You sure are acting like a huge faggot

Dude, come on now.

Jamie Kennedy was like... engaged to Jennifer Love Hewitt, so he wins this conversation on that note alone.